Opening

69% Hercules Jul 25
64% Lucy Jul 25
25% And So It Goes Jul 25
—— The Fluffy Movie Jul 25
89% A Most Wanted Man Jul 25

Top Box Office

91% Dawn Of The Planet Of The Apes $36.3M
56% The Purge: Anarchy $29.8M
45% Planes: Fire And Rescue $17.5M
20% Sex Tape $14.6M
17% Transformers: Age of Extinction $9.8M
23% Tammy $7.4M
85% 22 Jump Street $4.7M
92% How to Train Your Dragon 2 $3.9M
49% Earth to Echo $3.3M
49% Maleficent $3.2M

Coming Soon

—— Guardians of the Galaxy Aug 01
—— Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Aug 08
—— Step Up: All In Aug 08
—— Let's Be Cops Aug 13
—— The Expendables 3 Aug 15

New Episodes Tonight

25% Black Box: Season 1
100% Defiance: Season 2
40% Dominion: Season 1
41% Gang Related: Season 1
86% Maron: Season 2
94% Rectify: Season 2
39% Rush: Season 1
85% Welcome to Sweden: Season 1
41% Working the Engels: Season 1
76% You're the Worst: Season 1

Discuss Last Night's Shows

85% The Bridge (FX): Season 2
90% The Divide: Season 1
83% Extant: Season 1
—— Graceland: Season 2
—— Hot in Cleveland: Season 5
50% Jennifer Falls: Season 1
—— Motive: Season 2
69% Mystery Girls: Season 1
—— Rogue: Season 2
100% Suits: Season 4
38% Taxi Brooklyn: Season 1
—— Wilfred: Season 4
43% Young & Hungry: Season 1

Certified Fresh TV

85% The Bridge (FX): Season 2
83% Extant: Season 1
79% Halt and Catch Fire: Season 1
100% Masters of Sex: Season 2
73% Murder in the First: Season 1
97% Orange is the New Black: Season 2
97% Orphan Black: Season 2
82% Satisfaction: Season 1
86% The Strain: Season 1
85% Welcome to Sweden: Season 1
76% You're the Worst: Season 1

Witless Protection Reviews

Page 1 of 2
Stephen Schaefer
Boston Herald

Full Review Source: Boston Herald | Original Score: B-

October 18, 2008
Stephen Garrett
Time Out
Top Critic IconTop Critic

Full Review Source: Time Out | Original Score: 1/5

November 17, 2011
Betsy Sherman
Boston Phoenix

It's sad to watch Yaphet Kotto, as the shady fed, clothesline the stereotypical Muslim motel owner who's already been threatened by Larry with a trip to Gitmo.

Full Review Source: Boston Phoenix | Original Score: 0.5/4

April 23, 2009
Andrew L. Urban
Urban Cinefile

Witless, lowbrow fun is the signature of this so-so comedy with Larry the Cable Guy in fine fat form as a country bumpkin deputy sheriff with delusions of grander than smalltown cop

Full Review Source: Urban Cinefile

December 20, 2008
Austin Kennedy
Sin Magazine

The movie doesn't even have the common decency to be under 90 minutes. What a bore.

Full Review | Original Score: .5/4

July 22, 2008
Larry Ratliff
San Antonio Express-News

I've got an idea for Larry the Cable Guy's next dumb movie. Maybe the lowbrow bumbler with the big heart and even bigger beer gut could play, oh I don't know, a cable guy?

| Original Score: 1.5/4

March 1, 2008
Betty Jo Tucker
ReelTalk Movie Reviews

During the last part of this wacky comedy, it loses the amusing push-pull intimacy between its 'odd-couple' protagonists.

Full Review Source: ReelTalk Movie Reviews

March 1, 2008
Jim Lane
Sacramento News & Review

From this kind of witlessness, the only protection is not to see it.

Full Review Source: Sacramento News & Review | Original Score: 1/5

February 29, 2008
Stephen Garrett
Time Out New York
Top Critic IconTop Critic

Gratuitous support-our-troops iconography and post-9/11 paranoia permeate a harebrained plot.

Full Review Source: Time Out New York | Original Score: 1/6

February 28, 2008
Ken Hanke
Mountain Xpress (Asheville, NC)

Merely an excuse for the viewer to delight in the hilarity generated by Mr. Cable Guy breaking wind, vomiting, producing various gastric noises, etc.

Full Review Source: Mountain Xpress (Asheville, NC) | Original Score: .5/5

February 27, 2008
Ethan Alter
Film Journal International

Ranting about Witless Protection's political incorrectness -- not to mention its general stupidity -- would be a waste of breath. Even so, the movie is breathtakingly offensive at times.

Full Review Source: Film Journal International

February 26, 2008
Steven Hyden
AV Club
Top Critic IconTop Critic

Larry The Cable Guy is a cancerous boil on the ass of comedy, but it's still sort of shocking how little effort he puts into his movies.

Full Review Source: AV Club | Original Score: F

February 25, 2008
Amy Nicholson
Boxoffice Magazine

It's the audience that deserves Protection from this Witless Larry the Cable Guy vehicle.

Full Review Source: Boxoffice Magazine

February 25, 2008
Ty Burr
Boston Globe
Top Critic IconTop Critic

The otherwise genial Witless Protection scrapes bottom whenever a black person or an Asian or an Arab is wheeled on for just-kiddin' laughs.

Full Review Source: Boston Globe | Original Score: 1/4

February 25, 2008
Tod Goldberg
E! Online

You have what might very well be the worst movie of 2008. And 2009. And probably 2010, too. Did we fail to mention the exploding farts?

Full Review Source: E! Online | Original Score: F

February 25, 2008
Matt Zoller Seitz
New York Times
Top Critic IconTop Critic

In Witless Protection, Larry the Cable Guy plays a small-town deputy, fantasizing about becoming an F.B.I. agent. Sitcom wackiness ensues.

| Original Score: 1.5/5

February 25, 2008
Frank Scheck
Hollywood Reporter
Top Critic IconTop Critic

Makes his previous effort, Delta Farce, seem a classic by comparison.

February 25, 2008
John Anderson
Variety
Top Critic IconTop Critic

One can only hope that Witless Protection is targeted at a vanishing species of American Neanderthal. In the meantime, perhaps Larry and his accomplices at Lionsgate could take some sensitivity traning.

Full Review Source: Variety

February 25, 2008
Linda Cook
Quad City Times (Davenport, IA)

Maybe there are only two kinds of people in this world. Those who think Larry the Cable Guy is funny, and those who do not. I am in the latter camp.

Full Review | Original Score: .5/4

February 24, 2008
Emanuel Levy
EmanuelLevy.Com

The nastiest and silliest of Larry the Cable Guide big-screen vehicles, Witless Protection, the formulaic road flick, is Witless Comedy par excellence.

Full Review Source: EmanuelLevy.Com | Original Score: D

February 23, 2008
Page 1 of 2
Find us on:                     
Help | About | Jobs | Critics Submission | Press | API | Licensing | Mobile