With the release of Fast & Furious this Friday, Vin Diesel joins the elite ranks of actors who have starred in franchises that have spun off more than two sequels. Now that Vin is rubbing shoulders with such lucky thesps as Robert Englund, Bill Shatner, and Kane Hodder, we thought this week would be the perfect time to devote an installment of Total Recall to the Diesel filmography, and recount the critical high points of a journey that's taken him from bit player to $100 million-grossing star and multi-hyphenate media mogul. Get ready for plenty of action, folks -- it's Vin Diesel time!
Obviously, Diesel's films haven't always enjoyed the kindest reviews -- his overall Tomatometer is a rather depressing 21 percent -- but as much as we might like to chuckle at critical turkeys like The Pacifier and Babylon A.D., the truth is that he's always been much more ambitious than some of his script choices might indicate; though there's no getting around the fact that this list is bogged down with questionable fare like 2002's Knockaround Guys, it would be unfair not to give Diesel credit for the positive reviews he's earned while starring in critical duds (Find Me Guilty), the unqualified bright spots on his resume (The Iron Giant), or the surprisingly long list of behind-the-scenes credits he's amassed. So let's give Vin his due, shall we? Here, without further delay, are the 10 best-reviewed movies of Mr. Diesel's career!
10. Knockaround Guys
Released after years in limbo in order to take advantage of Diesel's newfound popularity in the wake of Pitch Black and The Fast and the Furious, Brian Koppelman and David Levien's Knockaround Guys presented -- on paper, anyway -- an interesting twist on the gangster action comedy genre, fusing mob warfare and frontier justice via a plot that sent a pack of wiseguys to a small Montana town in pursuit of a missing bag of money. Despite this relatively novel premise, and a cast that included generally reliable character actors like Seth Green, John Malkovich, and Dennis Hopper, Knockaround received a fate worthy of its title, landing with a thud at the box office and dropping to 20 percent on the Tomatometer thanks to reviews from critics like Movie Eye's Frank Ochieng, who wrote, "It may not be instantly forgettable, but it comes close."
9. The Pacifier
Ever since Arnold screamed "It's not a tumor!" action stars have known that the quickest path from squinty-eyed genre hero to bona fide box office royalty has been taking a role in a family flick that uses its star's beefy bod to comedic effect. Yes, it's the quickest path -- but notice we didn't say it's a failsafe one: for every Kindergarten Cop or The Game Plan, there's a Mr. Nanny...or The Pacifier, Vin Diesel's entry into the kiddie pool. As a Navy SEAL who ends up babysitting his dead partner's five children (and directing a high school production of The Sound of Music in the process), Diesel did well enough to earn begrudging admiration from some critics (like Jim Schembri of the Sydney Morning Herald, who complimented him for "[working] hard with a cast of great kids") -- and take the movie over $100 million at the box office -- but all in all, it was a complete critical dud. "Per its title," wrote Nigel Floyd of Time Out, "The Pacifier will lull you to sleep."
8. The Chronicles of Riddick
Four years after the surprise success of Pitch Black helped make him a star, Diesel returned to the role of the frequently goggled escaped convict Richard B. Riddick for The Chronicles of Riddick, a sequel that added $82 million to its predecessor's budget in return for a more expansive storyline, better special effects, and the most inexplicable appearance of Dame Judi Dench's long and distinguished career. Riddick cracked the $100 million mark, ekeing out a small return on Universal's investment, but after Pitch Black, audiences and critics were expecting something more from the second installment of writer/director David Twohy's sci-fi franchise. "It's no Battlefield Earth," wrote Empire's Ian Nathan, "but it's no Dune either. And no, before you ask, it's not destined to be a cult classic."
