Without A Paddle Reviews
Las Vegas Weekly
It's as if somebody was telling you about a joke, rather than telling you the actual joke.
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| Original Score: 1.5/5
Palo Alto Weekly
It's like The Goonies on acid.
| Original Score: 2.5/4
Without a Paddle is so bad that it will annoy and/or bore those who have minimal standards and a high tolerance for sewage.
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| Original Score: .5/4
Movie Mom at Yahoo! Movies
Without a Paddle is also without talent, originality, anything to laugh at, or a reason to buy a ticket
| Original Score: D
Common Sense Media
Even a paddle can't keep this movie from sinking.
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| Original Score: 1/5
EDGE Boston
Without a paddle lives up to its name; it sinks.
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| Original Score: D
Netflix
Buddy wilderness adventure comedy has a big heart, even if it's a been-there, done-that comedy.
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| Original Score: 2/5
eFilmCritic.com
For those who think 'Deliverance' didn't have enough Poop Humor.
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| Original Score: 1/5
St. Paul Pioneer Press
Without a Joke would be a better title.
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| Original Score: 1/4
FilmStew.com
In a shocking deviation from the normal PR drill, Bart the Bear Jr. provides FilmStew with a heartfelt and conflicted first-person review.
Washington Times
Cheeky trio keeps Without a Paddle afloat - barely
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| Original Score: 2/4
EricDSnider.com
This is the kind of movie where the centerpiece scene involves dropping poop on people's heads. If that doesn't discourage you from seeing it, I can't imagine anything will.
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| Original Score: F
You can say of Without a Paddle that at least it cares enough to steal from the very best. Unfortunately, that's about all it cares about.
About.com
Unfortunately, most of the best stuff is in the trailer.
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| Original Score: C+
CinemaBlend.com
This is a picture pretty comfortable on the bottom of a video shelf with Welcome to Mooseport.
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| Original Score: 2/5
Think Road Trip meets City Slickers. Then dial the humor down a few notches, and you're left Without a Paddle.
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| Original Score: 1.5/4

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