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  • Rorschach: Rorschach's Journal. October 12th, 1985. Dog carcass in alley this morning. Tire tread on burst stomach. This city's afraid of me. I've seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters, and the gutters are full of blood, and when the drains finally scab over all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout save us! And I'll whisper no.
    ‐ Submitted by Kevin G (13 days ago)

  • Rorschach: I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with me!
    ‐ Submitted by Matthew B (14 months ago)

  • Dan Dreiberg/Nite Owl: Is that bean juice?
    Rorschach/Walter Kovacs: Yeah, human bean juice.
    ‐ Submitted by Jazen H (21 months ago)

  • Rorschach/Walter Kovacs: The world will look up and shout, 'Save us!'
    Rorschach/Walter Kovacs: And I'll whisper, 'No.'
    ‐ Submitted by Matthew B (22 months ago)

  • Rorschach/Walter Kovacs: Rorschach's Journal: October 12th, 1985. Tonight, a comedian died in New York.
    ‐ Submitted by Matthew B (22 months ago)

  • Rorschach/Walter Kovacs: You still calling me Walter. I don't like you.
    ‐ Submitted by Carlos Manuel R (2 years ago)

  • Rorschach/Walter Kovacs: Do It!
    ‐ Submitted by Alex K (2 years ago)

  • Rorschach/Walter Kovacs: Men get arrested. Dogs get put down.
    ‐ Submitted by Alex K (2 years ago)

  • Richard Nixon: The last gasp of the Harvard establishment. Let's see them think their way out of fission.
    ‐ Submitted by In Your D (3 years ago)

  • Dan Dreiberg/Nite Owl: Maybe we should get a cab. These are bad neighborhoods.
    Laurie Jupiter/Silk Spectre II: Yeah well, I'm in a bad mood.
    ‐ Submitted by In Your D (3 years ago)

  • Dan Dreiberg/Nite Owl: You haven't idealized mankind. You've mutilated it! That's your legacy.
    ‐ Submitted by In Your D (3 years ago)

  • Rorschach/Walter Kovacs: What are you waiting for? What's one more body amongst foundations?
    ‐ Submitted by In Your D (3 years ago)

  • Adrian Veidt/Ozymandias: Dan? Grow up.
    ‐ Submitted by In Your D (3 years ago)

  • Rorschach/Walter Kovacs: Not in penthouse. Not in office. What nocturnal proclivities entice the man with everything out into the night at this hour?
    ‐ Submitted by In Your D (3 years ago)

  • Dr. Manhattan/Jon Osterman: When you left me, I left Earth. Does that not show you that I care?
    ‐ Submitted by In Your D (3 years ago)

  • Rorschach/Walter Kovacs: Huh. Never disposed of sewage with a toilet before. Obvious, really.
    ‐ Submitted by In Your D (3 years ago)

  • Rorschach/Walter Kovacs: Rorschach's Journal: October 12th, 1985. Tonight, a comedian died in New York.
    ‐ Submitted by Erald P (3 years ago)

  • Dr. Manhattan/Jon Osterman: They claim they try to build a heaven yet their heaven is populated with horrors.
    ‐ Submitted by Tom M (3 years ago)

  • Rorschach/Walter Kovacs: Dog carcass in alley this morning, tire tread on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me. I've seen it's true face..The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout, 'Save us!'...and I'll look down, and whisper, 'no.'
    ‐ Submitted by Michael B (3 years ago)

  • Dr. Manhattan/Jon Osterman: Blake, she was pregnant. You gunned her down.
    John McLaughlin: Yeah, that's right. Pregnant woman. Gunned her down. Bang. And y'know what? You watched me. You could've changed the gun into steam or the bullets into mercury or the bottle into snowflakes! You could've teleported either of us to goddamn Australia, but you didn't lift a finger. You really don't give a damn about human beings, do you.
    ‐ Submitted by Michael B (3 years ago)

  • Rorschach/Walter Kovacs: I heard a joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life is harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go see him. That should pick you up.' Man bursts into tears. Says, 'But doctor... I am Pagliacci.' Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.
    ‐ Submitted by Nhat N (3 years ago)

