Lacking a single memorable joke or striking image, First Class is as perfunctory and passionless as would-be franchise resurrections get.
Enda Mc Elduff
It astounds me that someone can have such a diametrically opposed opinion on this film to me. This is by no metric a "bad" film, the actors, script, screenplay and storyline are all first class if you'll pardon the pun. How anyone could sit through this and not enjoy it is simply beyond my comprehension. I can only attribute it to prejudice against the source material, critics may think that by lambasting a film for that reason makes them seem intellectually refined but in actuality it betrays a pettiness and lack of integrity.
Jun 7 - 06:35 AM
Hipsters don't have a sense of humor, so this review was sort of redundant.
Jun 11 - 04:50 PM
Just another in a line of boring flying submarine movies.
Jun 12 - 12:29 AM
You have no taste in movies.
Jun 20 - 03:33 PM
Ah, who cares what you think? You're a douche movie critic.
Jun 13 - 02:59 PM
Lacking a single memorable striking image??? What the fuck do you call a submarine being lifted out of the Caribbean Sea???
Jun 17 - 09:53 PM
When, oh when, will comic book movie fans become mature enough to NOT flip out about negative reviews? When, I ask you? WHEN???
Jun 20 - 04:06 PM
This movie was balls. End of story.
Jun 22 - 09:15 AM
I think there's a mistake in the plot, Mystique transformed into Shaw whithout seeing him nor the helmet ( I wish this doesn't count as a spoiler )
Also, how did they leave the island at the end, their plane was brocken, they were surrounded by ships from all directions, how the hell did they escape?
These were the 2 jokes I liked the most, it's wrong to say they were lacking one. Half of the movie was a joke, but the other half make up for it.
Jun 22 - 04:02 PM
.........I believe you have never watched a movie before.... or a good one at that
Jun 28 - 11:15 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-3qnR3n-fc i will never forget this lmao....
Jun 29 - 06:39 AM
HA HA HA!!! This review is a memorable joke.
Jul 8 - 07:59 PM
Either you accidentally watched Transformers: Dark of the Moon instead, or you are an ignorant idiot. Here's what we're going to do. I'm going to count to three, and I'm going to move the coin. One... two... three...
Jul 20 - 04:51 PM
Written by a 7th grader. I'm sorry you cant get by the obvious notion that this was written by a 13 year old. If Tommy Wiseau and my 7 year old nephew got together they could have created a movie with the same amount of emotional output. Between the cheesy motivational speeches and 30 seconds to resolve any serious internal conflict, it seems as if towards the end the writers where in a hurry and just wanted to finish this god awful script so they could meet a deadline. With the exceptions of a few decent action scenes ( Which the audience almost deserves after expecting something better from a multi-million dollar motion picture) this movie lacks.... Cohesiveness and almost everything else. Don't Bash the only sane person left upon this website. Everyone else has seriously ruined the reputation of rotten tomatoes by supporting this.... Cinematic Coup. It's misleading.
Aug 2 - 08:59 PM
this critic is a moron
Sep 9 - 08:45 AM
Sure it's lacking on jokes, but passionless? This movie is clearly anything BUT passionless. This movie is one of the most dramatic and passionate movies I've ever seen.
Sep 27 - 05:17 PM
"First Class" sounds nothing like "Funny Class". The Genre is Drama, Action, Adventure, Science Fiction, and Fantasy. Where do you see comedy anywhere in there? And I thought the scene with wolverine was pretty effin funny.
Oct 1 - 01:55 PM
people people people, calm down. you have to understand that this is a broad speaking...she literally doesnt count and her opinion goes about as far as her twat. its ok not to listen to her
Oct 12 - 11:39 AM