Average Rating: 3.5/10
Reviews Counted: 147
Fresh: 13 | Rotten: 134
While there are some built-in scares, the movie is muddled and unsatisfying.
Average Rating: 3.5/10
Critic Reviews: 33
Fresh: 3 | Rotten: 30
While there are some built-in scares, the movie is muddled and unsatisfying.
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Average Rating: 2.7/5
User Ratings: 171,765
Divorced architect Jonathan Rivers (Michael Keaton) seems to lead a pretty good life with partial custody of his young son and a happy second marriage to Anna (Chandra West), a best-selling author. Things take an ugly turn when Anna disappears during a thunderstorm, apparently the victim of a freak accident. Eventually, her body is found, and Jonathan sinks into despair. Then he meets Raymond (Ian McNeice), who claims that Anna has contacted him through EVP, or electronic voice phenomena.
Jan 7, 2005 Wide
May 17, 2005
$55.9M
Universal Pictures
All Critics (150) | Top Critics (33) | Fresh (15) | Rotten (138) | DVD (37)
Though I'm well disposed toward elliptical spook stories that depend on the audience's imagination for their jolts and effects, it takes art as well as craft to put them across, and Geoffrey Sax's direction of a Niall Johnson script has neither.
White noise is intended to help you fall asleep. White Noise would never let you do that, though. It's far too interested in a cacophony of cheap scares.
Thrill-free thriller.
There's no horror to speak of.
Even if its dorky climax throws you out of the mood again, there are staticky bits of White Noise that still manage to cling.
Too silly to describe, much less analyze.
Dumb would-be thriller -- save your money.
I was pleased nonetheless with convincing acting, well spread tension and suspense, and a great concept.
A messy cheesecake of supernatural horror without scaring the pants off its audience, nor making any real sense.
Something evil this way comes without much nerve-jangling fanfare (most of the screams came from the soundtrack rather than the audience) or conviction (portal schmortal).
Is the movie scary? Only if this is your first scary movie.
The paranormal phenomenon surely has its millions of converts, but White Noise is so silly, it just may turn many into non-believers.
Some of its filmic devices seem a little hokey for a movie that is apparently trying to persuade us that EVP is a real phenomenon.
White Noise is little more than an old-fashioned ghost story with a newfangled twist.
The only problem is that there's just not that much of a reason to sit up and check out what all of the noise is about.
The soundtrack and crackling static, contorting into mysterious moans, create a chilling mood, but the characters are so thin.
White Noise is not a bad movie like some have made it out to be; it's just not very interesting.
It boasts a very interesting premise and it does have its own scares and thrills. Backed up by convincing acting it's not as bad as its put out to be. The problem with White Noise however is its muzzled plotline that can sometimes be a bit of distraction from listening.
November 13, 2011
Super Reviewer
White Noise is a decent psychological horror film that has a good premise, but the plots at times doesn't really work. However the film is held together by a good cast that includes Michael Keaton and Deborah Kara Unger. The film has enough momentum to entertain you, and the plot is quite interesting. However, it's
October 10, 2011
Super Reviewer
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