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You I Love (Ya lyublyu tebya) (2003)

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Average Rating: 5.3/10
Critic Reviews: 13
Fresh: 5 | Rotten: 8

A clumsy, overly stylized would-be satire.

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Two may be company, but three is more than anyone counted on in this outrageous comedy from Russia. Timofei (Evgeny Koryakovsky) is a successful advertising executive based in Moscow who is involved in a satisfying relationship with Vera (Lyubov Tolkalina), the host of a television news show; however, their relationship takes an unexpected turn when one night Timofei runs into Uloomji (Damir Badmaev), an attractive young man of Kalmyk descent, with his car. Timofei finds himself strongly

Aug 16, 2005

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All Critics (37) | Top Critics (14) | Fresh (10) | Rotten (20) | DVD (1)

The fault lies in an anemic script and misguided attempts by co-directors Olga Stolpovskaya and Dmitry Troitsky to seem hip by using lots of quick cuts.

April 1, 2005 Full Review Source: San Francisco Chronicle | Comment
San Francisco Chronicle
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The film comes off as little more than a shock-value exercise.

March 24, 2005 Full Review Source: Dallas Morning News | Comment
Dallas Morning News
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To say the epilogue strains credibility is a kindness. The filmmakers seem set on a happy ending, no matter what the story itself is telling them.

March 10, 2005 Full Review Source: Chicago Tribune | Comment
Chicago Tribune
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A clumsily drawn, poorly acted love triangle.

February 14, 2005 Full Review Source: Variety | Comment
Variety
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Wavers between would-be satire and romantic drama, inhabiting neither mode convincingly.

February 14, 2005 Comment
Hollywood Reporter
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The film starts as an entertaining postmodern take on bedroom farce but quickly becomes the kind of sprawling, unpredictable and sexually charged tale associated with Pedro Almodóvar, but without the storytelling discipline.

February 11, 2005 Full Review Source: Houston Chronicle | Comment
Houston Chronicle
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Sizzling premise loses steam

January 9, 2006 Full Review Source: JWR | Comment

shows us a Russia we don't often get to see

October 27, 2005 Full Review Source: Filmcritic.com | Comment
Filmcritic.com

Stolpovskaya's story of bisexual desire does not hold up its narrative end.

June 30, 2005 Comment
South Florida Sun-Sentinel

The movie's choppy MTV-style edits seem to be covering up a lack of focus in the characters' motivations.

June 24, 2005 Comment
Salt Lake Tribune

It's certainly no surprise that the best apology Timofei can manage for the heartbroken Vera involves repeating lines from a bad television soap opera.

May 6, 2005 Full Review Source: Miami Herald | Comment
Miami Herald

None of the performers leaves much of an impression...and the stylistic tricks, while visually interesting, aren't enough to compensate.

April 7, 2005 Comment

...like an implausible, superficial knock-off of a Pedro Amolodovar flick.

March 31, 2005 Full Review Source: SPLICEDWire | Comment
SPLICEDWire

Rather trite and passe, not to mention overwrought and narratively chaotic...this is one 'Love' that's easy to resist.

March 26, 2005 Full Review Source: One Guy's Opinion | Comment
One Guy's Opinion

The whole thing has a dour resolve that undermines its attempts at humor.

March 25, 2005 Full Review Source: Dallas Observer | Comment
Dallas Observer

The characters are likeable so you don't mind following them on their adventures, even when the destination isn't exactly clear.

March 25, 2005 Full Review Source: TheMovieChicks.com | Comment
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Audience Reviews for You I Love (Ya lyublyu tebya)

A magically queer and romantic love triangle from of all places, Russia. Damir Badmajew is ADORABLE!!

September 12, 2006
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