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Critics Consensus: Watch Watchmen, But Caveat Emptor

The big-screen adaptation of Alan Moore's work is visually stunning but very, very long.

This week at the movies, we've got Watchmen, the long-awaited adaptation of Alan Moore's classic graphic novel directed by Zack Snyder and starring Billy Crudup and Carla Gugino. What do the critics have to say?

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After years of speculation, negotiations, lawsuits, and geek anticipation, Alan Moore's classic graphic novel Watchmen is finally hitting the big screen. So, is it worth watching? The answer, say critics, is a qualified yes. The film is set in a dystopian 1985, in which Richard Nixon is still president and the future looks bleak. A group of retired superheroes is forced back into action when one of their colleagues is murdered and suspicions of an anti-hero conspiracy arise. A number of critics find Watchmen to be excessively reverent to Moore's book, as well as overlong and dark bordering on dour. However, others say this ambitious, sprawling superhero epic is emotionally weighty and visually stunning. (Check out Watchmen Headquarters for all of RT's Watchmen-related news and features.)


Also opening this week in limited release:

  • Fados, a documentary about the haunting Portuguese musical genre, is at 100 percent.
  • The Oscar-nominated 12, a Russian spin on 12 Angry Men, is at 88 percent.
  • Explicit Ills , starring Rosario Dawson and Paul Dano and featuring four interconnected stories involving low-income Philly residents, is at 82 percent.
  • Tokyo!, an omnibus film that focuses on Japan's largest city and features a segment from Michel Gondry, is at 71 percent.
  • Phoebe in Wonderland, starring Elle Fanning and Bill Pullman in a drama about a family coping with a child with Tourette's Syndrome, is at 46 percent.
  • Sherman's Way, a quirky indie road comedy in which an Ivy Leaguer and a washed-up ex-jock hit the highway, is at 22 percent.

ZigBallistic

ZigBallistic on 03-5-2009 04:49 PM

I don't know if it's a "qualified" yes, RT's top critics seem to agree on the consensus that it does not deliver and instead "disappoints". I'm going to have to see for myself on this one and draw my own conclusions.

Humbaba_O'Reilly

Humbaba_O'Reilly on 03-6-2009 12:38 PM

In response to RT's use of "qualified," RT used the "make less strong or positive" meaning of the word, so the "qualified yes" answer from the critics as to whether we should watch "Watchmen" means we should take the "freshness" rating with a grain of salt, especially in light of the Top Critic's less than positive response to the film (wink Michael Phillips). It wasn't used to say the overall response was an emphatic huzzah or thereabouts.

Regardless, I will eventually watch this; maybe I'll hold out for IMAX (anyone, is this absolutely worth it?). I enjoyed the source, but I mostly hated "300" (and A.O. Scott said this was at least a vast improvement over "300," for whatever that's worth) so I will aim for zero expectations and be happy if I am not repulsed. With low expectations I hopefully won't be disappointed, and maybe actually surprised.

BatsInTheBelfry

BatsInTheBelfry on 03-6-2009 12:59 PM

I hated 300 too. This is definitely better.

vashfanatic

vashfanatic on 03-5-2009 05:15 PM

You didn't mention one of the criticisms almost everyone has had of this movie: Mila Akerman's wooden performance as Silk Spectre II. Listening to her in trailers and clips is probably the #1 reason I am skeptical about this movie. But since I'm sure it'll lose a lot in the transference to small-screen, this will be the first movie I've seen on the big screen in a while. It better be worth my $7, Mr. Snyder!

jokerboy1991

jokerboy1991 on 03-5-2009 05:26 PM

Well I always found Silk Spectre kind of annoying and a b!tch since, to me, she just used Dan so she can be in control of a relationship for once. I still think I am going to like it a lot, I'm going in 3 hours... SO EXCITED!!!

MizzleBrizzle

MizzleBrizzle on 03-5-2009 05:17 PM

I think, for Watchmen, it's going to come down to individual taste and experience. The ratings are so mixed that it's clear there's no 'guarantee' that you will like it. I may go to see it, even though I said I wasn't going to before. Sad part is that if it doesn't work for me, that is a loooong movie to sit through.

Playboy Slim

Playboy Slim on 03-5-2009 05:22 PM

I only care what fellow fans have to say. Some people can't get it, and that's fine, but the final word is the fans word.

sportzboy698

sportzboy698 on 03-5-2009 05:25 PM

I think everyone is forgetting that the critics are always mixed on Snyder's movies. 300 got a 60 something percent and that was a film that was loved by so many audiences! I think that Watchmen will definetly be a movie that will be loved by teens and grown-ups. A pure testosterone pic. I Loved the book and I'll love the movie.=!

tfortier

tfortier on 03-5-2009 05:27 PM


hey vashfanatic, I second that... Snyder directed her in 300... he should know she was not fit for such an emotive job.

