Wreck-it Ralph Quotes

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• 1. Moppet Girl: I get next game!
  – Submitted by Liam F (4 days ago)
• 1. Vanellope von Schweetz: You could just live up in the castle, you'd have a home where you'll be respected. You could be happy.
  2. Wreck-It Ralph: I'm already happy, I got the coolest job in the world! It may not be as fancy as being president, but I have a duty, a big duty!
  – Submitted by Matthew R (8 days ago)
• 1. Taffyta Muttonfudge: Stay sweet!
  – Submitted by Matthew R (8 days ago)
• 1. Sergeant Calhoun: Your face is red, you might want to hit it with your hammer.
  2. Fix-It Felix: Oh, that's not blood force trauma, ma'am. That's just the honey glow in my cheeks.
  – Submitted by Alexandria P (8 days ago)
• 1. Fix-It Felix: Your face! It's amazing!
  – Submitted by Alexandria P (8 days ago)
• 1. King Candy: Welcome to Boss level!
  2. Wreck-It Ralph: Turbo.
  3. King Candy: Because of you Ralph, I'm the most powerful virus in the arcade! I can take over any game i want! I should thank you.. But it'd be more fun to kill you!
  – Submitted by Daniel K (9 days ago)
• 1. King Candy: Have some candy!
  – Submitted by Patrick S (14 days ago)
• 1. Moppet Girl: Mr. Litwak?
  2. Mr. Litwak: What's the trouble sweetheart?
  3. Moppet Girl: The game is busted.
  – Submitted by Ramon V (16 days ago)
• 1. Wreck-It Ralph: I am bad and that's good, I will never be good and thats not bad, theres no one I would rather be than me.
  – Submitted by Rachael G (33 days ago)
• 1. Sergeant Calhoun: Doomsday and Armageddon just had a baby, and it is ugly!
  – Submitted by Alfonso P (42 days ago)
• 1. Fix-It Felix Jr.: Is he in there?
  2. Sergeant Calhoun: Nope, lucky for him, otherwise I would have slapped his corpse
  – Submitted by Fionn O (46 days ago)
• 1. Wreck-It Ralph: It turns out I don't need a medal to be a good guy, 'cause if that little kid loves me, how bad can I be.
  – Submitted by Sarah M (49 days ago)
• 1. Wreck-It Ralph: There's no one I'ld rather be than me.
  – Submitted by Sarah M (49 days ago)
• 1. Wreck-It Ralph: Hey cough drop! Explain something to me. If Vanellope was never a racer, then why is her picture on the side of the game console?
  – Submitted by Gavin K (51 days ago)
• 1. Sergeant Calhoun: Your face is still red, you might want to hit it again with your hammer.
  – Submitted by S.R. H (58 days ago)
• 1. Wreck-It Ralph: All right, Gene, you know what? I'm gonna win a medal! Oh, I am gonna win a medal. The shiniest medal this place has ever seen. A medal that will be so good, that it'll make all of Felix's medals wet their pants!
  – Submitted by S.R. H (58 days ago)
• 1. Wreck-It Ralph: I am bad and that's good. I will never be good and that's not bad.
  – Submitted by Train H (2 months ago)
• 1. Vanellope von Schweetz: Sweet mother of monkey milk, I found a gold coin!
  2. Wreck-It Ralph: No, don't even think about it! Thats mine!
  – Submitted by Caite D (2 months ago)
• 1. Vanellope von Schweetz: You really are a bad guy!
  – Submitted by Matthew D (2 months ago)
• 1. Fix-It Felix Jr.: You came back!
  2. Sergeant Calhoun: Can it, Fix-It!
  – Submitted by Augusta M (2 months ago)
• 1. Wreck-It Ralph: I have never been more serious in my whole life.
  – Submitted by Augusta M (2 months ago)
• 1. Sergeant Calhoun: Do you even know what a Cybug is?
  2. Fix-It Felix Jr.: Can't say that I do ma'am.
  – Submitted by Augusta M (2 months ago)
• 1. Wreck-It Ralph: I wonder how many licks it would take to get to your center?
  – Submitted by Augusta M (2 months ago)
• 1. Fix-It Felix Jr.: Why it's Q-Bert. What brings you here neighbor?
  – Submitted by Jarrod P (2 months ago)
• 1. Sonic the Hedgehog: If you leave your game, stay safe, stay alert and whatever you do, don't die! Because if you die outside your own game, you don't regenerate. Ever! Game Over!
