Who Framed Roger Rabbit Quotes

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    1. Porky Pig: Th-Th-Th-That's All, Folks!
    – Submitted by Jonathan V (9 months ago)
    1. Psycho: Time to kill the rabbit!
    – Submitted by Tanner L (15 months ago)
    1. Benny the Cab: Hey, Roger, what do you call the middle of a song?
    2. Roger Rabbit: Gee, I don't--A BRIDGE!
    – Submitted by Tanner L (15 months ago)
    1. Jessica Rabbit (uncredited): Oh, Honey Bunny!
    2. Roger Rabbit: Oh, Love Cup.
    3. Jessica Rabbit (uncredited): Oh, Roger! You were a pillar of strength.
    – Submitted by Adam O (15 months ago)
    1. Baby Herman: My stogie!.... WAAAAAAAA-HAHAHAHAAAAAA! WAAAAAAAAAAAAH! WAAAAAA...
    – Submitted by Adam O (15 months ago)
    1. Baby Herman: The problem is I got a fifty year old lust and a three year old dinky. Look, Valiant, the rabbit didn't kill Acme. He's not a murderer, I should know, he's a dear friend of mine. I tell ya Valiant, the whole thing stinks like yesterday's diapers. Look at this. The papers said Acme left no will. That's a load of succotash. Any toon knows Acme had a will. He promised to leave Toontown to us toons. That will is the real reason he got bumped off.
    – Submitted by Adam O (15 months ago)
    1. Mickey Mouse: Gosh, I wonder who he really was?
    2. Eddie Valiant: I'll tell you one thing, Doc. He weren't no rabbit.
    3. Daffy Duck: Or a duck.
    4. Goofy Wolf: Or a dog.
    5. Pinocchio: Or a little wooden boy.
    6. Woody Woodpecker: Or a woodpecker.
    7. Sylvester: Or a pussy.
    – Submitted by Adam O (15 months ago)
    1. Roger Rabbit: P-p-please, Raoul. I can give you stars. Just drop the refrigerator on my head one more time!
    2. Raoul Raoul Director: Roger, I've dropped it on your head 23 times already.
    3. Roger Rabbit: I can take it, don't worry about me.
    4. Raoul Raoul Director: I'm not worried about you, I'm worried about the REFRIGERATOR.
    – Submitted by Adam O (15 months ago)
    1. Eddie Valiant: Seriously, what do you see in that guy?
    2. Jessica Rabbit (uncredited): He makes me laugh.
    – Submitted by Adam O (15 months ago)
    1. Roger Rabbit: Benny, is that you?
    2. Eddie Valiant: [sarcastically] No, it's Shirley Temple!
    – Submitted by Adam O (15 months ago)
    1. Eddie Valiant: Here's to the pencil pushers. May they all get lead poisoning.
    – Submitted by Adam O (15 months ago)
    1. Roger Rabbit: P-p-please, Eddie! Don't throw me out. Don't you realize you're making a big mistake? I didn't kill anybody. I swear! The whole thing's a set up. A scam, a frame job. Ow! Eddie, I could never hurt anybody. Oow! My whole purpose in life is to make... people... laugh!
    – Submitted by Adam O (15 months ago)
    1. Eddie Valiant: Anybody know you're here.
    2. Roger Rabbit: Nobody. Not a soul, except, uh...
    3. Eddie Valiant: Who?
    4. Roger Rabbit: Well, you see, I didn't know where your office was. So I asked the newsboy. He didn't know. So I asked the fireman, the green grocerer, the butcher, the baker, they didn't know! But the liquor store guy... he knew.
    – Submitted by Adam O (15 months ago)
    1. Jessica Rabbit (uncredited): You don't know how hard it is being a woman, looking the way I do.
    2. Eddie Valiant: Yeh Well, You don't know how hard it is being a man, looking at woman looking the way you do.
    – Submitted by Ayiepa U (15 months ago)
    1. Dolores: Is that a rabbit in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
    – Submitted by Edward JM G (15 months ago)
    1. Eddie Valiant: [says to a weasel] Without that gun I had no fun. I'll kick you in the... [gets hit in the head with a plate]
    2. Roger Rabbit: Nose!
    3. Wheezy Lena Hyena: Nose? That doesn't rhyme with walls!
    4. Eddie Valiant: No, but this does. [he kicks him right in the BALLS]
    – Submitted by Sterlin R (16 months ago)
    1. Jessica Rabbit (uncredited): I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way.
    – Submitted by Morgen Q (16 months ago)
    1. Roger Rabbit: A star! Ready when you are Maroon...
    – Submitted by Nicole K (20 months ago)
    1. Editor Bongo the Gorilla: What do you think you're doing, chump?
    2. Eddie Valiant: Who are you calling chump, chimp?
    – Submitted by Bhavik M (2 years ago)
    1. Editor Bongo the Gorilla: What do you think you're doing, chump?
    2. Eddie Valiant: Who are you calling a chump, chimp?
    – Submitted by Bhavik M (2 years ago)
    1. Jessica Rabbit (uncredited): No, I hit him on the head with a frying pan so he wouldn't get hurt.
    2. Eddie Valiant: Makes perfect sense.
    – Submitted by Augusta M (2 years ago)
    1. Jessica Rabbit (uncredited): I just want you to know that I love you, Roger. I've loved you more than any woman's ever loved a rabbit.
    2. Roger Rabbit: Really?
    – Submitted by Augusta M (2 years ago)
    1. Bugs Bunny: Eh, what's up doc? Jumping without a parachute? Kinda dangerous ain't it?
    2. Eddie Valiant: Yeah!
    3. Mickey Mouse: Yeah! Ha, ha, you can get killed, ha, ha, ha,ha!
    4. Eddie Valiant: You guys got a spare?
    5. Mickey Mouse: Uh, Bugs does!
    6. Eddie Valiant: Yeah?
    7. Bugs Bunny: Yeah but I don't think you want it!
    8. Eddie Valiant: I do, I do, give it to me!
    9. Bugs Bunny: Okay Doc here's the spare!
    10. Eddie Valiant: Thank you! (opens spare) Aw no! Aaaaaaah!
    11. Mickey Mouse: Aw, poor fella! Ha, ha!
    12. Bugs Bunny: Yeah, ain't I a stinker?
    – Submitted by Brennan G (2 years ago)
    1. Eddie Valiant: Toons.
    2. Dolores: Tell Me Eddie. Is that a Rabbit in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
    – Submitted by Chris D (2 years ago)
    1. Jessica Rabbit (uncredited): I'm not bad, I'm just drawn this way.
    – Submitted by Tyler C (3 years ago)
    1. Roger Rabbit: If you ain't gotta sense of humor, you're better of dead!
    – Submitted by Tyler C (3 years ago)
    1. Eddie Valiant: Holy smoke! He's a toon!
    2. Judge Doom: Surprised?!
    3. Eddie Valiant: Not really. That lame-brain freeway idea could only be cooked up by a toon.
    4. Judge Doom: Not just any toon!... ...Remember me Eddie?! When I killed your brother, I talked just... like.. THIS!!!
    – Submitted by Huy P (3 years ago)
    1. Daffy Duck: I've worked with a lot of wisequackers, but you are desssspicable!
    2. Donald Duck: Why you doggone stubborn little-- That did it! W-a-a-g-h!
    3. Daffy Duck: This is the last time I work with someone with a sssspeech impediment!
    – Submitted by Huy P (3 years ago)

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