WarSuxLetsParty

Fernando B on 03-5-2009 05:54 PM

She wasn't in 300

Ghenghis

Ghenghis on 03-6-2009 04:37 AM

Mila Akerman in 300 ?! where?!?!

thejerk1126

thejerk1126 on 03-8-2009 04:12 PM

no he didnt stupid

Sean Q.

Sean Q. on 03-5-2009 05:30 PM

i still want to see watchmen i really dont care about critics unless the movie looks crappy through previews i still want so see what this movie has to offer

Kokushi

Kokushi on 03-5-2009 05:36 PM

How in the fack Superman Returns have 77%, yet this movie 65%, Returns was facking horrible, no way Returns is better (superman having a son, LOL), cant wait to see Watchmen now even more.

BUCK69

BUCK69 on 03-5-2009 06:00 PM

On what do you base that? The critics have seen this, and they saw Superman Returns. You've only seen one of them, so how in hell can you reasonably say that this MUST be better? You're entitled to your opnion, but have a fraking basis for it before imposing it on the rest of us. Some of you guys kill me.

Playboy Slim

Playboy Slim on 03-5-2009 06:49 PM

I think it's safe to say "Watchmen" will be better than "Superman Returns". Because "Returns" is one of the worst films ever created. Sorry, I just never miss a chance to beat up on "Returns".

camb31691

camb31691 on 03-5-2009 05:57 PM

Yeah but are all the reviews in? maybe it will go up a bit from 65%. Doesnt matter. It's looking to be one of the coolest films ever. Im thinking Matrix....

steve s.

steve s. on 03-5-2009 06:01 PM

wait...stop....after using rotten tomatoes as his facebook page, jokerboy might actually post something relevant to this site after he sees watchmen...stay tuned...

jokerboy1991

jokerboy1991 on 03-5-2009 07:08 PM

Ah gee whizz thanks Steve... but yeah I'll post after I see it.

blattman

blattman on 03-5-2009 06:12 PM

I don't care what the fans think, or the critics. It looks like a great film so I will fork out my money to see it in digital. If it sucks, I can always leave, but I expect it to be dark and sullen and a good story to tell. I'll read the graphic novel later to compare. At least I can go in with a completely open mind.

RE4P3R

RE4P3R on 03-5-2009 06:33 PM

Well, Watchmen underperformed, but it could have been much worse.

RamALamADingDong

RamALamADingDong on 03-5-2009 06:56 PM

I will see Watchmen but not until Sunday. Looks interesting and I certainly enjoy comic book movies. In all honesty I did not care too much for the graphic novel but I'm hoping that'll change after I see the film.

lestatthevampire

lestatthevampire on 03-5-2009 07:07 PM

Dudes...
I have a bday party at 4 and the IMAX is an hour away and the last show is at 11pm and I get up at 5:30am. I ain't making it... so I gotta wait a day to see it. So, please don't talk about Watchmen anymore until I see it. That goes for you too RT. Moratorium on talking about all things Watchmen.

Hans M.

Hans M. on 03-5-2009 07:15 PM

I'm not too surprised. The movie is based on a story that worked amazingly well in the graphic novel format (anyone who has not read it before seeing this movie will deprive themselves on some of the greatest suspense ever committed to the form), which doesn't necessarily mean it works to the fullest as a movie. And yes, I have already cringed at some of the delivery of the lines by the actors in the trailers (and not just by Akerman), so I don't even have high hopes for the performances. I am still looking forward to it, and the wife's down for the I-Max version, though it could prove headache-inducing at 3 hours length.

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v-alexander-the-great

v-alexander-the-great on 03-5-2009 09:53 PM

I'm not going to comment on the film itself, but rather on the premature consensus blurb that RT ONCE AGAIN had to revise over the course of the week. First it was something about "makes up for any shortcomings", now it's "too complicated to those not familiar with the source..."

Wait until you have enough reviews, RT!!

penguin_party_of_1

penguin_party_of_1 on 03-5-2009 10:26 PM

As long as it doesn't suck like Eragon, I'll be happy. Plus, I'm more anxious about Matthew Goode than Malin Akerman. At least no one really likes Laurie to begin with. You're SUPPOSED to like Veidt. Still, everyone else looks great so far, especially Rorschach and Nite Owl. So excited!!!!

HectorMoran91

HectorMoran91 on 03-5-2009 10:41 PM

I knew the critics were going to be pretty mixed on their reviews. This is the kind of film that you have to see for yourself to make your judgement. Hopefully it will be as true as a film can be to the graphic novel, I still have high hopes that this is the Watchmen movie I've been waiting for.

Mikal H.

Mikal H. on 03-5-2009 11:44 PM

A lot of people seem ready to diss this flick based on the trailer alone! Since trailers are assembled months before the film is actually finished, wouldn't it be better to just shut the hell up and WATCH the film, and then add your three cents worth??

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