Vampires Suck (2010) - Rotten Tomatoes

Vampires Suck (2010)



Critic Consensus: Witlessly broad and utterly devoid of laughs, Vampires Suck represents a slight step forward for the Friedberg-Seltzer team.

Movie Info

"Vampires Suck" is a comedy about contemporary teen angst and romance movies. Becca, an anxious, non-vampire teen, is torn between two boys. Before she can choose, Becca must get around her controlling father, who embarrasses Becca by treating her like a child. Meanwhile, Becca's friends contend with their own romantic issues -- all of which collide at the prom. more
Rating: PG-13 (for crude sexual content, comic violence, language and teen partying)
Genre: Comedy
Directed By: ,
Written By: Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer
In Theaters:
On DVD: Nov 30, 2010
Box Office: $36.3M
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Critic Reviews for Vampires Suck

All Critics (89) | Top Critics (18)

It's almost as cynical as the actual Twilight, and not nearly as funny.

Full Review… | June 3, 2013
Top Critic

All but the most die-hard fans can agree that the Twilight movies are spoof-worthy. So it's too bad they don't get a worthy spoof.

Full Review… | June 3, 2013
New York Daily News
Top Critic

It's been two whole years since the team of Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer subjected us to one of its godawful parodies. Alas, the vacation is over.

Full Review… | July 25, 2014
Winnipeg Free Press

With the level of humor here running to flatulence jokes, groin kicks and high-school smart-aleck cracks, their movie does, indeed, (surely no other critic in the world will be this clever) SUCK!

Full Review… | July 25, 2014
Tulsa World

A witless, slavish pastiche of the series of romantic dramas based on Stephenie Meyer's Twilight novels. It is a knowing film that knows nothing about comedy.

Full Review… | July 25, 2014
Observer (UK)

Vampires Suck, and films like it, not only fail to parody elements of contemporary society, they barely spoof the genre they are trying to mock.

Full Review… | July 25, 2014

Audience Reviews for Vampires Suck

Basically Twilight with additional fart jokes and pop culture references.

vieras esine

Super Reviewer

Possibly one of the worst films I have ever seen in my life. There is no purpose to this film's existence. It is a parody of an already mediocre film. The fact that its source material is almost just as poor in quality made this film not funny but rather tiresome and depressing.

Matthew Samuel Mirliani
Matthew Samuel Mirliani

Super Reviewer


Not bad for a spoof movie. Actually it looks pretty good and though the story is obviously stupid, being a mash up of several Twilight movies, the actress who plays Becca actually has Kristen Stewart's mannerisms down pretty well!

Nicki Marie

Super Reviewer

Vampires Suck Quotes

Becca: I know what you are.
Edward: I know what you are. Say it. Out loud. Say it.
Becca: The Jonas Brothers!
– Submitted by Emelyn W (3 years ago)
Edward: Just the sound of your breathing is the greatest gift you can give me... [fart noise from bella causes Edward to franticly waft around his nose and fall backwards through the window]
– Submitted by Will B (4 years ago)
Becca: A chihuaha, seriously?
Jacob: Yeah, I'm new to this thing.
– Submitted by Ko-di G (4 years ago)
Jacob: Cat!
– Submitted by Torie R (4 years ago)

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