• PG-13, 1 hr. 32 min.
  • Comedy, Romance
  • Directed By:
    Woody Allen
    In Theaters:
    Jun 19, 2009 Wide
    On DVD:
    Oct 27, 2009
  • Sony Pictures Classics

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    1. Boris Yellnikoff: See, I'm the only one who sees the whole picture. That's what they mean by genius.
    – Submitted by Lyberis D (20 months ago)
    1. Boris Yellnikoff: On paper we're ideal, but life isn't on paper.
    – Submitted by Nastassia J (20 months ago)
    1. Howard: Oh Lord, forgive me for I have committed the sin of self indulgence
    2. Boris Yellnikoff: Why do all the religious fanatics end up praying on my door step?
    – Submitted by Beverly S (2 years ago)
    1. Boris Yellnikoff: [clutching his heart, complaining as usual from a night sweat panic induced attack, he gripes to Melody as she is trying to find a soothing TV channel] I have SEEN THE ABYSS!
    2. Melody: Well, that's alright, darlin, we can watch somethin' else!
    – Submitted by Beverly S (2 years ago)
    1. Melody: What are you genius at?
    2. Boris Yellnikoff: Quantum mechanics.
    3. Melody: Yeah, but what field? Like, music?
    – Submitted by Carol M (2 years ago)
    1. Melody: What are you genius at?
    2. Boris Yellnikoff: Quantum mechanics.
    3. Melody: Yeah, but what field? Like, music?
    – Submitted by Carol M (2 years ago)

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