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You I Love (2005)

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Reviews Counted:30

Fresh:10

Rotten:20

Average Rating:5/10

Consensus: A clumsy, overly stylized would-be satire.

Rated: Not Rated [See Full Rating] Sexual situations

Runtime: 83 mins

Genre: Foreign Films

Theatrical Release:Nov 19, 2004 Limited

Synopsis: This delightful Russian feature combines hilarious comedy, witty social commentary, and a sexy love story in an all-too-rare combination that is as thought-provoking as it is fun! Timofei is an... This delightful Russian feature combines hilarious comedy, witty social commentary, and a sexy love story in an all-too-rare combination that is as thought-provoking as it is fun! Timofei is an ad executive in a top Russian advertising firm in Moscow. The author of successful TV marketing campaigns, he is less sure-footed as the author of his own inner life. He’s great with a jingle, but his mind wanders on the job, looking for something besides “cola” to get excited about. When he meets oddball beauty Vera in the commissary of his office building, he finds something fascinating about her: a glamorous news anchorwoman, but absent-minded, quirky and a food fetishist. (Perhap she is subject to the all-too-effective type of advertising that Timofei purveys!) Willing lunch buddies, Vera and Timofei soon spiral into a dating cycle. The affection they share mitigates the crazy pace of their professional lives, and they seem to have found a counterbalance for life’s confusion in each other’s eyes. Whack! Everything changes when Timofei’s car collides with young Uloomji, a young Kalmyk day worker who spends most of his time sweeping cages in the Moscow zoo. Uloomji entertains dreams of making his mark as a circus performer (indeed, he was practicing a balancing act on a fence when he fell in the path of Timofei’s car.) Reviving at the scene of the accident, Uloomji realizes a new ideal upon his first sight of Timofei: to become the boyfriend of this strange, buttoned-down dreamboat. Recuperating in Timofei’s well-appointed apartment, Uloomji soon regains his strength and initiates a delightfully uninhibited attack on the new object of his desire – using all the acrobatics of his chosen (circus) career to pin down his prey. Bemused by the freedom and unpredictability of this strange boy, Timofei swings in a new direction… and Uloomji’s romantic dream comes true! Now Vera is on the outside looking in, but she’s still just lonely enough to explore a friendship with the newly-bonded boyfriends, accompanying them on various dating misadventures. Together, the three constitute an eccentric but ultimately accepting pseudo-family. But when Uloomji’s family members track him down at Timofei’s apartment, their scandalized interventions threaten to bring the whole relationship asunder, and spoil a lot of fun. This zany, fast-paced run through modern-day sexual attitudes also shows a Russia seldom seen in movies: reeling under the sugar-high of capitalistic excess, and with fissures constantly forming in monolithic social and sexual categories. Offering humor and romance in abundance, as well as winning performances, eye-popping production design and sprightly direction by Olga Stolpovskaya and Dmitry Troitsky, YOU I LOVE is a rare delight. A breezy comedy of manners, set in Moscow, about three strangers from very different walks of life (a female news anchor, a male ad executive and a young man who works in the zoo). These three form a fast-evolving relationship as friends and lovers, upending tradition and responding to the craziness of daily life in modern Russia. -- © Picture This! Entertainment [More]


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05/26/06
Jeffrey M. Anderson
Jeffrey M. Anderson
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02/09/06
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Sizzling premise loses steam

Full Review Source: JWR | comment Comment
01/09/06
S. James Wegg
S. James Wegg
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shows us a Russia we don’t often get to see

Full Review Source: Filmcritic.com | comment Comment
10/27/05
Don Willmott
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N/R

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09/26/05
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Stolpovskaya's story of bisexual desire does not hold up its narrative end.

Full Review Source: South Florida Sun-Sentinel | comment Comment
06/30/05
Laura Kelly
Laura Kelly
South Florida Sun-Sentinel
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06/25/05
Deseret News, Salt Lake City
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The movie's choppy MTV-style edits seem to be covering up a lack of focus in the characters' motivations.

Full Review Source: Salt Lake Tribune | comment Comment
06/24/05
Sean Means
Sean Means
Salt Lake Tribune
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05/14/05
Denver Post
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It's certainly no surprise that the best apology Timofei can manage for the heartbroken Vera involves repeating lines from a bad television soap opera.

Full Review Source: Miami Herald | comment Comment
05/06/05
Peter Debruge
Peter Debruge
Miami Herald

None of the performers leaves much of an impression...and the stylistic tricks, while visually interesting, aren’t enough to compensate.

Full Review Source: Los Angeles CityBeat | comment Comment
04/07/05
Andy Klein
Andy Klein
Los Angeles CityBeat

The fault lies in an anemic script and misguided attempts by co-directors Olga Stolpovskaya and Dmitry Troitsky to seem hip by using lots of quick cuts.

Full Review Source: San Francisco Chronicle | comment Comment
04/01/05
Ruthe Stein
Ruthe Stein
San Francisco Chronicle
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...like an implausible, superficial knock-off of a Pedro Amolodovar flick.

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03/31/05
Rob Blackwelder
Rob Blackwelder
SPLICEDWire

Rather trite and passe, not to mention overwrought and narratively chaotic...this is one 'Love' that's easy to resist.

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03/26/05
Frank Swietek
Frank Swietek
One Guy's Opinion

The whole thing has a dour resolve that undermines its attempts at humor.

Full Review Source: Dallas Observer | comment Comment
03/25/05
Bill Gallo
Bill Gallo
Dallas Observer

The characters are likeable so you don't mind following them on their adventures, even when the destination isn't exactly clear.

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03/25/05
Cherryl Dawson and Leigh Ann Palone
Cherryl Dawson and Leigh Ann Palone
TheMovieChicks.com

The film comes off as little more than a shock-value exercise.

Full Review Source: Dallas Morning News | comment Comment
03/24/05
Mario Tarradell
Mario Tarradell
Dallas Morning News
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To say the epilogue strains credibility is a kindness. The filmmakers seem set on a happy ending, no matter what the story itself is telling them.

Full Review Source: Chicago Tribune | comment Comment
03/10/05
Achy Obejas
Achy Obejas
Chicago Tribune
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What was intended as a breezy multiple romance gets swamped by editorial turbulence.

Full Review Source: Cinema Signals | comment Comment
02/15/05
Jules Brenner
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