• PG-13, 1 hr. 35 min.
  • Comedy
  • Directed By:
    Penelope Spheeris
    In Theaters:
    Feb 14, 1992 Wide
    On DVD:
    Nov 16, 1999
  • Paramount Pictures

Wayne's World Quotes

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    1. Wayne Campbell: I'd have to say ass sphincter says what?
    2. Noah Vanderhoff: What?
    3. Wayne Campbell: A sphincter says what?
    4. Noah Vanderhoff: What??
    5. Wayne Campbell: Exactly.
    – Submitted by Jazen H (23 days ago)
    1. Garth Algar: It's like a new pair of underwear, at first they're restrictive but then after a while they become a part of you.
    – Submitted by Jazen H (23 days ago)
    1. Garth Algar: Sometimes I wish I could boldly go where no man's gone before, but I'll probably stay in Aurora.
    – Submitted by Jazen H (23 days ago)
    1. Garth Algar: Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and play a girl bunny?
    – Submitted by Colten O (2 months ago)
    1. Garth Algar: She makes me feel kind of funny, like when we use to climb the rope in gym class.
    – Submitted by Josh D (20 months ago)
    1. Wayne Campbell: [aside] This is Stan Mikita's Donuts. Excellent munch post. *walks over to Glen* This is the manager, Glen. He's here 24 hours a day. I recommend the sugar pucks; they're excellent. Come on.
    2. Mikita's Manager Glen: [aside] I'd never done a crazy thing in my life before that night. Why is it if a man kills another man in battle it's called heroic, yet in the heat of passion, it's called murder?
    3. Wayne Campbell: Hello? What do you think you're doing? Only me and Garth get to talk to the camera.
    4. Garth Algar: [aside] I really don't have too much to say right now. *points* Hey, what's that? *camera pans to where Garth pointed* [runs away] Gaah!
    – Submitted by A H (21 months ago)
    1. Mikita's Manager Glen: Anything wrong, Davy?
    2. Davy: Yeah, I got paid today.
    3. Mikita's Manager Glen: Oh, yeah, I know what that's like.
    4. Davy: No, you don't understand; they laid me off. *holds up a piece of paper* I got one of these.
    5. Mikita's Manager Glen: Yeah, I know how that feels.
    6. Davy: Know what I'd like to do?
    7. Mikita's Manager Glen: [bitterly] Yeah, I know what you'd like to do: find the guy that did it, rip his still-beating heart out, and hold it in his face so he can see how black it is before he dies.
    8. Davy: [nervously] Actually, I was going to file a grievance with the union.
    9. Mikita's Manager Glen: [normal] Well, the world's a twisted place.
    – Submitted by A H (21 months ago)
    1. Wayne Campbell: [note on card] He blows goats. I have proof.
    – Submitted by A H (21 months ago)
    1. Wayne Campbell: A gun rack? A gun rack? I don't even own a gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do with a gun rack?
    2. Stacy: You don't like it? Fine. You know Wayne if your not careful you're gonna loose me.
    3. Wayne Campbell: I lost you 2 months ago. Are you mental? We broke up! Get the net!
    – Submitted by Domenica D (22 months ago)
    1. Stacy: Happy anniversary Wayne.
    2. Wayne Campbell: Stacy we broke up 2 months ago.
    3. Stacy: Well that doesn't mean we still can't go out.
    4. Wayne Campbell: Well it does actually. That's what breaking up is.
    5. Stacy: Don't you wanna open your present?
    6. Wayne Campbell: If it's a severed head I'm gonna be very upset.
    7. Stacy: Open it.
    8. Wayne Campbell: Ok. [unwraps gift] What is it?
    9. Stacy: It's a gun rack.
    – Submitted by Domenica D (22 months ago)
    1. Garth Algar: Stop torturing yourself man! You'll never afford it! LIVE IN THE NOW!
    2. Wayne Campbell: It will be mine. Oh yes. It will be mine.
