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ABOUT
- Member Since
- July 2011
- Current Location
- None of your business
- Hometown
- San Francisco
- Movie Character You Most Identify With
- Donnie Darko from... yeah...
- Favorite Line From A Movie
- "It's not the years, it's the milage." -Indiana Jones. "Now I know what a TV dinner feels like!" -John McClane. "Shut the FUCK UP, Donny!" -Walter Sobchak. "YOU'RE AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT!!!" -Harry from In Bruges
- Favorite Scene From A Movie
- 1) Horse/truck chase scene: Raiders of the Lost Ark. 2) Any scene from The Big Lebowski. 3) Rules of the Fight Club: Fight Club. 4) "Now I have a machine gun...": Die Hard. 5) Butch kills Vince Vega: Pulp Fiction. 6) The final shootout: The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly. 7) Damascus: Lawrence of Arabia. 8) The midget prophesies a war between the whites and the blacks: In Bruges. 9) Deckard is a Replicant (possibly): Blade Runner. 10) The Bride VS The Crazy 88s: Kill Bill Volume One.
- Favorite Movie
- Raiders of the Lost Ark, Die Hard, The Big Lebowski, Pulp Fiction, The Good The Bad and The Ugly
- Favorite Actor
- Jeff Bridges
- Favorite Director
- Quentin Tarantino
- Celebrity Crush
- Dat blue ass
- Favorite Genre
- Good Movies
- Favorite Critic
- None of the above
- Best Movie Seat
- middle
- Favorite Movie Watching Snack
- Nacho Cheese Popcorn
- Favorite Movie Watching Drink
- Chocolate milk with butterscotch and whipped cream
- When I'm not watching movies, I'm...
- I AM ALWAYS WATCHING MOVIES.
- Fresh or Rotten
- fresh
RATINGS (646)
Twilight (2008) |
10% |
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Gravity (2013) |
80% |
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Ain't Them Bodies Saints (2013) |
70% |
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Jobs (2013) |
30% |
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This Is the End (2013) |
80% |
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REVIEWS (656)
Twilight (2008)
Oh good lord, here we go. You all asked for it, I suffered through it... it's time for the anus asunder-tearing of Twilight. In short, calling this mo... More
Gravity (2013)
When 3D made its appearance in theaters, the first movie I saw in the new format was Avatar. Long story short, that anus of a movie made me never want... More
MOVIE LISTS (2)
BLOGS (3)
BREAKING BAD TASTE: Episode One: Broken Bad
(Exterior of house in suburban town. The words "Enid, Oklahoma" appear on the screen.)
(Cut to interior of the house. A man and a woman are arguing.)
JOHN TYLER:
Possible Titles for Die Hard Six
Yep, A Good Day to Die Hard was a piece of shit. That is exactly why we can't leave this fantastic franchise off on it. Possible titles for Die Hard 6 are...
Old Habits Die Hard</
STAR TREK 3
They've leaked the storyboard for the next Star Trek Movie! Here it is:
STAR TREK THREE: TREKKING BAD
After the events of Into Darkness, Kirk an
