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The Velocity of Gary

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The Velocity of Gary (1999)

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Reviews Counted:17

Fresh:4

Rotten:13

Average Rating:4.1/10

Runtime: 1 hr 41 mins

Genre: Dramas

Synopsis: Gary (Vincent D'onofrio) is a young man struggling to stay alive on the streets of contemporary urban America. But things begin to change when he meets the sexy and charismatic Valentino (Thomas... Gary (Vincent D'onofrio) is a young man struggling to stay alive on the streets of contemporary urban America. But things begin to change when he meets the sexy and charismatic Valentino (Thomas Jane), an actor in porn movies and the king of society castaways. Their relationship is complicated by a waitress named Mary Carmen (Salma Hayek), a free-spirited woman and Valentino's ever-present girlfriend. [More]

Starring: Salma Hayek, Thomas Jane, Vincent D'Onofrio, Ethan Hawke

Starring: Salma Hayek, Thomas Jane, Vincent D'Onofrio, Ethan Hawke, Tzi Ma

Director: Dan Ireland

Director: Dan Ireland
Screenwriter: James Still

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Pretentious garbage

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Mike McGranaghan
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Dan Jardine
Dan Jardine
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07/30/02
Philip Martin
Philip Martin
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Roger Ebert
Roger Ebert
Chicago Sun-Times
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Has rough spots but rings emotionally true and paints a vivid picture of New York City's underbelly.

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05/26/06
Jeffrey M. Anderson
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07/06/04
Jake Euker
Jake Euker
F5 (Wichita, KS)

An off-putting mix of quirkiness and overweening solemnity, it simply never finds the right tone and only results in shrieking obviousness.

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David Noh
David Noh
Film Journal International

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Stephen Holden
Stephen Holden
New York Times
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Everything pales next to the spectacle of Hayek barnstorming through this story as if it were her Mildred Pierce.She emotes the way Vesuvius erupts.

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08/22/02
Jeffrey Westhoff
Jeffrey Westhoff
Northwest Herald (Crystal Lake, IL)

...despite their best efforts, none of [the actors] are able to create characters worth caring about.

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04/11/04
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