The Twilight Saga, with its operatic gloom and straight-faced fantasy, is undoubtedly ripe for a smart, good-natured ribbing. This isn't it.
it hates me to have to come here and now everywhere else most of you morons do not understand.... ( including critics )..but this was not just about another " parody movie "this movie was purposely made to show exactly what the " real " world sees when they see these stupid twilight movies ...it was marvelously and perfectly done to accentuate the poor taste and acting of the real Twilight "series" ...this has " NOTHING TO DO WITH THE BOOK "this is about the movie.and vampires sucks, shows EXACTLY what I guess you may say the intelligent world see's, when they wonder why all these morons continue to go crazy in line waiting for tickets for the Twilight movie to come out each time ...well done.now, if after this, any fool/pool of kids/ignorant dimwits, wish to continue seeing the next film knowing about this film ( vampires suck ) ... atleast now they can now know, what they are actually watching, and gosh help them to love something that has now been so perfectly and blatantly presented from this current "parody".now, they are only going to see Twilight they can not help themselves to look dumb being there to watch it anymore :) ....I will stop there, I am sure it will not be enough for people to understand but the statement is out for intelligent and people who are and have always been aware of the stupidity within films which sometimes glorify , perhaps a good book, but make such a revolting movie " the directors and producers know will attract all the people who are obsessed already " without " ACTUALLY " researching or understanding, forget being even AWARE of how these movies are actUALLY , MADE ! =-)now thats as abrief review one could make ..Obviously It is still light years better than half these quacks on here who call themselves " critics " . / what ? just because they are from some magazine or newspaper or whatever website ?give me a break .these are the same retards who agreed Twilight was just as shitty, but will still look at "Vampires suck" as even worse, without appreciating the contrast between the effort and validity in the two. ( btw, this IS one of the only parody movies I CAN stick up for , for its one and only purpose , PERIOD )too bad for these other critics, you would think they would have much better analytical skills than that.you can all think about the critics now from that as you wish, but yeah. anywho. Vampires Suck just goes much deeper than just another simply parody. I hope some of you can actually turn a light on your head and realize it :)I guess that will be all now. there really is no argument on this. but if you wish to debate with me, please. reply or email me email@example.comI will be welcomed to it.Yours Sincerely, a true and real Critic :)- DJ
Aug 19 - 06:57 PM
I'm guessing English is a second language to you, because half of what you said was incomprehensible. The other half was the basic critic bashing that every idiot does just because they don't understand that critics are smarter than they are.
Aug 20 - 04:24 AM
Third, stop spamming.
Aug 20 - 04:25 AM
DJ M, I'm much smarter than you, and this movie as well as everything else done by Friedberg and Seltzer are abominations unto film. They are what's wrong with America.
Aug 22 - 10:04 AM
I would agree for everything you said, except for this ONE .. MOVIE.. again.TWILIGHT movie, is what is wrong with America, aside from Jersey Shore etc ...other than that.the directors can make all the shitty spoofs all they want, but this one was necessary to prevent people from seeing the next installment of Twilight without realizing how dumb it is before they walk in now :)We all know Twilight sucks, but the people who watch it, do NOT.. that is and ONLY why this movie helps with that. otherwise I agree with all the other parodies they made. but can I atleast look at it that way. not really. relax, I never said this movie was worth the money or the quality. ok.ok we are done ;)
Aug 23 - 01:49 PM
Jaws No Revenge
So just because it's a parody that mean's that it's good?
May 23 - 06:13 PM
DJ M. I hope you die for giving these twits the credit your giving them. It is purely a parody movie, yes because the twilight saga is shit, but theyre making a hsitm ovie to make fun of a hsit movie... its just making a bigger pile of shit. It pains me to know that people like you exist.
Aug 20 - 09:30 AM
The Twilight saga, for smart people? Are you serious?This saga is only for 12-14 years old littles girls that get wet for vampires.It just looks like a parody, it's inulting for the vampire myth and as ridiculous as Vampire Suck is, it's still less stupid that Twilight (Toilet) because they dont take themselfs seriously but in Twilight they do... and it's simply ridiculous and outrageous...
Aug 22 - 08:27 AM