  – Submitted by Augustine S (2 months ago)
• 1. Fix-It Felix Jr.: I'm Fix-It Felix Jr. from the game Fix-It Felix Jr. Have you seen my friend Ralph?
  2. Sour Bill: Ralph?
  3. Fix-It Felix Jr.: You've seen him?
  4. Sour Bill: Should have locked him up when we had the chance.
  5. Fix-It Felix Jr.: Locked-up?
  6. Sour Bill: Not gonna make the same mistake with you.
  7. Fix-It Felix Jr.: Ahhhhhhh!
  – Submitted by Augusta M (2 months ago)
• 1. Sergeant Calhoun: O.K, stop it with the goo-goo eyes.
  – Submitted by Augusta M (2 months ago)
• 1. Taffyta Muttonfudge: See, Vanellope? You're just an accident waiting to happen!
  – Submitted by Augusta M (2 months ago)
• 1. King Candy: It hasn't been a pleasure.
  – Submitted by Augusta M (2 months ago)
• 1. Wreck-It Ralph: I see you're a fan of pink.
  – Submitted by Augusta M (2 months ago)
• 1. Fix-It Felix Jr.: Let's just eat the cake!
  – Submitted by Augusta M (2 months ago)
• 1. Fix-It Felix Jr.: Comedy gold!
  – Submitted by Augusta M (2 months ago)
• 1. Fix-It Felix Jr.: I almost drowned in chocolate milk mix!
  – Submitted by Augusta M (2 months ago)
• 1. Vanellope von Schweetz: Of everyone who was ever mean to me, shall be executed.
  2. Taffyta Muttonfudge: What? No!
  3. Fix-It Felix Jr.: Oh Lord.
  4. Sergeant Calhoun: This game just got interesting.
  – Submitted by Augusta M (2 months ago)
• 1. Wreck-It Ralph: Oh, I'll just magically win the race just because I really want to!
  2. Vanellope von Schweetz: I am a racer! I can feel it in my code!
  – Submitted by Augusta M (2 months ago)
• 1. Wreck-It Ralph: It's that candy racing game over by the whack-a-mole.
  – Submitted by Augusta M (2 months ago)
• 1. Wreck-It Ralph: I'm Gonna Wreck-It!
  – Submitted by Anthony S (3 months ago)
• 1. Sergeant Calhoun: Get out.
  2. Fix-It Felix Jr.: I only said that you're one Dynamite Gal.
  3. Sergeant Calhoun: I said GET OUT!
  – Submitted by Matthew D (3 months ago)
• 1. Fix-It Felix Jr.: [to Calhoun] Look at that high definition! Your face... it's amazing.
  – Submitted by Liana V (3 months ago)
• 1. Wreck-It Ralph: You must really like pink...
  2. King Candy: Did he really say pink, I believe its salmon right?
  – Submitted by Christy S (4 months ago)
• 1. Wreck-It Ralph: I was GOING to get my medal and go until your little children of the candy corn made off with it!
  2. King Candy: Children of the candy corn?
  – Submitted by Kyler C (4 months ago)
• 1. Sonic the Hedgehog: Remeber if you die outside your game it is GAME OVER!
  – Submitted by Lillian C (4 months ago)
• 1. Mr. Litwak: The game is getting old. Like my Nana.
  – Submitted by Matthew R (4 months ago)
• 1. Wreck-It Ralph: [to Vanellope] See ya later, 'President Fart-feathers'.
  2. Vanellope von Schweetz: [to Ralph] Au revior, 'Admiral Underpants'.
  3. Wreck-It Ralph: And farewell, 'Verminous Booger-face!'
  4. Vanellope von Schweetz: Goodbye, 'Major Body Odor!'
  5. Wreck-It Ralph: Hasta la vista ya-
  6. Fix-It Felix Jr.: Ralph?!
  7. Wreck-It Ralph: Alright, to be continued!
  – Submitted by Leah S (4 months ago)
• 1. Fix-It Felix Jr.: I'm going with you
  2. Sergeant Calhoun: Like fun you are, short stack!
  – Submitted by Conor H (4 months ago)
• 1. Vanellope von Schweetz: I bet you really gonna watch where you step in a game called Hero's duty[Vanellope Laughs] What's you win a medal for wiping? I hope you washed your hands after you handled that medal.
