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ABOUT
- Member Since
- November 2008
- Current Location
- In the valley beneath your skies.
- Hometown
- Monroe, MI
- Movie Character You Most Identify With
- D-FENS (Falling Down)
- Favorite Line From A Movie
- You've got me in a vendetta kind of mood. When you see the angels in Heaven, you tell them you never saw evil so singularly personified as you did in the face of the man who killed you.
- Favorite Scene From A Movie
- Long-take shoot-out in hospital: Hard Boiled
- Favorite Movie
- Apocalypse Now
- Favorite Actor
- Jon Hamm
- Favorite Director
- Future Me
- Celebrity Crush
- Mary Elizabeth Winstead
- Favorite Genre
- Tie: Action/Horror
- Favorite Critic
- Darron Aronofsky for calling Armond White an asshole.
- Best Movie Seat
- middle
- Favorite Movie Watching Snack
- Chili Dogs
- Favorite Movie Watching Drink
- Arnold Palmer
- When I'm not watching movies, I'm...
- writing scripts, making sure nobody's squatting at foreclosed houses, selling dumb people 720p TV's and telling them they're great.
- Fresh or Rotten
- rotten
RATINGS (82)
Koroshiya 1 (Ichi the Killer) (2001) |
80% |
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Hobo With a Shotgun (2011) |
80% |
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Faster (2010) |
20% |
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Irreversible (2002) |
50% |
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Inception (2010) |
100% |
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REVIEWS (32)
Hobo With a Shotgun (2011)
I highly suggest you don't watch this alone; the film just isn't as satisfying if you can't turn to the person next to you for a glimpse of shock and ... More
Faster (2010)
Once you've seen The Rock play a movie star with amnesia, a football player with an adorable daughter, or a tooth fairy, it's hard to take him serious... More
Disaster Movie (2008)
It's been a while since I've written a review for a terrible movie. So here we go.
Technicallly, I didn't pay to see this movie. It was on Showtime...
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Ed Wood (1994)
This movie has sky-rocketed into my Top 10. And to think that a few months ago, I had never even heard of this movie. But I'm glad that I did discover... More
Avatar (2009)
Hey, whoa! Look who showed up late to the party! Yeah yeah, shame on me for waiting THIS long to watch one of the most anticipated movies of all time.... More
MOVIE LISTS (1)
BLOGS (13)
Thesis Film
As of October 2010, I have become a film school graduate! Yahoo! But, before I could graduate, I had to write, direct, and produce a short thesis film. You can watch it here at Vimeo.com
Is this at least better than Uwe Boll?
Here it is: The short film I've been working on for the past two months at school. I had to write and direct a 5-10 page script, and I edited it as well. I also had to hire the actors, form a crew of ...
Total BS: The Boondock Saints Debate: Where Do You Stand?
Saint Patrick's Day is upon us, and I know what I'm doing. Me, my dad, my uncle, and my next-door neighbor are all hanging out in the rec room and watching Boondock Saints 1 and 2 to celebrate the hol...
