Even More Actors Show Up to Boll's "Dungeon"

Not long ago we brought you the rather outlandish news of Mr. Uwe Boll and his $60 million / allegedly 3-hour adventure movie "Dungeon Siege," and now comes word that we have a head villain -- namely Ray Liotta.

The Hollywood Reporter indicates that Mr. Liotta will play the nefarious baddie known as Gallian. Other newcomers to the cast include former NFL player Brian J. White, German supermodel Eva Padberg, and actor Will Sanderson.

The crazy ensemble cast also boasts names like Leelee Sobieski, Jason Statham, Burt Reynolds, Ron Perlman, Matthew Lillard, and John Rhys-Davies.

Uwe Boll is, of course, the auteur behind such schlock-o-rama favorites as "House of the Dead," "Alone in the Dark," and the upcoming "BloodRayne."

Comments

fatmc

conrad sanchez

[b]what?[/b]
3 hours??? wow!!!!
I wouldn´t even stand 5 min!

Jul 20 - 02:20 AM

PepeLePhew

Isaac Reinhart

Why do I get the feeling that the entire 60 million budget was used only to lure celebrities into destroying their careers? Or else they just loved Boll's "Cinematic Vision"

Jul 20 - 03:58 AM

Ophiuchus

KJ T

Now then, guys, calm down. Can't you see that this is a *good* sign? To whit, if Hollywood will give lots of money to a no-talent idiot like Boll, they'll give lots of money to us, too! All we need to do is learn a funny accent and slap together a really half-arsed screenplay. It'll be a winner, I tell you!

Jul 20 - 04:11 AM

bmoviebuff

Craig Pfisterer

[b]Turn lemons into lemonade[/b]
If it's three hours long, the theatres will only be able to show it maybe twice a day and no chain will be stupid enough to have it on more than one screen. I'm pretty sure that this will be the end of cinema, and a dark age will overcome the world.

Jul 20 - 07:35 AM

Saint_Angst

Brandon Rowells

who the hell is gonna go see a 3 hour movie based on a video game? or ANY 3 hour movie?!?! LOTR was an exception, because they were brilliant films. My turds have more talent that Uwe Boll. At least they are satisfying.

Jul 20 - 08:58 AM

Prosper761

Brian Bara

[b]Ill say it again[/b]
Any actor who agrees to work with Boll is a whore. Boll's foriegn investors don't care that his movies are excrementally bad, because they still make a ton of money in tax breaks when the movies tank. Anyone who could actually sit through a 3 hour Boll epic would have to be either mentally defective or dead.

Jul 20 - 09:10 AM

Averystorm

Ryan Avery

Say it ain't so Ron Pearlman. An Uwe Boll flick!! Man, those actors better save every penny they got, for whoring themselves out to this abomination. It will be tough to find work after this.

Jul 20 - 11:30 AM

jsmccune

Joshua McCune

[b]Praise Uwe[/b]
Uwe, U we baby, U we.... I can't say that I've seen this dude's movies, since they've been so heartily ripped again and again. This dude's pretty awesome though to be able to keep doing it and doing it. He's like the Energizer bunny of so bad, they're really really bad movies.

Jul 20 - 11:52 AM

HUSSLORD

mark kateman

Why Ray liotta WHY!!!!!!! This is getting worse and worse!! and 3 hrs....come on!!

Jul 20 - 12:15 PM

chazbow

Chuck O'Leary

[b]Poor Burt[/b]
Just when I thought Burt Reynolds was making another comeback he had to go and hook up with a director who's far worse than Hal Needham.

Jul 20 - 12:38 PM

Mudhole

Andrew Goodridge

That's "DR" Uwe Boll. Byiatch.

Jul 20 - 12:49 PM

Argenoufterous

Bob Illington

Dungeon Siege was a really poor game with no plot... I guess for the movie that works for the better since they can just make s|-|it up. Hurray for Hollywood!

Jul 20 - 03:33 PM

BetrNBlackNWhite

Mike Card

*Darth Vader Style* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jul 20 - 05:10 PM

lovelykeira

Ken Schrock

Just run Liotta, just run.

Jul 20 - 07:28 PM

Biggestgeekever

Zack Clark

This is the kind of film that destroys careers.

Jul 20 - 09:29 PM

scottybarkbark

jonathan watterman

how about instead of being assholes and prejudging the movie before it comes out, you all shut the fuck up and wait for it to actually come out, go see it and THEN make up your minds. sounds like an idea to me

Jul 20 - 10:06 PM

sox1919

Ryan Kolar

[b]how about.....[/b]
How about you go rent the other Uwe Boll (films), then when you are upset you dropped 4 bucks each to rent them, tell me how we should feel bad about dropping $8-$12 watching them in the theatre.

That's sounds like an idea to me you f(antastic) r(ter)

Jul 21 - 06:23 AM

Ophiuchus

KJ T

Good idea, but mind your language. There might be kids reading this.

Jul 21 - 04:28 AM

sox1919

Ryan Kolar

[b]how about.....[/b]
How about you go rent the other Uwe Boll (films), then when you are upset you dropped 4 bucks each to rent them, tell me how we should feel bad about dropping $8-$12 watching them in the theatre.

That's sounds like an idea to me you f(antastic) r(ter)

Jul 21 - 06:23 AM

Sid

Fuck You

ouch.

Jul 21 - 04:05 PM

EmmG389

First Last

Is this some kind of April fools joke? I really don't understand this at all. These guys are pulling the whole "Producers" stint, maybe its better to make a flop than a hit.

Jul 21 - 07:06 PM

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