  2. Wreck-It Ralph: Listen, I'm gonna!
  3. Vanellope von Schweetz: Hang on, hang on, why did the hero flushed the toilet?... say why.
  4. Wreck-It Ralph: why.
  5. Vanellope von Schweetz: Because it was his duty!
  6. Wreck-It Ralph: How dare you insult Hero's Duty you little gar snipe! I earned that medal! you better give it back to me two tweet sister!
  – Submitted by Khrizzel Jayne R (4 months ago)
• 1. Vanellope von Schweetz: What are you looking at?
  2. Wreck-It Ralph: You're welcome, rotten little thief.
  3. Vanellope von Schweetz: I'm not a thief!, I just burrowed your stupid coin, i was gonna give it back to you as soon as I win the race.
  4. Wreck-It Ralph: It's not a coin, it is a medal.
  5. Vanellope von Schweetz: Coin medal whatever just go back to your own dumb game ad win another one.
  6. Wreck-It Ralph: I can't, I didn't win it in my game, I won it in Hero's Duty.
  7. Vanellope von Schweetz: Hero's Duty? [Vanellope Chuckles]
  – Submitted by Khrizzel Jayne R (4 months ago)
• 1. Wreck-It Ralph: I'm Bad, and that's good, I will never be good and that's not bad, there's no one Id rather be...than me.
  – Submitted by Khrizzel Jayne R (4 months ago)
• 1. Fix-It Felix Jr.: That must be Mario at the door!
  – Submitted by Matthew R (4 months ago)
• 1. Wreck-It Ralph: I can be a good guy if I wanted to be one.
  – Submitted by Matthew R (4 months ago)
• 1. Sergeant Calhoun: Sugar Rush... Cy-bugs will chew up that game faster than a chicken hawk in a coop of crippled roosters...
  2. Fix-It Felix Jr.: What was that now?
  – Submitted by Leah S (5 months ago)
• 1. Vanellope von Schweetz: Ralph's my man... my main man.
  – Submitted by Maya B (5 months ago)
• 1. Fix-It Felix Jr.: Jiminy Jaminy!
  – Submitted by Matthew R (5 months ago)
• 1. Wreck-It Ralph: See you later 'President Fartfeathers'.
  – Submitted by Matthew R (5 months ago)
• 1. Fix-It Felix Jr.: [brick from the roof lands on Felix and Felix regenerates] I'm okay! I am okay!
  – Submitted by Matthew R (5 months ago)
• 1. Wreck-It Ralph: Hey yo, everybody!
  – Submitted by Matthew R (5 months ago)
• 1. Vanellope von Schweetz: You're not from here are you?
  – Submitted by Matthew R (5 months ago)
• 1. Fix-It Felix Jr.: You're one Dynamite Gal!
  – Submitted by Alex J (5 months ago)
• 1. Fix-It Felix Jr.: Why its Q-Bert! What beings you here neighbor?
  – Submitted by Matthew R (5 months ago)
• 1. Wynchel: Are you hurt sir?
  2. King Candy: No, he just glazed me. Hoo-hoo.
  – Submitted by Ivan O (5 months ago)
• 1. Vanellope von Schweetz: I just want to race like you guys.
  2. Taffyta Muttonfudge: You will never be a racer, because you're a glitch! And that's all you'll ever be!
  – Submitted by Leah S (5 months ago)
• 1. Vanellope von Schweetz: You know you can just stay here and live in the castle. You'd have your own wing where no one would ever complain about your stench and treat you bad ever again. You could be happy.
  2. Wreck-It Ralph: I'm already happy. I got the coolest friend in the world. And besides, I got a job to do, it may not be as fancy as being president; but it's my duty. And it's a big duty!
  – Submitted by Leah S (5 months ago)
• 1. Ryu: Whew! What a day.
  2. Ken: Do you want to go down to Tappers?
  3. Ryu: Sure, but your paying this time.
  – Submitted by Matthew R (5 months ago)
• 1. Wreck-It Ralph: Your a winner!
  2. Vanellope von Schweetz: I'm a winner!
  3. Wreck-It Ralph: And your adorable!
  4. Vanellope von Schweetz: I'm adorable!
  – Submitted by Matthew R (5 months ago)
• 1. Sergeant Calhoun: It's make your momas proud time.
  2. Wreck-It Ralph: I love my momma!
  – Submitted by Matthew B (5 months ago)
• 1. Wreck-It Ralph: What's going on in the candy coated heart of darkness?
