Waxwork Quotes

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  • China:
    Vampires are fiction!
    Elderly Man:
    No! They're real! And they can only be killed by a crucifix, wood through their heart, or decapitation!
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (4 years ago)

  • Mr. Lincoln:
    They'll make a movie about anything now a days.
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (4 years ago)

  • Mark:
    If those guys are waxworks, they have definitely improved them since I was a kid.
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (4 years ago)

  • Marquis de Sade Girl #3:
    Lucky bitch. Just because she is a virgin she gets to get beaten in front of the English Prince? I mean, we were all virgins once.
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (4 years ago)

  • Mr. Lincoln:
    They've made a movie about the Phantom of the Opera?
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (4 years ago)

  • Marquis de Sade:
    It seems, she prefers our company, young man. I must say, your girlfriend gave up quite an entertaining show. What a slut she is.
    Mark:
    Until the girl dies you don't really exist. You're just trapped in your little world.Your words mean nothing.
    Marquis de Sade:
    Oh don't be angry, just because she had her first orgasm at the end of a whip, and not by your touch.
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (4 years ago)

  • Tony:
    (after walking into an alternate wax universe; looking noticeably disgusted) - Alright. Who put the acid in my drink again, China? Wait a minute. I gave up drinking. Hologram? No hologram, right? Hypnotism! Hypnotism! That's it, alright I'm hypnotized! Alright!
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (4 years ago)

  • Mark:
    One last thing before you kill us Lincoln!
    Mr. Lincoln:
    You know my name?
    Mark:
    I should. You murdered my grandfather!
    Mr. Lincoln:
    You're a Loftmore! - Old horror lord's grandchild. Well, well, well, what a coincidence. It's such a small world!
    Mark:
    Well, then why do you want to end it?
    Mr. Lincoln:
    Somebody has to.
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (4 years ago)

  • Count Dracula:
    Steak tartar? Oh, yes. Steak tartar.
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (4 years ago)

  • Mr. Lincoln:
    Would you like a closer look?
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (4 years ago)

  • Tony:
    (stuck in the wax universe, talking out loud; collecting wood for the fire) - Caribbean. The Bahamas. A pretty girl. A body. A bikini. Do I get a pretty woman in my illusion? No. No I get a d*ck!!
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (4 years ago)

  • Mark:
    We need to talk.
    China:
    Yeah about what?
    Mark:
    About what? About us!
    China:
    'Us' is over. You had your chance you blew it.
    Mark:
    Right.
    China:
    I need a taking care of, not 'hey how 'bout a pizza after class babe'. I'm looking for something just a little more in a man. A little 'je nes se qua'.
    Mark:
    A little what?
    China:
    See. You don't even speak French.
    Mark:
    I'm sorry I'm not that good at languages okay?
    China:
    Yeah well, why should I suffer for that?
    Mark:
    Suffer?! We're living in America!
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (4 years ago)

  • Count Dracula:
    Raw meat. You do like raw meat?
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (4 years ago)

  • Mrs. Loftmore:
    Don't be facetious darling. Now drink your milk, you're late for college.
    Mark:
    Mom, when are you going to let me have some coffee in the morning?
    Mrs. Loftmore:
    When you're a big boy. I mean you know it's bad for you.
    Mark:
    But mom, I NEED THE CAFFEINE BADLY!
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (4 years ago)

  • Mark:
    (Mark is threatened by an armed French guard) - I'm sorry, I was never very good at languages.
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (4 years ago)

  • Tony:
    (talking to the old man from the wax universe) - It's so cold in here! Why don't I just mosey on out, get some wood, we'll talk.
    Elderly Man:
    (starts freaking out) - It is too late. [The man starts thrashing around at the table]
    Tony:
    Relax! I'll go outside - get the wood. Come back, have a cup of coffee, we'll talk about it. Become friends. Friends - think about it. Be right back. [Tony exits out of the cabin and looks up towards the sky] Get me the hell outta here! I'm stuck in this cold, nowhere place, nowhere to go, no cigarettes! I mean, what am I supposed to do? Entertain this as*hole?
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (4 years ago)

  • Mark:
    (reading from the essay he had his maid write for him) - 'The Trouble with Dictators. I think dictators are the bad people. They have the shouting voices, and the small mustaches.' [Mark looks embarrassed]
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (4 years ago)

  • Tony:
    (approaches the eerie Wax Museum, and the front door suddenly opens) - Oh sh*t. It's the old door opening by itself scene.
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (4 years ago)

  • Gemma:
    What's happening tonight, guys?
    Tony:
    Nothing. I gave up drinking.
    Sarah:
    The third time this month?
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (4 years ago)

  • Tony:
    (along with all his friends) - Ooooh, that's gotta hurt!!
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (4 years ago)

  • China:
    Can't a girl get laid around here without being burned at the stake?
    Mark:
    (puts a cigarette in his mouth) - Anybody got a match?
    China:
    I do what I want when I want. Dig it or fu*k off.
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (4 years ago)

  • Mark:
    (to the detective when approaching the door to the wax museum) - Now watch this. This weird little tiny guy who's addicted to helium is going to open the door.
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (4 years ago)

  • China:
    Weird place for a waxwork.
    Inspector Roberts:
    I need to take a look around your waxwork!
    Mr. Lincoln:
    You have the wrong waxwork.
    ‐ Submitted by Rachael S (4 years ago)

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