WALL-E Quotes

The top WALL-E quotes selected by the Rotten Tomatoes community. Login to submit a quote!

• 1. WALL-E: Ee-Vah?
  – Submitted by Rolando C (6 days ago)
• 1. Captain: Well, good morning, everybody, and welcome to day 255,642 aboard the Axiom. As always, the weather is a balmy 72 degrees and sunny, and, uh. Oh, I see the ship's log is showing that today is the 700th anniversary of our five year cruise. Well, I'm sure our forefathers would be proud to know that 700 years later we'd be doing the exact same thing they were doing. So, be sure next mealtime to ask for your free sep-tua-centennial cupcake in a cup. Wow, look at that.
  – Submitted by Adam O (42 days ago)
• 1. Mary: I didn't know we had a pool!
  – Submitted by Adam O (42 days ago)
• 1. Captain: We'll see who's powerless now!
  – Submitted by Adam O (42 days ago)
• 1. WALL-E: [trying to pronounce his name] Wa... WwALL-E.
  – Submitted by David E (10 months ago)
• 1. Captain: This is called farming! You kids are gonna grow all kinds of plants! Vegetable plants, pizza plants.
  – Submitted by Karthi K (10 months ago)
• 1. Mary: Huh, I didn't know we had a pool!
  – Submitted by Clayton R (11 months ago)
• 1. Captain: Pst... computer. Define 'dancing'.
  2. Mary: Dancing - A series of movements involving two partners, where speed & rhythm match harmoniously with music.
  – Submitted by Clayton R (11 months ago)
• 1. Ship's Computer: You will survive.
  2. Captain: I don't want to survive, I want to live!
  – Submitted by Lance T (11 months ago)
• 1. Captain: [Reads from book] Step 1, voice command: confirm acquisition.
  2. Ship's Computer: Confirm acquisition. [Grabs EVE] Voice authorization acquired.
  3. Captain: Uh...
  4. Ship's Computer: [Echoes Captain's voice] Uh. Accepted.
  – Submitted by Philip M (12 months ago)
• 1. Captain: This is called farming! You kids are gonna grow all kinds of plants! Vegetable plants, pizza plants.
  – Submitted by Rocky F (15 months ago)
• 1. Captain: I don't want to survive! I want to live!
  – Submitted by Andrew O (16 months ago)
• 1. Mary: [sees kids falling down the ramp] John, get ready to have some kids!
  – Submitted by Augusta M (17 months ago)
• 1. Captain: Ladies and Gentleman, this is your Captain speaking. We have a slight malfunction with the autopilot. [this while its flinging him around the ship]
  – Submitted by Augusta M (17 months ago)
• 1. Captain: [to the Ship's Computer] You want this plant? Come get it, Blinky.
  – Submitted by Augusta M (17 months ago)
• 1. Captain: Earth is amazing! There are these things called farms. They put seeds in the ground, pour water on them, and they grow into food, like pizzas!
  – Submitted by Augusta M (17 months ago)
• 1. WALL-E: [points to screen with them on it] WALL-E...
  2. Eve: [blasts the screen with her arm]
  3. WALL-E: [shrinks back in surprise]
  – Submitted by Augusta M (17 months ago)
• 1. WALL-E: [WALL-E is discovered on the ship. He shakes the captain's hand] WALL-E...
  2. Captain: [speechless; looking at the piece of dirt on his hand] Have WALL-E cleaned [to the Ship's Computer]
  – Submitted by Augusta M (17 months ago)
• 1. Ship's Computer: [after Eve is found on the ship] Voice authorisation required.
  2. Captain: Er... [device repeats it back to him]
  3. Ship's Computer: Voice accepted.
  – Submitted by Augusta M (17 months ago)
• 1. Captain: [playing with a toy Axiom] Prepare for landing. [makes thruster noise]
  – Submitted by Diego T (18 months ago)
• 1. WALL-E: [stares]
  – Submitted by Sean W (19 months ago)
• 1. WALL-E: Directive?
  2. Eve: Classified.
  – Submitted by Ceara R (19 months ago)
• 1. WALL-E: WALL-E!
  – Submitted by Wouter V (19 months ago)
• 1. Captain: Out there is our home. *HOME*, Auto. And it's in trouble. I can't just sit here and-and-do nothing. [moves back toward Auto] That's all I've ever done! That's all anyone on this blasted ship has ever done. Nothing!
  – Submitted by Lou Z (21 months ago)
• 1. Captain: Oh, it's good to be home!
  – Submitted by Lucas M (22 months ago)
• 1. WALL-E: [WALL-E presents himself to M-O] WALL-E!
  2. M-O: [Cleans WALL-E'S hand] M-O.
  3. WALL-E: M-O?
  4. M-O: M-O.
  – Submitted by Javis C (22 months ago)
• 1. Shelby Forthright / BnL CEO: (BnL jingle plays in background) Just shut it off!
  – Submitted by Diego T (2 years ago)
• 1. Mary: I didn't know we had a pool!
  – Submitted by Theodore G (2 years ago)
• 1. Captain: I don't want to survive. I want to live!
  – Submitted by Theodore G (2 years ago)
• 1. WALL-E: Waaaaaaaall-E
  – Submitted by Melissa K (2 years ago)
• 1. Eve: Directive.
  – Submitted by Benny B (2 years ago)
• 1. M-O: Foreign contaminant!
  – Submitted by Benny B (2 years ago)
• 1. Auto: Not possible.
  – Submitted by Benny B (2 years ago)
• 1. Captain: I'm the captain of the Axiom. We are going home today.
  – Submitted by Benny B (2 years ago)
• 1. Captain: Computer, define 'dancing.'
  – Submitted by Chris P (2 years ago)
• 1. Mary: I didn't know we had a pool!
  – Submitted by Chris P (2 years ago)