The Whole sequel is so excruciatingly bad it reaches a new low for Bruce Willis.
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04/09/04
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The Whole Ten Yards (2004)
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Reviews Counted:113
Fresh:5
Rotten:108
Average Rating:2.7/10
Consensus: A strained, laugh-free sequel, The Whole Ten Yards recycles its predecessor’s cast and plot but not its wit or reason for being.
Theatrical Release:Apr 9, 2004 Wide
Box Office: $16,247,590
Synopsis: Retired hit man Jimmy "The Tulip" Tudeski (BRUCE WILLIS) is enjoying the quiet life in a beachfront bungalow in Mexico. Thanks to falsified dental records supplied by onetime neighbor and friend... [More]
Starring: Bruce Willis, Matthew Perry, Natasha Henstridge, Amanda Peet
Director: Howard Deutch
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Reviews for The Whole Ten Yards
A mostly funny film with occasional dead spots that does best letting the caricatures say exactly what you'd thought they'd say in next week's episode.
04/09/04
The script is so bland it barely musters a whole ten laughs.
04/01/06
succeeds only in making one of Willis’ previous bombs, HUDSON HAWK look, well, not good, nothing in this part of the time/space continuum can do that, but downright competent
04/07/04
Leaden, laugh-free, lacking anything resembling a heart, mind or soul.
04/09/04
A heavily made up Kevin Pollak -- (over)playing a Hungarian gangster -- best sums up the mood: 'Thees ees reminding me of my favoreet soup opera.'
04/13/04
Top CriticShot down by hammy performances and a forced plot.
04/11/04
You'd have better luck locating the Lost Dutchman Mine than finding a chuckle in this film.
04/08/04
Top CriticOn a 1-to-10 scale of bad comedy (10 being the unfunniest), this one rates an 11.
04/09/04
The story is a formulaic jumble, and the minor characters often appear to have wandered in from another Hollywood set.
04/08/04
Top CriticBecause the cast is having so much fun, it’s hard to blame them when the film becomes almost persistently unfunny.
04/24/04
Slap-happy and slapdash, Ten Yards lacks the clever twists and turns that made the original such fun.
04/09/04
Top CriticA recycled, unfunny, dumbed-down version of a really good movie - maybe a dose of that nitrous oxide would have helped .
04/09/04
Ten Yards regathers the cast of quirky killers and neurotic nebbishes and gives them almost nothing to do.
04/08/04
A lazy, dumb, irrelevant sequel to 2000's "The Whole Nine Yards." It gathers together most of its predecessor's cast and puts out a contract on their careers.
04/30/04
Proof that most sequels should be avoided, "The Whole Ten Yards" vaporizes the humor of its superior 1999 precursor.
04/19/09
[T]he perfect example of the utterly unnecessary sequel.
04/09/04
The Passion was funnier than this tripe.
04/07/04
There are movies that could benefit from Three Stooges sound effects. This is one.
04/09/04
lacks any sort of coherent style
04/08/04
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