  – Submitted by Stephan V (5 months ago)
• 1. Fix-It Felix Jr.: [To Calhoun] Your one dynamic girl.
  – Submitted by YOU USED THE WRONG EMAIL ADDRESS S (5 months ago)
• 1. Wreck-It Ralph: Pac-Man? They invited Pac-Man!
  – Submitted by YOU USED THE WRONG EMAIL ADDRESS S (5 months ago)
• 1. King Candy: Turbo-Tastic!
  – Submitted by YOU USED THE WRONG EMAIL ADDRESS S (5 months ago)
• 1. Gene: You're just the bad guy who wrecks the building!
  – Submitted by YOU USED THE WRONG EMAIL ADDRESS S (5 months ago)
• 1. Vanellope von Schweetz: Ralph my man, my main man!
  – Submitted by YOU USED THE WRONG EMAIL ADDRESS S (5 months ago)
• 1. Wreck-It Ralph: Sayonara, suckers!
  – Submitted by Adli M (5 months ago)
• 1. Vanellope von Schweetz: I bet you really gotta watch where you step in a game called Hero's Duty!
  – Submitted by Quinn L (5 months ago)
• 1. Wreck-It Ralph: No cuts. No butts. No coconuts.
  – Submitted by Randon L (5 months ago)
• 1. Sergeant Calhoun: Flattery don't charge these batteries, civilian.
  – Submitted by Marissa F (5 months ago)
• 1. Wreck-It Ralph: I am bad and that's good. I will never be good and that's not bad. There is no one I would rather be than me.
  – Submitted by Michael J. E (5 months ago)
• 1. Wreck-It Ralph: So, I'm happy to report, and you'll be happy to hear, I'm taking life one game at a time. Of course the job hasn't changed... But, newsflash, the Nicelanders are being nice to me. And, you know, that got me thinking about those poor guys left without a game. So, here's what we did: we asked them to help us out on the bonus level. I'm telling you guys, we haven't been this popular in years. It's crazy. The gamers say we're "Retro" which I think means "Old but cool". Oh, and I've decided living in the dump wasn't making me feel very good, so I cleaned it up, built myself a little shack and a couple for the new guys, too. Well, with a little help from Felix. Oh, and guess who was the best man at his and Calhoun's wedding? That's right, my friends, old ham-hands himself. Very elegant affair. You should have seen it. A lot of grandeur. And not a single bug. ...And, let's just say some tears were shed... But I gotta say, the best part of my day is when I get thrown off the roof. Because when the Nicelanders lift me up, I get a perfect view of "Sugar Rush", and I can see Vanellope racing. The kid's a natural. And the players love her, glitch and all, just like I knew they would. Turns out I don't need a medal to tell me I'm a good guy. Because if that little kid likes me... How bad can I be...?
  – Submitted by Kiakahi M (5 months ago)
• 1. Wreck-It Ralph: Because if that little kid likes me, how bad can I be?
  – Submitted by Armando A (5 months ago)
• 1. Sergeant Calhoun: 'Fear' is a four-letter word, ladies! You wanna go peepee in your big-boy slacks, keep it to yourself!
  – Submitted by Celine T (5 months ago)
• 1. Sergeant Calhoun: It looks like Doomsday and Armageddon just had a baby. And it is ugly.
  – Submitted by Marc H (5 months ago)
• 1. Vanellope von Schweetz: Welcome to my home! I sleep in these candy wrappers and bundle myself up like a little old lady!
  2. Wreck-It Ralph: By yourself... All this garbage around you...?
  3. Vanellope von Schweetz: Well... yeah. I mean, everyone here says I'm just a mistake and that I wasn't even supposed to exist. What do you expect?
  4. Wreck-It Ralph: Listen, kid... I know it's none of my business, but why do you even stick around this game?
  5. Vanellope von Schweetz: You really don't know anything, do you? Glitches can't leave their games... One of the joys of being me...
  – Submitted by Kiakahi M (5 months ago)
• 1. Wreck-It Ralph: [Disheartened moan] That's it! I'm never getting my medal back!
  2. Vanellope von Schweetz: What is the big whoop about that crummy medal, anyway?
  3. Wreck-It Ralph: The big whoop?! Well this may come as a shock to you, but in my game, I'm the Bad Guy, and I live in the garbage!
