WALL-E

WALL-E

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WALL-E Quotes

The top WALL-E quotes selected by the Rotten Tomatoes community. Login to submit a quote!

  • Auto:
    Give me the plant!
    ‐ Submitted by Aidan A (7 months ago)

  • Auto:
    We cannot go home.
    ‐ Submitted by Aidan A (7 months ago)

  • Ship's Computer:
    Ten seconds to self-destruct.
    ‐ Submitted by Robert R (11 months ago)

  • Captain:
    Have WALL-E cleaned.
    ‐ Submitted by Russell Q (13 months ago)

  • WALL-E:
    Ee-Vah?
    ‐ Submitted by Rolando C (15 months ago)

  • Captain:
    Well, good morning, everybody, and welcome to day 255,642 aboard the Axiom. As always, the weather is a balmy 72 degrees and sunny, and, uh. Oh, I see the ship's log is showing that today is the 700th anniversary of our five year cruise. Well, I'm sure our forefathers would be proud to know that 700 years later we'd be doing the exact same thing they were doing. So, be sure next mealtime to ask for your free sep-tua-centennial cupcake in a cup. Wow, look at that.
    ‐ Submitted by Adam O (17 months ago)

  • Mary:
    I didn't know we had a pool!
    ‐ Submitted by Adam O (17 months ago)

  • Captain:
    We'll see who's powerless now!
    ‐ Submitted by Adam O (17 months ago)

  • WALL-E:
    [trying to pronounce his name] Wa... WwALL-E.
    ‐ Submitted by David E (2 years ago)

  • Captain:
    This is called farming! You kids are gonna grow all kinds of plants! Vegetable plants, pizza plants.
    ‐ Submitted by Karthi K (2 years ago)

  • Mary:
    Huh, I didn't know we had a pool!
    ‐ Submitted by Clayton R (2 years ago)

  • Captain:
    Pst... computer. Define 'dancing'.
    Mary:
    Dancing - A series of movements involving two partners, where speed & rhythm match harmoniously with music.
    ‐ Submitted by Clayton R (2 years ago)

  • Ship's Computer:
    You will survive.
    Captain:
    I don't want to survive, I want to live!
    ‐ Submitted by Lance T (2 years ago)

  • Captain:
    [Reads from book] Step 1, voice command: confirm acquisition.
    Ship's Computer:
    Confirm acquisition. [Grabs EVE] Voice authorization acquired.
    Captain:
    Uh...
    Ship's Computer:
    [Echoes Captain's voice] Uh. Accepted.
    ‐ Submitted by Philip M (2 years ago)

  • Captain:
    This is called farming! You kids are gonna grow all kinds of plants! Vegetable plants, pizza plants.
    ‐ Submitted by Rocky F (2 years ago)

  • Captain:
    I don't want to survive! I want to live!
    ‐ Submitted by Andrew O (2 years ago)

  • Mary:
    [sees kids falling down the ramp] John, get ready to have some kids!
    ‐ Submitted by Augusta M (2 years ago)

  • Captain:
    Ladies and Gentleman, this is your Captain speaking. We have a slight malfunction with the autopilot. [this while its flinging him around the ship]
    ‐ Submitted by Augusta M (2 years ago)

  • Captain:
    [to the Ship's Computer] You want this plant? Come get it, Blinky.
    ‐ Submitted by Augusta M (2 years ago)

  • Captain:
    Earth is amazing! There are these things called farms. They put seeds in the ground, pour water on them, and they grow into food, like pizzas!
    ‐ Submitted by Augusta M (2 years ago)

  • WALL-E:
    [points to screen with them on it] WALL-E...
    Eve:
    [blasts the screen with her arm]
    WALL-E:
    [shrinks back in surprise]
    ‐ Submitted by Augusta M (2 years ago)

  • WALL-E:
    [WALL-E is discovered on the ship. He shakes the captain's hand] WALL-E...
    Captain:
    [speechless; looking at the piece of dirt on his hand] Have WALL-E cleaned [to the Ship's Computer]
    ‐ Submitted by Augusta M (2 years ago)

  • Ship's Computer:
    [after Eve is found on the ship] Voice authorisation required.
    Captain:
    Er... [device repeats it back to him]
    Ship's Computer:
    Voice accepted.
    ‐ Submitted by Augusta M (2 years ago)

  • Captain:
    [playing with a toy Axiom] Prepare for landing. [makes thruster noise]
    ‐ Submitted by Diego T (2 years ago)

  • WALL-E:
    [stares]
    ‐ Submitted by Sean W (2 years ago)

  • WALL-E:
    Directive?
    Eve:
    Classified.
    ‐ Submitted by Ceara R (2 years ago)

  • WALL-E:
    WALL-E!
    ‐ Submitted by Wouter V (2 years ago)

  • Captain:
    Out there is our home. *HOME*, Auto. And it's in trouble. I can't just sit here and-and-do nothing. [moves back toward Auto] That's all I've ever done! That's all anyone on this blasted ship has ever done. Nothing!
    ‐ Submitted by Lou Z (3 years ago)

  • Captain:
    Oh, it's good to be home!
    ‐ Submitted by Lucas M (3 years ago)

  • WALL-E:
    [WALL-E presents himself to M-O] WALL-E!
    M-O:
    [Cleans WALL-E'S hand] M-O.
    WALL-E:
    M-O?
    M-O:
    M-O.
    ‐ Submitted by Javis C (3 years ago)

  • Shelby Forthright / BnL CEO:
    (BnL jingle plays in background) Just shut it off!
    ‐ Submitted by Diego T (3 years ago)

  • Mary:
    I didn't know we had a pool!
    ‐ Submitted by Theodore G (3 years ago)

  • Captain:
    I don't want to survive. I want to live!
    ‐ Submitted by Theodore G (3 years ago)

  • WALL-E:
    Waaaaaaaall-E
    ‐ Submitted by Melissa K (3 years ago)

  • Eve:
    Directive.
    ‐ Submitted by Benny B (3 years ago)

  • M-O:
    Foreign contaminant!
    ‐ Submitted by Benny B (3 years ago)

  • Auto:
    Not possible.
    ‐ Submitted by Benny B (3 years ago)

  • Captain:
    I'm the captain of the Axiom. We are going home today.
    ‐ Submitted by Benny B (3 years ago)

  • Captain:
    Computer, define 'dancing.'
    ‐ Submitted by Chris P (3 years ago)

  • Mary:
    I didn't know we had a pool!
    ‐ Submitted by Chris P (3 years ago)