Opening

70% The Equalizer Sep 26
70% The Boxtrolls Sep 26
84% The Two Faces of January Sep 26
—— Two Night Stand Sep 26
91% Jimi: All Is by My Side Sep 26

Top Box Office

63% The Maze Runner $32.5M
65% A Walk Among the Tombstones $13.1M
43% This Is Where I Leave You $11.9M
11% No Good Deed $10.2M
71% Dolphin Tale 2 $9.0M
92% Guardians of the Galaxy $5.2M
20% Let's Be Cops $2.7M
19% Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles $2.6M
88% The Drop $2.0M
37% If I Stay $1.8M

Coming Soon

56% Men, Women & Children Oct 01
90% Gone Girl Oct 03
—— Annabelle Oct 03
67% The Good Lie Oct 03
—— 7500 Oct 03

Premieres Tonight

—— The Big Bang Theory: Season 8
—— The Blacklist: Season 2
50% Forever: Season 1
85% Gotham: Season 1
23% Scorpion: Season 1
—— Sleepy Hollow: Season 2

New Episodes Tonight

71% Dallas: Season 3
62% Under the Dome: Season 2

Discuss Last Night's Shows

—— American Dad!: Season 11
87% Boardwalk Empire: Season 5
53% The Lottery: Season 1
89% Manhattan: Season 1
97% Masters of Sex: Season 2
78% Ray Donovan: Season 2
87% The Strain: Season 1
—— Witches of East End: Season 2

The Whole Ten Yards Reviews

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Nell Minow
Common Sense Media

This appalling mess of a movie just isn't funny.

Full Review Source: Common Sense Media | Original Score: 1/5

December 29, 2010
Felix Vasquez Jr.
Cinema Crazed

Unfunny, badly acted, and made solely for the purposes of big paychecks this film is just utterly embarrassing and nonsensical. This is mindless drivel, without being able to call itself a guilty pleasure.

Full Review Source: Cinema Crazed

April 29, 2009
Cole Smithey
ColeSmithey.com

Proof that most sequels should be avoided, "The Whole Ten Yards" vaporizes the humor of its superior 1999 precursor.

Full Review Source: ColeSmithey.com | Original Score: D

April 19, 2009
Urban Cinefile Critics
Urban Cinefile

Mostly overacted and overblown, the script tries to make 'outlandish' into outrageous but hardly ever manages it. Missing is the element of some discernible sense of reality that is essential to black comedy.

Full Review Source: Urban Cinefile

October 18, 2008
Hank Sartin
Chicago Reader
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Every joke is stretched to the breaking point, and no one seems to be having any fun.

Full Review Source: Chicago Reader

January 8, 2007

Empire Magazine

The script is so bland it barely musters a whole ten laughs.

Full Review Source: Empire Magazine | Original Score: 2/5

April 1, 2006
Steven Snyder
Zertinet Movies

While most sequels have nowhere to go, this sequel has nowhere it wants to go, and while most movie failures are unoriginal, this mess is simply uninspired.

Full Review Source: Zertinet Movies | Original Score: 0.5/4

October 5, 2005
Michael Szymanski
Zap2it.com

Just rent Sexy Beast.

Full Review Source: Zap2it.com | Original Score: 1/4

December 19, 2004
Bill Beyrer
CinemaBlend.com

The magic is now gone because we've seen the wizard's tricks.

Full Review Source: CinemaBlend.com | Original Score: 1.5/5

November 4, 2004
Mark Collette
Tyler Morning Telegraph (Texas)

One must ask why sequels such as this come to be.

| Original Score: 0/4

September 16, 2004
Pablo Villaca
Cinema em Cena

Através de uma edição ligeira, procura nos convencer de que algo engraçado está acontecendo e que há uma dinâmica autêntica entre seus personagens. Não há e não está.

Full Review Source: Cinema em Cena | Original Score: 2/5

July 22, 2004
Judith Egerton
Courier-Journal (Louisville, KY)

Please, please, please. I'm begging you, Hollywood: Don't even think about making The Whole Eleven Yards.

Full Review Source: Courier-Journal (Louisville, KY) | Original Score: 1/4

June 22, 2004
Neil Smith
BBC.com

98 minutes of mirth-free entertainment.

Full Review Source: BBC.com | Original Score: 1/5

June 22, 2004
Matthew Turner
ViewLondon

Utterly pointless sequel that fails to generate even a single laugh.

Full Review Source: ViewLondon | Original Score: 1/5

June 19, 2004
Rich Cline
Shadows on the Wall

Somehow I doubt we'll be seeing 'The Whole Eleven Yards'.

Full Review Source: Shadows on the Wall | Original Score: 2/5

June 5, 2004
Peter Lowry
Film Threat

Nowhere near as good as the first film, and that one wasn't too brilliant either.

Full Review Source: Film Threat | Original Score: 2.5/5

May 8, 2004
Christopher Smith
Bangor Daily News (Maine)

A lazy, dumb, irrelevant sequel to 2000's "The Whole Nine Yards." It gathers together most of its predecessor's cast and puts out a contract on their careers.

Full Review Source: Bangor Daily News (Maine) | Original Score: F

April 30, 2004
Brian Orndorf
FilmJerk.com

Because the cast is having so much fun, it's hard to blame them when the film becomes almost persistently unfunny.

Full Review Source: FilmJerk.com | Original Score: D+

April 24, 2004
Mark Palermo
Coast (Halifax, Nova Scotia)

Disoriented by characters always shooting and yelling at him, Chandler spends the film tripping over furniture and slamming into doors.

Full Review

April 22, 2004
Linda Cook
Quad City Times (Davenport, IA)

Why do movies like this happen?

Full Review | Original Score: .5/4

April 19, 2004
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