A gore bore. "Barf bags" were handed out to people paying to see this in theaters. No-Doze would have been more appropriate.
To a guy surnamed O%u2019Learly a movie directed by a guy surnamed Fulci would be boring. A guy named O%u2019Malley walked into my dad%u2019s funeral home and said he%u2019d been in mortuaries but never a funeral home before. Another guy told he liked all kinds of music except reggae and rap, he said, %u201Creggae and rap we %u2018rent really musical forms anyway.%u201D Some people carry a view of things being either correct or incorrect. Could I ever trust O%u2019Leary to give Zombie a fair shot? No. If O%u2019Leary was given a choice between someone named John McCain and somebody else named Barak Hussein Obama, I would bet O%u2019Leary would choose the %u201Csomeone%u201D named John McCain and O%u2019Leary would find a plethora of excuses to say a guy named Barak Obama would not be a good choice. The movie Zombie, like the name Obama is %u201Cirregular%u201D to O%u2019Leary and therefore not worthy of as much critical attention as a %u201Cregular%u201D sounding movie like %u201CThe Princess Bride%u201D or John McCain. The magic of Zombie is lost upon O%u2019Leary because O%u2019Leary blinds himself to Zombie%u2019s more interesting details. O%u2019Leary would shoot-down anything I say to defend Zombie. Could an O%u2019Leary vote against a McCain? No. Yet everybody is entitled to his or her opinion.GFT
Jul 14 - 09:06 PM
Don't even pretend like this movie is more than what it appears. "Dawn of the Dead" and "Night of the Living Dead" are the only zombie/social commentary movies you need to watch. This movie was boring. And way to throw in a nice red herring there. What do McCain and Obama have to do with this movie? Absolutely nothing!
Oct 22 - 08:23 AM
Did you see the same movie I did. They had flamethrowers!
Aug 14 - 07:30 AM
Really? Barf Bags? Some scenes are nasty, but I don't think anyone would barf over them.
Aug 31 - 07:37 PM