    – Submitted by Domenica D (22 months ago)
    1. Wayne Campbell: Shwing!
    – Submitted by Nancy Q (2 years ago)
    1. Garth Algar: If you're gonna spew, spew into this.
    – Submitted by Aaron P (2 years ago)
    1. Garth Algar: Foxy! Lady!
    – Submitted by Jack W (2 years ago)
    1. Wayne Campbell: Ah! The MerthMobile!
    – Submitted by T R (2 years ago)
    1. Stacy: Hi Garth!
    2. Garth Algar: [grimacing] Hi Stacy.
    3. Stacy: Have you seen Wayne?
    4. Garth Algar: No, no, I uh, haven't seen Wayne. No.
    5. Stacy: I'm really worried about him! He seems to be going through this phase. Your his best friend. What do you think I should do about it?
    6. Garth Algar: Um, get over it and go out with somebody else.
    7. Stacy: Get over it and go out with somebody else. Oh.
    – Submitted by T R (2 years ago)
    1. Wayne Campbell: I thought we'd go for a little Bohemian Rhapsody, gentlemen?
    2. Garth Algar: Good call!
    – Submitted by T R (2 years ago)
    1. Garth Algar: Stop torturing yourself, man! You'll never afford it!
    2. Wayne Campbell: It will be mine. Oh yes. It will be mine.
    – Submitted by T R (2 years ago)
    1. Garth Algar: Uh oh. Don't look over there. Stacy...
    2. Wayne Campbell: [looks] Oh! No! I made eye contact! [all 4 guys at the table shade their eyes with their hands]
    3. Stacy: Hey Wayne!
    4. Wayne Campbell: Hello Stacy.
    5. Stacy: Happy Anniversary! I brought you a present!
    6. Wayne Campbell: Stacy, we broke up two months ago!
    7. Stacy: But that doesn't mean we can't still date!
    8. Wayne Campbell: Um, yeah! It does! That's what breaking up means!
    9. Stacy: Are you gonna open the present?
    10. Wayne Campbell: If it's a severed head I'm going to be very displeased.
    11. Stacy: Open it...
    12. Wayne Campbell: [opens it] What is it?
    13. Stacy: It's a gun rack!
    14. Wayne Campbell: Stacy, I don't even have A gun! Much less MANY guns that would necessitate me having a gun rack! WHAT am I going to do with a gun rack?
    15. Stacy: Well fine, if you don't like it. But if you're not careful you're gonna lose me, Wayne. [walks off offended]
    16. Wayne Campbell: I already lost you! We BROKE UP two months ago!! Are you mental? Get the net!
    – Submitted by T R (2 years ago)
    1. Officer Koharski: It's a shame they canceled that show of yours. Good little program. Not that I ever watched it.
    – Submitted by T R (2 years ago)
    1. Wayne Campbell: If it's a severed head I'm going to be very upset.
    – Submitted by Kristin K (2 years ago)
    1. Garth Algar: If she were a president, she'd be Baberham Lincoln.
    – Submitted by Michael C (2 years ago)
    1. Garth Algar: [Holds out a Dixie cup] Hey Phil, if you're gonna spew, spew into this.
    – Submitted by Nancy H (3 years ago)
    1. Wayne Campbell: (same time) We're not worthy. We're not worthy.
    2. Garth Algar: (same time) We're not worthy. We're not worthy.
    – Submitted by Chris P (3 years ago)
    1. Wayne Campbell: (same time) Schwing!
    2. Garth Algar: (same time) Schwing!
    – Submitted by Chris P (3 years ago)
    1. Wayne Campbell: If you blow chunks and she comes back, shes yours but if you spew and she bolts, it was never meant to be
    – Submitted by James C (3 years ago)
    1. Wayne Campbell: I'll just use the "May I Help You?" riff
    – Submitted by James C (3 years ago)
    1. Wayne Campbell: I mean Led Zepplin didn't write tunes that anbody liked. They left that to the BeeGees
    – Submitted by James C (3 years ago)
    1. Wayne Campbell: Excellent
    – Submitted by James C (3 years ago)

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