  • Rorschach/Walter Kovacs: You see, Doctor, God didn't kill that little girl. Fate didn't butcher her and destiny didn't feed her to those dogs. If God saw what any of us did that night he didn't seem to mind. From then on I knew... God doesn't make the world this way. We do.
    ‐ Submitted by Tony D (3 years ago)

  • Dr. Manhattan/Jon Osterman: I have walked across the surface of the Sun. I have witnessed events so tiny and so fast they can hardly be said to have occurred at all. But you, Adrian, you're just a man. The world's smartest man poses no more threat to me than does its smartest termite.
    ‐ Submitted by Omar K (3 years ago)

  • Rorschach/Walter Kovacs: [in prison] I am not locked in here with you. You are locked in with me!
    ‐ Submitted by Viswanath P (3 years ago)

  • Dr. Manhattan/Jon Osterman: On Mars, you taught me the value of life. If we hope to preserve it here, we must remain silent.
    ‐ Submitted by Joshua B (4 years ago)

  • Rorschach/Walter Kovacs: The world will look up and shout, 'Save us!'
    Rorschach/Walter Kovacs: And I'll whisper, 'No.'
    ‐ Submitted by Lottie N (4 years ago)

  • Dr. Manhattan/Jon Osterman: I'm so disappointed in you Adrian [trying to grab Ozymandias]
    ‐ Submitted by Baurushan J (4 years ago)

  • Dr. Manhattan/Jon Osterman: Would you please go away? Please leave me alone. I said LEAVE ME ALONE! [exiles to Mars]
    ‐ Submitted by Baurushan J (4 years ago)

  • Rorschach/Walter Kovacs: Rorschach's journal: October 12th 1985-Tonight a Comedian died in New York.
    ‐ Submitted by Baurushan J (4 years ago)

  • Laurie Jupiter/Silk Spectre II: Such an asshole. [Shoots Adrian]
    Adrian Veidt/Ozymandias: [fakes death and kicks Laurie]
    Dan Dreiberg/Nite Owl: Veidt you bastard! If anything happens to her?
    Adrian Veidt/Ozymandias: Then...grow up.
    ‐ Submitted by Baurushan J (4 years ago)

  • Dan Dreiberg/Nite Owl: Jon!
    Dr. Manhattan/Jon Osterman: I know.
    Rorschach/Walter Kovacs: Must stop him! Killed Blake, killed millions!
    Dr. Manhattan/Jon Osterman: Wait right here.
    ‐ Submitted by Baurushan J (4 years ago)

  • Dan Dreiberg/Nite Owl: What about the American Dream?
    Edward Blake/Comedian: What about it? It came true!
    ‐ Submitted by Baurushan J (4 years ago)

  • Adrian Veidt/Ozymandias: Speaking of The Comedian, you must be joking right?
    Edward Blake/Comedian: Watchmen, that's the real joke.
    ‐ Submitted by Baurushan J (4 years ago)

  • Sally Jupiter/Silk Spectre: Poor Eddie.
    Laurie Jupiter/Silk Spectre II: Poor Eddie? After what he did to you?
    ‐ Submitted by Baurushan J (4 years ago)

  • Sally Jupiter/Silk Spectre: Laurie? Is that you? Thought you'd be used to travelling like that.
    Laurie Jupiter/Silk Spectre II: Hate it when Jon teleports me.
    ‐ Submitted by Baurushan J (4 years ago)

  • Rorschach/Walter Kovacs: Keep calling me Walter, I don't like you.
    Prison Psychiatrist: You don't like me...Why's that?
    Rorschach/Walter Kovacs: You're fat.
    ‐ Submitted by Baurushan J (4 years ago)

  • Prison Psychiatrist: Tell me what you see.
    Rorschach/Walter Kovacs: [flashback] A pretty butterfly.
    Prison Psychiatrist: Now what do you see?
    Rorschach/Walter Kovacs: [flashback] Some nice flowers.
    Prison Psychiatrist: [shows the third one]
    Rorschach/Walter Kovacs: [flashback] Clouds.
    ‐ Submitted by Baurushan J (4 years ago)