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Superzone writes: on Apr 02 2009 08:50 AM I've never really liked Vin Diesel that much, but he's an OK actor and Saving Private Ryan and The Iron Giant are two of my all time favorite films. (Reply to this) |
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CFM writes: on Apr 02 2009 08:57 AM He was awesome in Pitch Black, and Pitch Black was awesome. I've barely heard of The Iron Giant. 97%? I should give that one a look. Saving Private Ryan got 92%. So that means 8% of people didn't like it? WTF? Someone needs a beat'n. (Reply to this) |
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Astro C. writes: on Apr 02 2009 09:00 AM I like Diesel. I think he hasn't yet found his niche though. He should do more serious action stuff like maybe step into the boots of the next Jack Ryan film? (Reply to this) |
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JUDGE DREDD writes: on Apr 02 2009 10:12 AM In reply to this comment (#2407699) Iron Giant is a great little film. And I agree, the 8% of people that didnt like Private Ryan surely do deserve a beatdown. Vin Diesel, is one of those actors that is kinda disliked in general like Nic Cage, and Stratham, but when you end up seeing the movie he's in, it generally entertains you at the time of watching. But not enough to recomend to others. IMO. He was ok in XXX but the silly motorbike stunt ruined that film. I think Riddick was good, and pitch black. Not too sure about The Pacifier though, i never saw that film. lol He does however have an onscreen presence. And i think he has yet to have a role that is made for him. (Reply to this) |
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JojoTR writes: on Apr 02 2009 10:19 AM I'm sure that 8% also kept Ryan from winning best picture. Brad Bird is Disney's awesome cousin. He stops by, helps you get the girl and is gone only to return sometime later to help you get a better girl. He can turn anyone into a true artist. (Reply to this) |
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willpower writes: on Apr 02 2009 12:16 PM I gotta admit I like the guy. He has an undeniable screen presence and a sorta macho yet likeable vibe to him. Chronicles is way underrated and I am looking forward to another installment from the Riddock universe. (Reply to this) |
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cypress550 writes: on Apr 02 2009 02:09 PM the iron giant was good and of course saving private ryan was an awesome movie. i also liked pitch black and riddick. boiler room was a decent movie. (Reply to this) |
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Accursed A. writes: on Apr 02 2009 02:31 PM I liked The Fast and the Furious, Pitch Black, Iron Giant, xXx, and Boiler Room among his starring vehicles(SPR is not a headliner for him, so I'm not counting it). Indifferent about The Pacifier, A Man Apart, Find Me Guilty and Knockaround Guys. Hated Babylon AD and Chronicles of Riddick. So he's 5/11(45%) with me... (Reply to this) |
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rickxcx writes: on Apr 02 2009 02:49 PM cīmon, mr. diesel is awesome, yes he has done a lot of bad movies, but in the end heīs a great guy, and he gave us butcher bay (Reply to this) |
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ledawg1138 writes: on Apr 02 2009 03:25 PM "The Iron Giant" is excellent. See it ASAP (Reply to this) |
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Zengine writes: on Apr 02 2009 03:33 PM I love Vin, but I won't watch most of the crap he puts out. He needs to be a part of some better movies. (Reply to this) |
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FinalDestination019 writes: on Apr 02 2009 03:35 PM He has made some pretty bad movies, but he is actually a good actor when the movie is good. He was excellent in SPR, even though he was the least prominent of the 8 men, and I think The Iron Giant is one of the most underrated animated films ever. (Reply to this) |
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Castle91 writes: on Apr 02 2009 03:37 PM I like Pitch Black. Iron Giant is a great classic animated. Accursed is right, he had a minor partial part in Saving Private Ryan. XXX was okay, and Knockaround Guys was the same. Haven't seen Boiler Room or Find Me Guilty. The Pacifier was utterly ridiculous, but not without its (very few) charms. I still need to see The Fast & The Furious 1 & 2. He seems like a great guy, but he just hasn't hit that groove yet. He's too much of a thespian-type to be an action star all the time (Reply to this) |
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Sean W. writes: on Apr 02 2009 03:51 PM In reply to this comment (#2408114) I agree with most of what you've said, but I'd had to laugh when you described him as a "thespian-type" actor. Yes, I think of him acting alongside Kenneth Brannagh and Anthony Hopkins. (Reply to this) |
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Jeremy I. writes: on Apr 02 2009 04:11 PM You know hes a bad actor when he only has three fresh movies. (Reply to this) |
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mscodpiece writes: on Apr 02 2009 04:26 PM i loved the Iron Giant! It is his best film to day. (Reply to this) |
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oddjob323 writes: on Apr 02 2009 04:33 PM Vin Diesel, ftl. Jason Statham, ftw. (Reply to this) |
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snickerskicker writes: on Apr 02 2009 04:51 PM In reply to this comment (#2408165) Are you serious? I'm not the biggest fan of either action star, but at least Diesel has had a movie break the 80% range. Statham doesn't know how to say no to a script and ends up making crappy sequels to his already crappy movies, or making crappy movies with Uwe Boll. (Reply to this) |
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King Thor writes: on Apr 02 2009 04:52 PM I can't believe they showed the Dodge Charger being totalled at the end of the fast and furious trailer!! Made me remember how much I enjoyed that movie though. Pitch Black was good too. I agree that he hasn't quite found his niche yet, and that he should be in more serious action roles like a Tom Clancy or Robert Ludlum type movie or like Saving Private Ryan...you know, and action movie that is actually good. (Reply to this) |
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Collin W. writes: on Apr 02 2009 04:56 PM I thought this whole segment was a joke at first, an ode to Vin Diesel's fantastic acting career. But to give him credit he has made some large box office money off these movies.... If you can set aside the fact that he has starred in terrible movies. (Reply to this) |
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