• Zoolander
    2 minutes 23 seconds
    Added: Jul 12, 2011


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Zoolander Reviews

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Roger Ebert
Chicago Sun-Times
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If the Malaysians made a comedy about the assassination of the president of the United States because of his opposition to slavery, it would seem approximately as funny to us as Zoolander would seem to them.

Full Review Source: Chicago Sun-Times | Original Score: 1/4

September 28, 2001
Michael Szymanski

I have two words for "Zoolander": Stoo Pid!

Full Review Source: Zap2it.com | Original Score: 1/4

August 29, 2003
Victoria Alexander

Satan agreed to shave 10 minutes off my time in Hell -- I sat through Zoolander (so you don't have to).

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September 26, 2001
Jim Lane
Sacramento News & Review

In a different world, the film would be just another five-minute skit blown up until it's not funny anymore; as it is, it's tasteless and offensive to boot.

Full Review Source: Sacramento News & Review | Original Score: 1/5

October 1, 2001
Joshua Tyler

A film with good intentions and fairly meaningless execution.

Full Review Source: CinemaBlend.com

August 12, 2002
Frank Ochieng
Movie Eye

...a fashion "mis"-statement -- Zoolander is a one-note joke who shouldn't have gone beyond the boundaries of a 4-H club skit being performed at a Shriner's convention.

Full Review Source: Movie Eye | Original Score: 2/4

March 4, 2002
Wally Hammond
Time Out
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A fashion spoof draped over the bones of a puerile conspiracy adventure, this vanity comedy fails at every level barring its incidental details.

Full Review Source: Time Out

October 18, 2008
Jeffrey Westhoff
Northwest Herald (Crystal Lake, IL)

Stiller obviously intended this to be silly, mindless fluff. It seldom rises above dumb and boring.

Full Review | Original Score: 2/4

June 20, 2002
Bob Bloom
Journal and Courier (Lafayette, IN)

Pure silliness, a no-brainer, just-sit-back-and-laugh feature.

Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/4

September 28, 2001
David N. Butterworth
Movie Boeuf

The most disappointing thing about Stiller's film is that all it appears to be saying is that male models don't seem to have a lot between the ears.

Full Review Source: Movie Boeuf | Original Score: 1.5/4

October 2, 2001

Si en verdad quiere pasar un buen rato, mejor rente un video o adquiera el soundtrack

Full Review Source: Moviola | Original Score: 1/4

October 29, 2001
Mark Caro
Chicago Tribune
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This comedy far exceeds the time span over which watching people acting dumb and making funny faces remains funny.

Full Review Source: Chicago Tribune | Original Score: 2/4

September 27, 2001
Lisa Schwarzbaum
Entertainment Weekly
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Even with the director hustling his cast like a fashion-show martinet, there's only so much cartoon emoting to be done before we're anticipating a TV commercial break.

Full Review Source: Entertainment Weekly | Original Score: C-

September 27, 2001
Desson Thomson
Washington Post
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Maybe another rewrite, maybe an extra writer, maybe a better concept...

| Original Score: 2.5/5

September 28, 2001
Robert Wilonsky
New Times

Stiller's third outing as feature-film director is as vacant as its protagonist's pretty (as if) head.

October 4, 2001
Tom Maurstad
Dallas Morning News
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Zoolander's superficial satire is more smarmy than charming.

Full Review Source: Dallas Morning News

September 28, 2001
David Keyes

...confuses comedy with general stupidity, allowing the characters to spout out lines of idiocy as if the effort is enough to warrant laughs.

Full Review Source: Cinemaphile.org | Original Score: 0.5/4

October 12, 2001
Brian Mckay

Where did the wit go? Where did the cleverness behind the laughter go? Gaylord Focker, help us! Mr. Furious, SAVE US!

Full Review Source: eFilmCritic.com | Original Score: 1/5

March 19, 2003

My two companions and I definitely laughed at certain points, and we generally admired the shrewd production design, but something important was missing.

Full Review | Original Score: 1.5

October 24, 2001
Elias Savada
Nitrate Online

Zoolander stands just below the middle of the crowd of "this-in-not-a-cerebral comedy" genre, no better, no worse.

Full Review Source: Nitrate Online | Original Score: 1.5/4

September 30, 2001

Ebert & Roeper
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October 4, 2001

Irish Times

November 30, 2001
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