  4. Vanellope von Schweetz: Cool!
  5. Wreck-It Ralph: No! NOT cool! Unhygienic, and lonely, and boring... And that "crummy medal" was gonna change all that. I go home with that baby around my neck and I'll get a penthouse, pies, ice sculptures, fireworks!
  6. Vanellope von Schweetz: [Looks at Ralph with a sympathetic expression]
  7. Wreck-It Ralph: [Sighs] Grown-up stuff. You wouldn't understand...
  8. Vanellope von Schweetz: No, I get it! That's exactly what racing would do for me!
  – Submitted by Kiakahi M (5 months ago)
• 1. Vanellope von Schweetz: Who are you!?
  2. King Candy: [when his true form is revealed] I'm Turbo, the greatest racer ever! And I did not reprogram this world to let you and that halitosis-riddled warthog take it away from me!
  – Submitted by Leah S (6 months ago)
• 1. Wreck-It Ralph: I ought to beat the filling out of you!
  2. King Candy: [Pulls out fake glasses and puts them on] Aha! You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses would you?
  3. Wreck-It Ralph: [Grabs the glasses, shatters them on Candy's head]
  4. King Candy: Ow. You hit a guy WITH glasses. That's... [snickers] that's... well played.
  – Submitted by Kiakahi M (6 months ago)
• 1. Wreck-It Ralph: Listen, I try to be nice--
  2. Vanellope von Schweetz: [Imitating Ralph] I try to be nice.
  3. Wreck-It Ralph: ...You're mimicking me.
  4. Vanellope von Schweetz: [Imitating Ralph] You're mimicking me.
  5. Wreck-It Ralph: OK. That is rude and this conversation is over.
  6. Vanellope von Schweetz: [Imitating Ralph] And this conversation is over. Uh, I wouldn't grab that branch if I were you...
  7. Wreck-It Ralph: I'm from the Candy Tree Department, I know what--
  8. Vanellope von Schweetz: It's a double-stripe. [The branch disintegrates, Ralph falls and grabs another branch below] Double-stripes break. Gah-doi... Hey, why are your hands so freakishly big?
  9. Wreck-It Ralph: Uh, I don't know, why are you so freakishly annoying?
  – Submitted by Kiakahi M (6 months ago)
• 1. Sergeant Calhoun: Markowski!
  2. Wreck-It Ralph: Who...? [Realizes that he's in Markowski's armor] Oh, yeah, uh, me. I'm-I'm Markowski.
  3. Sergeant Calhoun: [Cracks Ralph in the head with her helmet] What's the first rule of 'Hero's Duty'?
  4. Wreck-It Ralph: No cuts, no buts, no coconuts?
  5. Sergeant Calhoun: [Cracks Ralph again] Never interfere with the first person shooter!
  – Submitted by Kiakahi M (6 months ago)
• 1. Wreck-It Ralph: Wow. So, this is the real you: a princess.
  2. Vanellope von Schweetz: Ah, Ralph, what, are you nuts? Come on, this isn't me. [Glitches out of her gown and into her normal clothes] THIS is me!
  3. Wreck-It Ralph: Huh?
  4. Vanellope von Schweetz: Look, the code may say I'm a princess, but I know who I really am, Ralph: I'm a racer with the greatest superpower ever! [While glitching to random places] I was here! I was there! I was glitching through the walls! I'm not giving that up!
  – Submitted by Kiakahi M (6 months ago)
• 1. Vanellope von Schweetz: As your wonderful princess I hereby decree that everyone who was ever mean to me shall be... executed.
  2. Taffyta Muttonfudge: [And the other racers] WHAT!?! No, no, no, please, please!
  3. Fix-It Felix: [Along with Ralph staring in shock] Oh, my lands!
  4. Sergeant Calhoun: Oh, this place just got interesting.
  – Submitted by Kiakahi M (6 months ago)
• 1. Wreck-It Ralph: [Smashes Vanellope's cell door down and walks in with her repaired kart] ...I know, I know, I know, I'm an idiot...
  2. Vanellope von Schweetz: ...And?
  3. Wreck-It Ralph: And a real numbskull...
  4. Vanellope von Schweetz: [starts smiling] And?
  5. Wreck-It Ralph: A selfish diaper baby.
  6. Vanellope von Schweetz: And?
  7. Wreck-It Ralph: ...A stinkbrain?
  8. Vanellope von Schweetz: [Fully smiling] The stinkiest brain ever.
  – Submitted by Kiakahi M (6 months ago)
• 1. King Candy: [Laughs, holds Ralph above Diet Cola Mountain] It's game over for both of you!
