Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant Quotes

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  • Darren Shan:
    Can I, like, turn into a bat and stuff?
    Larten Crepsley:
    No. That's bullshit.
    ‐ Submitted by Kyle S (2 years ago)

  • Evra the Snake Boy:
    [whispers/chuckles] You're like Crepsley's bitch now.
    ‐ Submitted by Amber R (3 years ago)

  • Larten Crepsley:
    I will not make you a vampire.You must forget about it.Go home and get on with your life.
    Steve:
    No! I won't forget! I'll get you for this, I don't care how long it takes. One day, Vur Horston, I'll track you down and kill you for rejecting me!
    ‐ Submitted by Meaghan C (3 years ago)

  • Larten Crepsley:
    Don't use your fist. You have something better. Use your fingernails. Like this. (Slashes the tree).
    Darren Shan:
    (Darren tries) Aw. I think I broke a nail.
    ‐ Submitted by Kazunori K (4 years ago)

  • Larten Crepsley:
    Looks like you're in some deep shit, my larcenous friend.
    ‐ Submitted by Madeleine G (4 years ago)

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