• R, 1 hr. 50 min.
  • Comedy
  • Directed By:    Rawson Marshall Thurber
  • In Theaters:    Aug 7, 2013 Wide
  • On DVD:    Nov 19, 2013
  • Warner Bros. Pictures

We're The Millers Quotes

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  • David Clark:
    Yeah, or send one of those damn text messages you're always sending out there, "Hey, it's me Casey, I'm not dead in a ditch, L-O-L, little picture of a fucking whale, hashtag yolo."
    ‐ Submitted by Tiffany M (9 months ago)

  • Kymberly:
    Did you hear the good news? Now we get to fuck the customers for money!
    ‐ Submitted by Tiffany M (9 months ago)

  • David Clark:
    Go buy some new clothes. You look like Eminem from 8 Mile.
    ‐ Submitted by Adam L (11 months ago)

  • Rose O'Reilly:
    I've got a bingo!
    ‐ Submitted by James M (13 months ago)

  • Rose O'Reilly:
    Love to play bingo.
    ‐ Submitted by James M (13 months ago)

  • David Clark:
    Fuck off, real life Flanders.
    ‐ Submitted by Phil P (13 months ago)

  • Scottie P:
    You know what I'm sayin'?
    David Clark:
    Well, I'm awake and I speak English, so, yeah, I do know what you're saying.
    ‐ Submitted by J * (13 months ago)

  • David Clark:
    You had me steal from a Mexican drug lord!
    Brad Gurdlinger:
    It was kind of a dick move.
    ‐ Submitted by J * (13 months ago)

  • David Clark:
    You got me moving enough weed to kill Willie fucking Nelson, man!
    ‐ Submitted by J * (13 months ago)

  • Brad Gurdlinger:
    David Clark, you're a hard man to find. Take it easy on the plastic.
    David Clark:
    Brad, what the fuck is this look? Man, I was going to call you back. Do not kill me, I got robbed I swear.
    Brad Gurdlinger:
    Wait, what? Oh the plastic.
    David Clark:
    Yeah the plastic. I've seen Dexter.
    ‐ Submitted by joseph j (14 months ago)

  • Kenny Rossmore:
    I can't feel my bingo.
    ‐ Submitted by Katt B (14 months ago)