  2. Wreck-It Ralph: No... Just for me! [Breaks free of Candy's grip and free falls]
  3. Vanellope von Schweetz: Ralph!
  4. Fix-It Felix: Vanellope! [Tries to stop her, but she starts glitching her way toward Ralph]
  5. Wreck-It Ralph: [Falling, fist outstretched] I'm bad, and that's good! I will never be good and that's not bad! [looks at Vanellope's medal] There's no one I'd rather be... than me.
  – Submitted by Kiakahi M (6 months ago)
• 1. Vanellope von Schweetz: I'm gonna learn to drive! I'm gonna learn to drive! I'm gonna--oh, wait--do you know how to drive?
  2. Wreck-It Ralph: Yeah... I mean I haven't done it, but--look, I flew a spaceship today, OK?
  3. Vanellope von Schweetz: You crashed it.
  – Submitted by Kiakahi M (6 months ago)
• 1. Vanellope von Schweetz: Whoa. What? You have teeth? I don't think I've ever seen you smile.
  2. Wreck-It Ralph: I'm not smiling, I'm just... I'm gassy, OK?
  3. Vanellope von Schweetz: [Laughs]
  – Submitted by Kiakahi M (6 months ago)
• 1. Vanellope von Schweetz: Look, you want that medal, right? And I want to race. So, here's what I'm thinking... You help me get a new kart--a REAL kart--and I'll win the race and get you back your medal.
  2. Wreck-It Ralph: You want ME to help YOU?!
  3. Vanellope von Schweetz: All you gotta do is break something for me. C'mon what do you say, [extends arm] friend?
  4. Wreck-It Ralph: We are not friends.
  5. Vanellope von Schweetz: Aw, c'mon pal, you son-of-a-gun. C'mon buddy. Let's shake on it.
  6. Wreck-It Ralph: [Turns away in disgust]
  7. Vanellope von Schweetz: Ah, come on chumbo. Ralph my man. My main man. Hey... My arm's getting tired. We have a deal or not?
  8. Wreck-It Ralph: [Grunts in exasperation, turns to Vanellope] You better win!
  – Submitted by Kiakahi M (6 months ago)
• 1. Vanellope von Schweetz: Well, unless you've got a go-kart hidden in the fat folds of your neck, I can't help you.
  2. Wreck-It Ralph: [Stops himself from crushing Vanellope's head, smashes trees, and continually beats on a jawbreaker in an attempt to break it]
  3. Vanellope von Schweetz: What a moron... [To Ralph] Hey genius! That's a jawbreaker! You're never gonna--
  4. Wreck-It Ralph: [Finally splits the jawbreaker in half and sits down]
  5. Vanellope von Schweetz: You enjoy your little tantrum, diaper baby?
  – Submitted by Kiakahi M (6 months ago)
• 1. King Candy: Have some candy.
  – Submitted by Neue P (6 months ago)
• 1. Fix-It Felix: Wow! Look at that high definition face!
  – Submitted by Joshua J (6 months ago)
• 1. Wreck-It Ralph: I'm taking life one game at a time.
  – Submitted by Kaye E (6 months ago)
• 1. Sergeant Calhoun: Flattery won't charge these batteries.
  – Submitted by Amy B (6 months ago)
• 1. Sonic the Hedgehog: If you leave your game, make sure to keep an extra-life with you at all times. Because if you die outside your own game, you don't regenerate, ever! Game Over!
  – Submitted by Keegan B (6 months ago)
• 1. Vanellope von Schweetz: What's that? Didn't hear ya. Your breath was so bad it made my ears numb!
  – Submitted by Maya B (6 months ago)
• 1. Sergeant Calhoun: Fear is a four letter word ladies!
  – Submitted by Maya B (6 months ago)
• 1. Sergeant Calhoun: All right, ladies, the kitten whispers and tickle fights stop now!
  – Submitted by Joshua B (6 months ago)
• 1. Vanellope von Schweetz: Why are your hands so freakishly big?
  – Submitted by Dalia M (6 months ago)
• 1. Vanellope von Schweetz: I guess you really gotta watch where you step in a game called 'Hero's Doodie'!
  – Submitted by Rodell B (6 months ago)
• 1. Wreck-It Ralph: I'm bad and that's good. I'll never be good, and that's not bad.
