• Valentine
    1 minutes 21 seconds
    Added: May 9, 2008


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Valentine Reviews

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Jean Lowerison
San Diego Metropolitan

I'm not a big fan of horror films, but as they go this isn't a bad one.

Full Review Source: San Diego Metropolitan

October 21, 2002
Chuck Rudolph
Matinee Magazine

As run-of-the-mill slasher movies go, one of the best to hit screens since the post-Scream boom.

Full Review Source: Matinee Magazine | Original Score: short

February 14, 2002
Dustin Putman

A modern-day slasher pic that is a step above most in the genre.

Full Review Source: DustinPutman.com | Original Score: 3/4

March 18, 2001
Andrew O'Hehir
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I had fun anyway.

Full Review Source: Salon.com

February 13, 2001
Norman Wilner
Toronto Star
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Succeeds on its own modest terms, and the plot doesn't fall apart under credit-roll pondering.

Full Review Source: Toronto Star

February 5, 2001
Kevin Thomas
Los Angeles Times
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A smart, stylish horror picture that offers a fresh twist on the ever-reliable revenge theme and affords a raft of talented young actors solid roles that show them to advantage.

Full Review Source: Los Angeles Times | Original Score: 4/5

February 5, 2001
Tim Brayton
Antagony & Ecstasy

A singularly direct and unchallenging example of the latter-day slasher film, made to a template that was starting to show its age every bit of 20 years before the movie premiered.

Full Review Source: Antagony & Ecstasy | Original Score: 4/10

February 15, 2012
Lisa Schwarzbaum
Entertainment Weekly
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Full Review Source: Entertainment Weekly | Original Score: D

September 7, 2011
Ellen MacKay
Common Sense Media

Poorly made and just stupid.

Full Review Source: Common Sense Media | Original Score: 1/5

January 1, 2011
Felix Vasquez Jr.
Cinema Crazed

A bland whodunit slasher film starring a bunch of nineties relics...

Full Review Source: Cinema Crazed

April 29, 2009
Jim Lane
Sacramento News & Review

Full Review Source: Sacramento News & Review | Original Score: 1/5

August 7, 2008
Rob Gonsalves

Yet another one of those films that Scream was supposed to have buried but instead resurrected.

Full Review Source: eFilmCritic.com | Original Score: 1/5

July 25, 2007
Lisa Alspector
Chicago Reader
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The contradictory sexual politics in this lightweight slasher suggest that at some point it was meant to satirize the traditional mores of the self-satisfied female characters.

Full Review Source: Chicago Reader

February 28, 2007
Eric Lurio
Greenwich Village Gazette

It doesn't have those scare-the-sh*t out of you moments, and if it doesn't have any of those, what's the point?

| Original Score: 1/5

November 7, 2003
David Nusair
Reel Film Reviews

Scary horror flicks went out with the emergence of the self-referential horror movie.

Full Review Source: Reel Film Reviews | Original Score: 2/4

August 1, 2003
Kit Bowen

Full Review Source: Hollywood.com | Original Score: 0/4

June 20, 2003
Liam Lacey
Globe and Mail
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In the new teen slasher flick Valentine, a public-school nerd, now grown up, seeks to systematically murder all the girls who wouldn't dance with him at the Grade 6 Valentine's dance. Or maybe that's not what happens. It ís hard to tell.

Full Review Source: Globe and Mail | Original Score: 0/4

April 25, 2003
Jo Berry
Empire Magazine

The essential daftness isn't helped by the stars, who play it straight when they should have gone for laughs.

Full Review Source: Empire Magazine | Original Score: 1/5

April 21, 2003
Brad Laidman
Film Threat

Porno actresses are smarter than this crew!

Full Review Source: Film Threat | Original Score: 1.5/5

December 8, 2002

Atlanta Journal-Constitution
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A cheesy horror flick that doesn't take itself too seriously.

Full Review Source: Atlanta Journal-Constitution

June 19, 2002
Matt Soergel
Florida Times-Union
February 12, 2010

Deseret News, Salt Lake City
October 18, 2008


November 14, 2002
Betty Jo Tucker
ReelTalk Movie Reviews
August 2, 2002
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