Strictly by the numbers, with pain-free pratfalls mixing freely with moments of diabetic-coma inducing sap. (Are there montages set to Top-40 hits? You bet.)
Yours, Mine, & Ours (2005)
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Reviews Counted:102
Fresh:5
Rotten:97
Average Rating:3.2/10
Consensus: The initial set-up is unbelievable, the plotting is predictable and stale, and the comedy depends on repetitive pratfalls that soon get old.
Theatrical Release:Nov 23, 2005 Wide
Box Office: $53,359,917
Synopsis: Based on a film from 1968 (that starred Lucille Ball and Henry Fonda), this is a family comedy about two huge families that come together to create total chaos. Helen (Renee Russo) is the... Based on a film from 1968 (that starred Lucille Ball and Henry Fonda), this is a family comedy about two huge families that come together to create total chaos. Helen (Renee Russo) is the free-spirited mother of ten, including six adopted children of various races. Meanwhile, Admiral Frank Beardsley (Dennis Quaid) has eight well-trained Anglo Saxon overachievers, including a class president shoo-in (Sean Faris), a cheerleader (Katija Pevec) and a pair of sugar-addict twins (Brecken and Bridger Palmer). Among those on Helen's free-spirit side are a cute guitar-playing hipster chick (Danielle Panabaker), a sullen emo boy (Drake Bell), a rapper (Lil' JJ), a hissy-fit throwing young Asian fashion designer (Lao North), twins from India (Jennifer and Jessica Habib), and a potbellied pig. When Helen and Frank impulsively wed after reuniting at a class reunion, their differing clans resent suddenly having to share bedrooms and bathroom time with such polar opposites. Devious plans are hatched, wars waged, and very few heads escape being doused with paint or other thick gooey matter, especially poor Frank's, whose regimented military mind can hardly fathom the complexities of so many run-amok age groups. Luckily, Quaid is playing the role, and he's great at mixing broad comedy with parental authority. Russo is also strong here--still sexy as ever--and the sophisticated romantic chemistry she manages to squeeze in with Quaid between pratfalls should keep the parents happy. Raja Gosnell's (BIG MOMMA'S HOUSE) direction seems to be working overtime to provide something fun for every age, and he mostly succeeds. And any film with Linda Hunt as a martini-swilling housekeeper can't be all bad. [More]
Starring: Rene Russo, Dennis Quaid, Linda Hunt, Amber Tamblyn
Starring: Rene Russo, Dennis Quaid, Linda Hunt, Amber Tamblyn, Sean Faris, Dean Patrick Jones, Rip Torn, Drake Bell
Director: Raja Gosnell
Director: Raja Gosnell
Screenwriter: Ron Burch
Producer: Robert Simonds, Richard Suckle
Screenwriter: David Kidd
Producer: Tracey Trench
Composer: Christopher Beck
Studio: Paramount Pictures
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Reviews for Yours, Mine, & Ours
It drips with such sickening sweetness that exhibitors should pass out complimentary mouthwash.
Any potential has been covered over in a thick layer of disgusting green slime and unmistakable Nickelodeon orange paint.
We needed the oversized and relentlessly insipid family comedy Yours, Mine & Ours much like a terrorist needs tips on how to scare finicky preschoolers.
Eighteen kids. Two parents. One sassy nanny and a potbellied pig. And not a single laugh among them.
A remake of the 1968 Lucille Ball-Henry Fonda vehicle, Raja Gosnell's version is less a movie than a series of kids-in-an-uproar scenes.
An uninspired, unoriginal and unnecessary movie with less intelligence and laughs than the very worst Full House episode.
Yes, this groaner retreads the ground of the middling-at-best 1968 movie of the same name.
Those scenes of everyday chaos that were so charming in the original are few here, alas.
I just think there are far superior holiday films the family can enjoy.
Culture clash, the military organizer versus Ms. 'Free to be you and me,' makes for some cute bits, most of them slapstick. There just aren't enough of them.
The movie slowly progresses in predictable fashion, with every misunderstanding (and final rapprochement) carefully choreographed.
So snug, airtight and insulated from reality that the nice, well-scrubbed Cheaper by the Dozen seems almost rambunctious by comparison.
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