  – Submitted by Rodell B (6 months ago)
• 1. King Candy: It's OK- He just glazed me.
  – Submitted by Daniel R (6 months ago)
• 1. Fix-It Felix: [Holds on bar of the window] [The bar shakes]
  2. Fix-It Felix: [Gasps] Gotta use something.. something to..-
  3. Fix-It Felix: [Sees his hammer, and grabs it.] Immitates Ralph: I'm gonna wreck it!
  4. Fix-It Felix: [Hits his hammer on the bar.] [The bar becomes bigger]
  5. Fix-It Felix: [Surprised] Who do I fix everything I touch?
  – Submitted by Marigrace S (6 months ago)
• 1. Vanellope von Schweetz: Everyone here says I'm just a mistake..
  – Submitted by Aryan A (6 months ago)
• 1. Vanellope von Schweetz: Sweet mother of monkey milk, a gold coin!
  – Submitted by Maggie M (6 months ago)
• 1. Sergeant Calhoun: It's make your mama's proud time!
  2. Wreck-It Ralph: I love my mama!
  – Submitted by Leah S (6 months ago)
• 1. Fix-It Felix: Why do I fix everything I touch!
  – Submitted by Austin G (6 months ago)
• 1. Mr. Litwak: Closing time!
  – Submitted by Austin G (6 months ago)
• 1. M. Bison: You're not going turbo, are you?
  – Submitted by Samuel D (6 months ago)
• 1. Vanellope von Schweetz: Why are your hands so freakishly big?
  2. Wreck-It Ralph: I don't know. Why are you so freakishly annoying?
  – Submitted by Alisha G (6 months ago)
• 1. Fix-It Felix: You're one dynamite gal!
  2. Sergeant Calhoun: [flashback sequence]
  – Submitted by Scott M (6 months ago)
• 1. Wreck-It Ralph: I'm bad, and that's good, and that's not bad, there's no one I'd rather be then me.
  – Submitted by Caelan C (6 months ago)
• 1. Vanellope von Schweetz: Are you a hobo?
  2. Wreck-It Ralph: No, I am not a hobo. But I am busy, okay, so you go... go home.
  3. Vanellope von Schweetz: What's that? Didn't hear ya. Your breath is so bad it mad my ears numb!
  – Submitted by Elizabeth H (7 months ago)
• 1. Sonic the Hedgehog: If you leave your game, you'll need to remember this; if you die outside your own game, you won't be able to regenerate. Ever! Game over.
  – Submitted by Emi K (7 months ago)
• 1. Fix-It Felix: WHY do I fix everything I touch?!
  – Submitted by Cameron D (7 months ago)
• 1. Vanellope von Schweetz: What's that?
  2. Wreck-It Ralph: A medal! I earned it in Heroes Duty!
  3. Vanellope von Schweetz: [chuckles]
  4. Wreck-It Ralph: Not that kind of duty!
  – Submitted by Cameron D (7 months ago)
• 1. King Candy: Stop! *puts on glasses* You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses on!
  2. Wreck-It Ralph: *Takes off his fake glasses and hits him with them*
  3. King Candy: Oh. You hit a guy WITH glasses. Tha-that's clever.
  – Submitted by Matthew B (7 months ago)
• 1. Wreck-It Ralph: Listen, I tried to be nice...
  2. Vanellope von Schweetz: [imitating Ralph] I tried to be nice.
  3. Wreck-It Ralph: You're mimicking me...
  4. Vanellope von Schweetz: [imitating Ralph] You're mimicking me.
  5. Wreck-It Ralph: That is rude, and this conversation is officially over.
  – Submitted by Lucas B (9 months ago)
• 1. Vanellope von Schweetz: Are you a hobo?
  – Submitted by Lea Ann P (9 months ago)
• 1. Wreck-It Ralph: When did video games become so violent and scary?!
  – Submitted by Eric T (9 months ago)
• 1. Vanellope von Schweetz: Why are your hands so freakishly big?
  2. Wreck-It Ralph: I don't know. Why are YOU so freakishly annoying?
  – Submitted by Cameron D (10 months ago)
• 1. Wreck-It Ralph: It is sure must be nice being the good guy.
  – Submitted by Mikhael G (11 months ago)
• 1. Fix-It Felix: My Q-Bertese is a little rusty.
  – Submitted by Lucas M (11 months ago)