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You I Love (Ya lyublyu tebya)

You I Love (Ya lyublyu tebya) (2003)

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Average Rating: 5.4/10
Critic Reviews: 15
Fresh: 6 | Rotten: 9

A clumsy, overly stylized would-be satire.

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Two may be company, but three is more than anyone counted on in this outrageous comedy from Russia. Timofei (Evgeny Koryakovsky) is a successful advertising executive based in Moscow who is involved in a satisfying relationship with Vera (Lyubov Tolkalina), the host of a television news show; however, their relationship takes an unexpected turn when one night Timofei runs into Uloomji (Damir Badmaev), an attractive young man of Kalmyk descent, with his car. Timofei finds himself strongly

Aug 16, 2005

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It's certainly no surprise that the best apology Timofei can manage for the heartbroken Vera involves repeating lines from a bad television soap opera.

May 6, 2005 Full Review Source: Miami Herald
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The fault lies in an anemic script and misguided attempts by co-directors Olga Stolpovskaya and Dmitry Troitsky to seem hip by using lots of quick cuts.

April 1, 2005 Full Review Source: San Francisco Chronicle
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The film comes off as little more than a shock-value exercise.

March 24, 2005 Full Review Source: Dallas Morning News
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To say the epilogue strains credibility is a kindness. The filmmakers seem set on a happy ending, no matter what the story itself is telling them.

March 10, 2005 Full Review Source: Chicago Tribune
Chicago Tribune
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Though the progress of this ill-matched love triangle is fun to follow in its self-consciously wacky way, the movie's chief pleasures, at least to a Western eye, are anthropological.

February 14, 2005 Full Review Source: L.A. Weekly
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A clumsily drawn, poorly acted love triangle.

February 14, 2005 Full Review Source: Variety
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Sizzling premise loses steam

January 9, 2006 Full Review Source: JWR

shows us a Russia we don't often get to see

October 27, 2005 Full Review Source: Filmcritic.com
Filmcritic.com

Stolpovskaya's story of bisexual desire does not hold up its narrative end.

June 30, 2005
South Florida Sun-Sentinel

The movie's choppy MTV-style edits seem to be covering up a lack of focus in the characters' motivations.

June 24, 2005
Salt Lake Tribune

None of the performers leaves much of an impression...and the stylistic tricks, while visually interesting, aren't enough to compensate.

April 7, 2005

...like an implausible, superficial knock-off of a Pedro Amolodovar flick.

March 31, 2005 Full Review Source: SPLICEDWire
SPLICEDWire

Rather trite and passe, not to mention overwrought and narratively chaotic...this is one 'Love' that's easy to resist.

March 26, 2005 Full Review Source: One Guy's Opinion
One Guy's Opinion

The whole thing has a dour resolve that undermines its attempts at humor.

March 25, 2005 Full Review Source: Dallas Observer
Dallas Observer

The characters are likeable so you don't mind following them on their adventures, even when the destination isn't exactly clear.

March 25, 2005 Full Review Source: TheMovieChicks.com

What was intended as a breezy multiple romance gets swamped by editorial turbulence.

February 15, 2005 Full Review Source: Cinema Signals
Cinema Signals

A fascinating peek at post-Iron Curtain sexual mores and their gradual shift toward gay inclusion.

February 11, 2005 Full Review Source: E! Online
E! Online

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