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You I Love (2005)

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Reviews Counted:30

Fresh:10

Rotten:20

Average Rating:5/10

Consensus: A clumsy, overly stylized would-be satire.

Rated: Not Rated [See Full Rating] Sexual situations

Runtime: 83 mins

Genre: Foreign Films

Theatrical Release:Nov 19, 2004 Limited

Synopsis: This delightful Russian feature combines hilarious comedy, witty social commentary, and a sexy love story in an all-too-rare combination that is as thought-provoking as it is fun! Timofei is an... This delightful Russian feature combines hilarious comedy, witty social commentary, and a sexy love story in an all-too-rare combination that is as thought-provoking as it is fun! Timofei is an ad executive in a top Russian advertising firm in Moscow. The author of successful TV marketing campaigns, he is less sure-footed as the author of his own inner life. He’s great with a jingle, but his mind wanders on the job, looking for something besides “cola” to get excited about. When he meets oddball beauty Vera in the commissary of his office building, he finds something fascinating about her: a glamorous news anchorwoman, but absent-minded, quirky and a food fetishist. (Perhap she is subject to the all-too-effective type of advertising that Timofei purveys!) Willing lunch buddies, Vera and Timofei soon spiral into a dating cycle. The affection they share mitigates the crazy pace of their professional lives, and they seem to have found a counterbalance for life’s confusion in each other’s eyes. Whack! Everything changes when Timofei’s car collides with young Uloomji, a young Kalmyk day worker who spends most of his time sweeping cages in the Moscow zoo. Uloomji entertains dreams of making his mark as a circus performer (indeed, he was practicing a balancing act on a fence when he fell in the path of Timofei’s car.) Reviving at the scene of the accident, Uloomji realizes a new ideal upon his first sight of Timofei: to become the boyfriend of this strange, buttoned-down dreamboat. Recuperating in Timofei’s well-appointed apartment, Uloomji soon regains his strength and initiates a delightfully uninhibited attack on the new object of his desire – using all the acrobatics of his chosen (circus) career to pin down his prey. Bemused by the freedom and unpredictability of this strange boy, Timofei swings in a new direction… and Uloomji’s romantic dream comes true! Now Vera is on the outside looking in, but she’s still just lonely enough to explore a friendship with the newly-bonded boyfriends, accompanying them on various dating misadventures. Together, the three constitute an eccentric but ultimately accepting pseudo-family. But when Uloomji’s family members track him down at Timofei’s apartment, their scandalized interventions threaten to bring the whole relationship asunder, and spoil a lot of fun. This zany, fast-paced run through modern-day sexual attitudes also shows a Russia seldom seen in movies: reeling under the sugar-high of capitalistic excess, and with fissures constantly forming in monolithic social and sexual categories. Offering humor and romance in abundance, as well as winning performances, eye-popping production design and sprightly direction by Olga Stolpovskaya and Dmitry Troitsky, YOU I LOVE is a rare delight. A breezy comedy of manners, set in Moscow, about three strangers from very different walks of life (a female news anchor, a male ad executive and a young man who works in the zoo). These three form a fast-evolving relationship as friends and lovers, upending tradition and responding to the craziness of daily life in modern Russia. -- © Picture This! Entertainment [More]


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09/26/05
AV Club

A film with remarkably little to recommend it.

Full Review Source: Boxoffice Magazine | comment Comment
12/05/04
Jordan Reed
Jordan Reed
Boxoffice Magazine

To say the epilogue strains credibility is a kindness. The filmmakers seem set on a happy ending, no matter what the story itself is telling them.

Full Review Source: Chicago Tribune | comment Comment
03/10/05
Achy Obejas
Achy Obejas
Chicago Tribune

What was intended as a breezy multiple romance gets swamped by editorial turbulence.

Full Review Source: Cinema Signals | comment Comment
02/15/05
Jules Brenner
Jules Brenner
Cinema Signals
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Full Review Source: Combustible Celluloid | comment Comment
05/26/06
Jeffrey M. Anderson
Jeffrey M. Anderson
Combustible Celluloid

The film comes off as little more than a shock-value exercise.

Full Review Source: Dallas Morning News | comment Comment
03/24/05
Mario Tarradell
Mario Tarradell
Dallas Morning News

The whole thing has a dour resolve that undermines its attempts at humor.

Full Review Source: Dallas Observer | comment Comment
03/25/05
Bill Gallo
Bill Gallo
Dallas Observer
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05/14/05
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Full Review Source: Deseret News, Salt Lake City | comment Comment
06/25/05
Deseret News, Salt Lake City

A fascinating peek at post-Iron Curtain sexual mores and their gradual shift toward gay inclusion.

Full Review Source: E! Online | comment Comment
02/11/05
E! Online

You I Love is a fascinating adventure of the heart featuring three hip Muscovites and their unlikely love affair.

Full Review Source: Entertainment Insiders | comment Comment
11/22/04
Jonathan W. Hickman
Jonathan W. Hickman
Entertainment Insiders

The film is rife with 'off-hand' choppy editing, 'impromptu' camerawork and sudden bursts of eccentric, joie de vivre behavior on the part of their cast which all seem very 1963.

Full Review Source: Film Journal International | comment Comment
12/08/04
David Noh
David Noh
Film Journal International

shows us a Russia we don’t often get to see

Full Review Source: Filmcritic.com | comment Comment
10/27/05
Don Willmott
Don Willmott
Filmcritic.com

Wavers between would-be satire and romantic drama, inhabiting neither mode convincingly.

Full Review Source: Hollywood Reporter | comment Comment
02/14/05
Sheri Linden
Sheri Linden
Hollywood Reporter

The film starts as an entertaining postmodern take on bedroom farce but quickly becomes the kind of sprawling, unpredictable and sexually charged tale associated with Pedro Almodóvar, but without the storytelling discipline.

Full Review Source: Houston Chronicle | comment Comment
02/11/05
Eric Harrison
Eric Harrison
Houston Chronicle
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Sizzling premise loses steam

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01/09/06
S. James Wegg
S. James Wegg
JWR

Though the progress of this ill-matched love triangle is fun to follow in its self-consciously wacky way, the movie's chief pleasures, at least to a Western eye, are anthropological.

Full Review Source: L.A. Weekly | comment Comment
02/14/05
Ella Taylor
Ella Taylor
L.A. Weekly

None of the performers leaves much of an impression...and the stylistic tricks, while visually interesting, aren’t enough to compensate.

Full Review Source: Los Angeles CityBeat | comment Comment
04/07/05
Andy Klein
Andy Klein
Los Angeles CityBeat

Suggests that Russia is such a progressive society these days that homophobia can be treated in jaunty fashion as a joke, something that's harmless and transitory. This strains credibility.

Full Review Source: Los Angeles Times | comment Comment
02/10/05
Kevin Thomas
Kevin Thomas
Los Angeles Times
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It's certainly no surprise that the best apology Timofei can manage for the heartbroken Vera involves repeating lines from a bad television soap opera.

Full Review Source: Miami Herald | comment Comment
05/06/05
Peter Debruge
Peter Debruge
Miami Herald
 
 
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