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Virgins of Sherwood Forest Reviews

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DrStrangeblog
Super Reviewer
July 7, 2011
Reason #1 to watch this silly eroticom: Gabriella Hall

Reason #2 to watch this silly eroticom: Gabriella Hall

Reason #3 to watch this silly eroticom: Uh...more Gabriella Hall?

Yeah, that's about it. Susan Hale also has a small role, the rest of the ladies don't do much for me and the comedy is pretty poor overall. I think one of TV's Survivors won a role in this, if you care.
½ August 28, 2014
Most times, the only thing more pointless than watching films like "The Virgins of Sherwood Forest" is reviewing them, and now that I've accomplished the first, I will attempt the second. This is a soft core porn spoof of the Robin Hood legend that is neither funny or titillating, and when a film like this fails to be sexy it has pretty much failed at everything.

The actresses are all attractive enough, and they have nice bodies (even though a few of them are clearly the result of an overachieving plastic surgeon), the movies isn't really as daring as something you'd see on late night cable. The sex scenes are rather plain and ordinary, and that leaves you with no reason to watch.

The script (if there was such a thing) makes several feeble attempts at humor but fail miserably, and none of the actors have much charisma. Nothing is required of them other than looking good naked, at which they are marginally successful. The sets, costumes and acting are all second-rate, and perhaps worst of all, the title makes no sense as clearly none of these people are virgins within the context of the story.

You almost have to admire a film that sets out to achieve so little and fails this badly at it. "The Virgins of Sherwood Forest" sets the bar shockingly low and yet is still a massive disappoitntment, and while I know fans of this type of cinema do exist, I think that even they would have to agree.
½ December 10, 2009
CHECK IT OUT...

I just found out Virgins of Sherwood Forest is in THE 12 DVD SURRENDER CINEMA ARCHIVE BOX SET!!!
INCLUDED IS THE RARE!!! EXOTIC TIME MACHINE I & II

ONLY $90!! LIMITED TO 900 UNITS ALL NUMBERED AND SIGNED!
½ February 20, 2007
Virgins of Sherwood Forest
Starring: Gabriella Hall, Shannen Leigh, David Roth, and Amber Newman
Director: Cybil Richards


A B-movie director (Hall) bumps her head and wakes up in Sherwood Forest, where she must work with other buxom wenches to thwart the evil scheme's of the Sheriff of Nottingham's sister (Leigh) while restoring some righteous fire and energy to Robin Hood (Roth) and his Merry Men.

I'm not sure how or when I got this movie. I don't even know if I watched it before this evening, but if I did, I didn't retain anything about it in memory. And that's because there's nothing worth noticing here.

"Virgins of Sherwood Forest" wants to be a sex comedy, or maybe it wants to be a soft-core porn flick... but it fails to be either. The proceedings are dull and decidedly unsexy, the acting is almost as bad as the boob jobs on prominent display, and the sets and camera work are even worse.

There are a few chuckles here, but they are so few and seperated by such vast expanses for crap that they're not worth waiting for. If you see this one on a store shelf, just leave it be.
July 24, 2015
Typical porno with fake tits!
½ August 28, 2014
Most times, the only thing more pointless than watching films like "The Virgins of Sherwood Forest" is reviewing them, and now that I've accomplished the first, I will attempt the second. This is a soft core porn spoof of the Robin Hood legend that is neither funny or titillating, and when a film like this fails to be sexy it has pretty much failed at everything.

The actresses are all attractive enough, and they have nice bodies (even though a few of them are clearly the result of an overachieving plastic surgeon), the movies isn't really as daring as something you'd see on late night cable. The sex scenes are rather plain and ordinary, and that leaves you with no reason to watch.

The script (if there was such a thing) makes several feeble attempts at humor but fail miserably, and none of the actors have much charisma. Nothing is required of them other than looking good naked, at which they are marginally successful. The sets, costumes and acting are all second-rate, and perhaps worst of all, the title makes no sense as clearly none of these people are virgins within the context of the story.

You almost have to admire a film that sets out to achieve so little and fails this badly at it. "The Virgins of Sherwood Forest" sets the bar shockingly low and yet is still a massive disappoitntment, and while I know fans of this type of cinema do exist, I think that even they would have to agree.
½ April 2, 2013
Surrender Cinema's contribution to Robin Hood folklore. Video director is transported back in time to Sherwood Forest, where a lazy Robin Hood has let fame go to his head. The good ladies of Sherwood Forest are there to rally the cause. A little more effort should have been given to boost this solid premise, but Surrender Cinema seems content with just another piece of direct-to-video erotic cinema.
½ October 27, 2012
Surrender Cinema presents a stripped down version of the Robin Hood story. Not good but I do like Gabriella Hall. She plays a music video director who wakes up in Sherwood Forest after taking a bump on the head and makes Little John a merry man.
½ September 8, 2011
Surrender Cinema presents a stripped down version of the Robin Hood story. Not good but I do like Gabriella Hall. She plays a music video director who wakes up in Sherwood Forest after taking a bump on the head and makes Little John a merry man.
DrStrangeblog
Super Reviewer
July 7, 2011
Reason #1 to watch this silly eroticom: Gabriella Hall

Reason #2 to watch this silly eroticom: Gabriella Hall

Reason #3 to watch this silly eroticom: Uh...more Gabriella Hall?

Yeah, that's about it. Susan Hale also has a small role, the rest of the ladies don't do much for me and the comedy is pretty poor overall. I think one of TV's Survivors won a role in this, if you care.
½ December 10, 2009
CHECK IT OUT...

I just found out Virgins of Sherwood Forest is in THE 12 DVD SURRENDER CINEMA ARCHIVE BOX SET!!!
INCLUDED IS THE RARE!!! EXOTIC TIME MACHINE I & II

ONLY $90!! LIMITED TO 900 UNITS ALL NUMBERED AND SIGNED!
June 28, 2007
Really captivating plot
September 6, 2007
wow.. I never knew that sharwood was soo well endowed lol
½ February 20, 2007
Virgins of Sherwood Forest
Starring: Gabriella Hall, Shannen Leigh, David Roth, and Amber Newman
Director: Cybil Richards


A B-movie director (Hall) bumps her head and wakes up in Sherwood Forest, where she must work with other buxom wenches to thwart the evil scheme's of the Sheriff of Nottingham's sister (Leigh) while restoring some righteous fire and energy to Robin Hood (Roth) and his Merry Men.

I'm not sure how or when I got this movie. I don't even know if I watched it before this evening, but if I did, I didn't retain anything about it in memory. And that's because there's nothing worth noticing here.

"Virgins of Sherwood Forest" wants to be a sex comedy, or maybe it wants to be a soft-core porn flick... but it fails to be either. The proceedings are dull and decidedly unsexy, the acting is almost as bad as the boob jobs on prominent display, and the sets and camera work are even worse.

There are a few chuckles here, but they are so few and seperated by such vast expanses for crap that they're not worth waiting for. If you see this one on a store shelf, just leave it be.
March 4, 2006
lol.. looks pretty wiked to me lol
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