Witless Protection Reviews

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S. Jhoanna Robledo
Common Sense Media
February 22, 2008
Lowbrow comedy is crude -- and not very funny.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
Brian Orndorf
February 22, 2008
Witless Protection is disgusting, racist, clueless, sexist, charmless, unfunny, infantile, mean-spirited, amateurish, and insulting. In other words, it stars Larry The Cable Guy.
Full Review | Original Score: F
Bill Gibron
February 22, 2008
should once and for all spell the end of Larry the Cable Guy's horrendous run of Hollywood hokum.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
Josh Larsen
Sun Publications (Chicago, IL)
February 22, 2008
Did someone give a starring role to a Matador, one of the obese male cheerleaders who perform during time outs at Chicago Bulls' games?
Full Review | Original Score: 1/4
Luke Y. Thompson
New Times
February 22, 2008
Carner directs so poorly that even set-pieces which ought to be interesting -- a Keystone Kops bit staged on a pig farm here, an oh-so-careful fight in an antique room there -- are rendered amateurishly.
Top Critic
Stephen Garrett
Time Out
November 17, 2011
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
Stephen Schaefer
Boston Herald
October 18, 2008
Full Review | Original Score: B-
Dave White
February 22, 2008
Full Review | Original Score: C
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