Unfunny, badly acted, and made solely for the purposes of big paychecks this film is just utterly embarrassing and nonsensical. This is mindless drivel, without being able to call itself a guilty pleasure.
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04/29/09
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The Whole Ten Yards (2004)
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Reviews Counted:113
Fresh:5
Rotten:108
Average Rating:2.7/10
Consensus: A strained, laugh-free sequel, The Whole Ten Yards recycles its predecessor’s cast and plot but not its wit or reason for being.
Theatrical Release:Apr 9, 2004 Wide
Box Office: $16,247,590
Synopsis: Retired hit man Jimmy "The Tulip" Tudeski (BRUCE WILLIS) is enjoying the quiet life in a beachfront bungalow in Mexico. Thanks to falsified dental records supplied by onetime neighbor and friend... [More]
Starring: Bruce Willis, Matthew Perry, Natasha Henstridge, Amanda Peet
Director: Howard Deutch
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Reviews for The Whole Ten Yards
Proof that most sequels should be avoided, "The Whole Ten Yards" vaporizes the humor of its superior 1999 precursor.
04/19/09
Mostly overacted and overblown, the script tries to make 'outlandish' into outrageous but hardly ever manages it. Missing is the element of some discernible sense of reality that is essential to black comedy.
10/18/08
Every joke is stretched to the breaking point, and no one seems to be having any fun.
01/08/07
The script is so bland it barely musters a whole ten laughs.
04/01/06
While most sequels have nowhere to go, this sequel has nowhere it wants to go, and while most movie failures are unoriginal, this mess is simply uninspired.
10/05/05
Just rent Sexy Beast.
12/19/04
One must ask why sequels such as this come to be.
09/16/04
Através de uma edição ligeira, procura nos convencer de que algo engraçado está acontecendo e que há uma dinâmica autêntica entre seus personagens. Não há e não está.
07/22/04
Please, please, please. I'm begging you, Hollywood: Don't even think about making The Whole Eleven Yards.
06/22/04
98 minutes of mirth-free entertainment.
06/22/04
Utterly pointless sequel that fails to generate even a single laugh.
06/19/04
Somehow I doubt we'll be seeing 'The Whole Eleven Yards'.
06/05/04
Nowhere near as good as the first film, and that one wasn't too brilliant either.
05/08/04
A lazy, dumb, irrelevant sequel to 2000's "The Whole Nine Yards." It gathers together most of its predecessor's cast and puts out a contract on their careers.
04/30/04
Because the cast is having so much fun, it’s hard to blame them when the film becomes almost persistently unfunny.
04/24/04
Disoriented by characters always shooting and yelling at him, Chandler spends the film tripping over furniture and slamming into doors.
04/22/04
Why do movies like this happen?
04/19/04
The Whole Ten Yards is so unspeakably awful that I swear I felt precious brain cells melting away as my eyes took in the horror.
04/19/04
Don't compromise yourself or your happy memories of the Whole Nine Yards by seeing this one.
04/18/04
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