The Whole Ten Yards Reviews

If you saw The Whole Nine Yards then you will probably love the The Whole Ten Yards..this movie is fun and fast paced and doesnt evn make any sense
half the time but who cares its funny..but then i do have a funny silly sense of humor! Perry and Willis are a great combination and I think they add and change the story at will . In some ways, this chapter of their lives finds Jimmy and Oz switching some aspects of their original roles

The gang get together again to get more money. Not as interesting as first movie but still quite funny. Good cast.

I actually preferred the sequel to the original. It's not a great film but some of the spiel between the two leads is very funny. Kevin Pollak was quite funny too and points for being unpredictable!

They missed each other. This time, their aim is better.

Funny.

Okay i guess.

i loved it i think that it is funnier then the first one but reli gd and exciting and very stupid espicially matthew perrys charcter worth watching

outragiously hilarious but dumb and not as good as the original

scattered and incoherant. a shadow of the first which was great

Oh dear, the first movie wasn't funny...what chance did this one have?

Why?

Steaming pile of crap just about sums up The Whole Ten Yards. While most of the cast from Nine Yards returns, their performances are atrociously bad. But even worse than the performances, is the story. All of the clever humor and fun that make the first film so entertaining is gone in this idiotic and appalling sequel.

[font=System][size=3][color=seagreen]Good evening. I am Agent D. Bauch. I am here representing a government agency (whose specific purpose is irrelevant) responsible for the voyages of a one Neumorado Sexington, one of the many circulating monikers of the more well-known Neum Daddy. The information that I am about to disclose is extremely confidential. But you are presumably his friends, so it is fair and logical that you all be alerted as well.[/color][/size][/font]

[font=System][size=3][color=seagreen]I regret to inform you that Mr. Daddy's current whereabouts are unknown, and the worst is feared, given the circumstances of his disappearance. However, we shall maintain an unflagging optimism as we search for our mutual missing party. Out of respect to Mr. Daddy's virtual relations, we wanted to inform you all of this grave situation.[/color][/size][/font]

[font=System][size=3][color=seagreen]To avoid further befuddlement, allow me to explain: Neum Daddy was commissioned by our agency to uncover several lost artifacts scattered throughout Europe (strictly for academic analysis, I assure you). We surmised that all artifacts were successfully secured by Neum Daddy, but days before we expected him to return in triumph, he vanished. He even fell beneath the radar of our field agents monitoring his progress. State-of-the-art tracking technology as modern as next week was enabled for this project for the sole purpose of safety. The fact that even the greatest tracking devices cannot detect him is most worrisome. We are taking the greatest measures to ensure recovery of the artifacts, and perchance Mr. Daddy as well.[/color][/size][/font]

[font=System][size=3][color=seagreen]If any of you have any information regarding Neum Daddy and his affairs in Europe, please let us know now. We will find out one way or the other eventually.[/color][/size][/font]

[font=System][size=3][color=seagreen]The only trace of Mr. Daddy that we managed to recover was a burned diary, documenting his daredevil trials of peril and intrepidity. Great risk and great reward were together achieved on his mission, and a faint glimpse of that can be seen through his entries. The following texts read as excerpts of a greater whole, but it is all that remains. Perhaps this will jog some memories of any potentially constructive clues you may have for this troubling, saddening enigma.[/color][/size][/font]

[font=System][size=3][color=seagreen]We all offer our most sincere condolences.[/color][/size][/font]



[font=System][size=3][color=seagreen]All excerpts shall be gradually revealed in their supposed chronological order.[/color][/size][/font]



[font=System][size=4][color=seagreen]The Diary of Neumorado Sexington:[/color][/size][/font]

[font=Times New Roman][size=3][color=black][i]4 September. 22:32. East London.[/i][/color][/size][/font]

[font=Times New Roman][size=3][color=black][i]Aside from the spurt of gothic Parliamentarian pinnacles overlooking the filthy Thames and the ornate and commemorative creepiness of the Abbey that sits behind it (and maybe a few other places), London offers no maintaining interest to me. I've passed through here more times than is probably healthy for even a conventional seat-of-the-pants adventurer, but the city still seems to strike me as the dying shopping mall of Europe. And the requisite complement to such a fledgling venue of civilization is the detestable fashion; London fashion is hideous. These stylishly-wayward denizens of this aging gray capital are sickeningly ostentatious with freedom of attire. I've discovered that too many are recklessly given carte blanche to dress themselves without proper supervision from the 'Fashion Scotland Yard.' Which explains why I had to use [u]both[/u] of my whips on the chirpy tramp who tried to seduce me earlier tonight through all that disgusting decoration. If I wasn't careful I might have been caught in an article of "clothing" resembling barbed wire.[/i][/color][/size][/font]

[font=Times New Roman][size=3][color=black][i]Unfortunately, she knew too much regarding the Tilting Monkey of Kidlington, and I lacked the hubris to resist prying open her bottle of information. The monkey must be found! Be it for the agency, whose bumbling[/i] [b][color=seagreen][THIS SECTION HAS BEEN CENSORED FOR SECURITY REASONS][/color][/b][i] or simply because humanity owes it to history to prevail over eternal mystery and defying the incohesiveness of our lost eras, I am determined. Why there is a monkey shrine in London of all places, the past may only know. But with a little elbow grease and archaeological acumen, I'll find out.[/i][/color][/size][/font]

[font=Times New Roman][size=3][color=black][i]Miss Skirtly-Indecorum proved more informative than I initially approximated, even if I had to remove all of her [/i][b][color=seagreen][REST OF ENTRY BURNED OFF][/color][/b][i].[/i][/color][/size][/font]




[font=System][size=3][color=seagreen]Further excerpts to be posted at a future date.[/color][/size][/font]

[font=System][size=3][color=#2e8b57]-Agent DB[/color][/size][/font]

The Whole Ten Yards takes place right where its predecessor (The Whole Nine Yards) left off with Hungarian mobster Lazlo (Kevin Pollack), being released from the penitentiary after serving his sentence. Out to avenge his father's death he kidnaps Cynthia (Natasha Henstridge) wife of Matthew Perry who returns as the neurotic, accident prone dentist forced to reunite with homicidal hit man Jimmy 'The Tulip" Tudeski (Bruce Willis) with schizophrenic tendencies in order to rescue his wife and Bruce's ex with the aid of Amanda Peet, a wannabe assassin who hasn't killed any of her targets yet.

Not as good as the original, but I still enjoyed this. Bruce Willis was top notch and Matthew Perry was hilarious. And Natasha Henstridge...WOW! Do I have a staring problem...when it comes to Natasha...why yes I do!! :)

As funny and fresh as The Whole Nine Yards was the Whole Ten Yards does that with stale and stilted. If you have seen the first movie avoid this one like the plague it doesn't add anything only takes away.

Funny!

Not at all as funny as the first one.

massive letdown from the first one. Perhaps they should ahve went for the whole 8 yards instead, because 10 sucked.

I like Bruce Willis in comedy roles, but it was not appropriate here. The reason the Whole Nine Yards worked was because Willis played straight man to Matthew Perry. It's a very basic comedy formula and they ignored it here. Unfortunate, this could have been a good movie.