White Squall Reviews
How could anybody not love "White Squall"? There are a lot of great movies about going out to sea, and "White Squall" is up there with the best of them. It's not like "Crimson Tide", "U-571", and those; it's a spectacular coming of age film that has nothing to do with war. Scott Wolf, Ryan Phillippe, and the rest of the crew do a good job of acting, and Jeff Bridges does the best of all in portraying the sternness, yet warm-hearted character that is the Skipper.
If you're a fan of coming of age movies like "Stand By Me", and if you like very entertaining movies that explore the hardships of life to a tee, get "White Squall" right NOW! It's one of the best movies you've never heard of. Example line from the movie: "I don't want it to end. I don't want to go back to what I was before I came here: anonymous." NOTE: That was my Amazon review from the year 2002.
Writer Todd Robinson's adaptation of Charles Gieg, Jr. and Felix Sutton's book The Last Voyage of the Albatross, will keep its audience's attention for its entire two hour and seven minute run time. As the young men are learning the basics of seamanship before heading out of port, Robinson foreshadows the troubles to come when one of them comes far too close to accidentally hanging himself. It rather contradicts the belief that the albatross is a good luck charm. For those that may not know, this is a direct reference to Samuel Ttaylor Coleridge's Rime of the Ancient Mariner.
Rather than having good luck, the young men have to face Cuban miltiary forces on their way to the infamous Bay of Pigs and even an unstable crewmate who does something so terrible that it makes Sheldon (Jeff Bridges) throw him off of the boat. They also have to get shots for STD's after their encounters with a group of Dutch girls to whom they play host to for a short while. Through it all, the crew becomes close friends, and grow to be men during their voyage, helping to save each other in the final climactic storm scene.
The only real major downside to this entire movie would be that after the final storm scene, the story drags on for roughly another twenty minutes or so that it didn't need. Other than that, White Squall is a good action/drama that still holds its own over fifteen years after its original debut.
But guess what, you're wrong. Unfortunately, someone decided it would be a good idea if he goes on a boat with a bunch of faggots.
The kids in this movie act like little girls! It pisses me off so much and it will piss you off too. Take this for example: one kid shoots a dolphin with a spear. Jeff Bridges (His name isn't Skipper, dammit!) takes the wounded dolphin onboard (it's very fake) and the kid doesn't even finish it off when Jeff Bridges tells him to, so Jeff Bridges has to kill the dolphin. Way to go jackass!
The movie is completely formless, too. There's supposed to be a main character but I couldn't figure out why he was any more significant than the other kids. You'll lose track of him pretty easily. Jeff Bridges is the only person worth paying attention to on the screen.
Here's the plot: Go on a ship, act like a bunch of little girls, land on some random island, dance around it like they're tribe members (seriously, that's what they do), then set sail back home the next day. You'll NEVER guess what happens next... they hit a white squall!
If Jeff Bridges died in the movie I would have given it ZERO PERCENT. But if all the kids died during the white squall but Jeff Bridges was the only one to survive I probably would have given it somewhere around 90% because it would be so worth it to watch these kids die.
One last thing, everyone in the movie is obsessed with the word albatross. Yeah, it's the name of the boat, but come on. They just like saying it.
So make sure when you want to pick up a movie with Jeff Bridges in it, make sure the other people in the film are cool too.