  • Dr. Manhattan/Jon Osterman: Please go away. Please go away. I said LEAVE ME ALONE!
    ‐ Submitted by Baurushan J (4 years ago)

  • Adrian Veidt/Ozymandias: Don't bite that you son of a bitch who sent you? I want a name! GIVE ME A NAME!
    ‐ Submitted by Baurushan J (4 years ago)

  • Adrian Veidt/Ozymandias: My new world demands less obvious heroism. Your schoolboy heroics are redundant. What have they achieved?
    ‐ Submitted by PlanetaryAssault S (4 years ago)

  • Rorschach/Walter Kovacs: You don't seem to get it.... I'm not locked in here with you; YOU'RE LOCKED IN HERE WITH ME!
    ‐ Submitted by Jason D (4 years ago)

  • Adrian Veidt/Ozymandias: It doesnt take a genius to see that the world has problems.
    Edward Blake/Comedian: No, but it takes a room full of morons to think they're small enough for you to handle.
    ‐ Submitted by Alexander M (4 years ago)

  • Rorschach/Walter Kovacs: Never compromise. Not even in the face of Armageddon.
    ‐ Submitted by Alexander M (4 years ago)

  • Rorschach/Walter Kovacs: [last line before death, to Dr. Manhattan] Well, what are you waiting for? Do it. [does nothing] DO IT!
    ‐ Submitted by Matt S (4 years ago)

  • Edward Blake/Comedian: This whole thing is a joke. Once those nukes start flying no one can stop them, not even Dr. Manhattan, and Ozymandias here will be the smartest man on the cinder.
    ‐ Submitted by Austin C (4 years ago)

  • Sally Jupiter/Silk Spectre: I'm 67 years old. Every day, the future looks a little bit darker. But the past, even the grimy parts of it, keep on getting brighter.
    ‐ Submitted by Alexandar T (4 years ago)

  • Rorschach/Walter Kovacs: None of you seem to understand. I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with me.
    ‐ Submitted by Lucas M (4 years ago)

  • Dan Dreiberg/Nite Owl: What happened to us? What happened to the American Dream?
    Edward Blake/Comedian: 'What happened to the American Dream?' It came true! You're lookin' at it.
    ‐ Submitted by Bradley P (4 years ago)

  • Rorschach/Walter Kovacs: I don't mind being the smartest man in the world, I just wish it wasn't this one.
    ‐ Submitted by Bradley P (4 years ago)

  • Rorschach/Walter Kovacs: Your turn doctor. Tell me! [he slides his mask back down over his face] What do you see?
    ‐ Submitted by Hemanth C (4 years ago)

  • Adrian Veidt/Ozymandias: I triggered it 35 minutes ago.
    ‐ Submitted by Rob G (4 years ago)

  • Rorschach/Walter Kovacs: Never compromise.
    ‐ Submitted by Lanfranco C (5 years ago)

  • Rorschach/Walter Kovacs: Men get arrested. Dogs get put down.
    ‐ Submitted by Benny B (5 years ago)

  • Rorschach/Walter Kovacs: An attack on one is an attack on all of us.
    ‐ Submitted by Benny B (5 years ago)

  • Dan Dreiberg/Nite Owl: What happened to the American Dream?
    Edward Blake/Comedian: It came true! You're looking at it.
    ‐ Submitted by Benny B (5 years ago)

  • Rorschach/Walter Kovacs: The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll whisper "No."
    ‐ Submitted by Josť Antonio M (5 years ago)

  • Rorschach/Walter Kovacs: Your turn doctor! Tell me! What do you see?
    ‐ Submitted by Benny B (5 years ago)

  • Rorschach/Walter Kovacs: Never compromise. Not even in the face of Armageddon. That's always been the difference between us, Daniel.
    ‐ Submitted by Chris P (5 years ago)

  • Adrian Veidt/Ozymandias: We can do so much more. We can save this world... with the right leadership.
    ‐ Submitted by Chris P (5 years ago)

  • Prison Psychiatrist: You dont like me.... ok, why is that?
    Rorschach/Walter Kovacs: Your fat....
    ‐ Submitted by Michael C (5 years ago)

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