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Trailer Bulletin: Pinocchio 3000
by Scott Weinberg | November 09, 2005
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From Filmax (Spain) and CineGroup (France) comes an all-new CG feature that's been snatched up for North America release by Lions Gate Films. And yes, you read that right, Collodi-fans, it's called "Pinocchio 3000." Check out the trailer right here.

"This update on the classic fairy tale of Pinocchio is set in the year 3000, where an ever-kindly Geppetto has built a robot boy equipped with human emotions. In an entirely technological city, ruled by progress-obsessed Mayor Scamboli, children struggle to retain a place for play in an ultra-efficient world. Meanwhile, Geppetto and his assistant, Spencer the Cyber Penguin, perfect their prototype. But Cyberina the holographic fairy has decreed that he must earn his heart by learning the difference between right and wrong before he can be a real boy. Some of the main characters are voiced by Malcolm McDowell, Howie Mandel, and Whoopi Goldberg."

LG hasn't divulged a definite release date, but expect the thing to be on DVD by Labor Day.

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Comments (1-16 of 16 posts) | Reply
insanemansam5
insanemansam5 writes:
on Nov 09 2005 08:22 AM

Hey I thought this film was named bicenntial man

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Insert_witty_name
Insert_witty_name writes:
on Nov 09 2005 10:09 AM

must be a slow news day at RT

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killthemall4444
killthemall4444 writes:
on Nov 09 2005 10:29 AM

fuckin! slow news day

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Scott Weinberg
Scott Weinberg writes:
on Nov 09 2005 02:19 PM

Aw, c'mon, Tomato-patchers! I saw this trailer and just KNEW you'd love it!!

Was I wrong? :)


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kenporules
kenporules writes:
on Nov 09 2005 04:09 PM

Well I absolutely LOVED it, Scott. I can't wait. There's no possible way this can be less than incredible.

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synergyred
synergyred writes:
on Nov 09 2005 06:24 PM

I think I'm going to cry. Why does hollywood insist on ruining my favorite childhood fairytales. Next thing you know, they'll be doing the Wild Swans, set in the year 3025

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Callpacas
Callpacas writes:
on Nov 10 2005 08:54 AM

its not Hollywood.

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glenbo
glenbo writes:
on Nov 10 2005 12:45 PM

What in god's name is this? Why am i even bothering to write a comment? Hey, Malcolm McDowell's in it. Maybe time for a comeback from the star of Clockwork Orange? Ohhhh, god no, it's Whoopi!!! Ahhhh!

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Reel 2/Dialogue 2
Reel 2/Dialogue 2 writes:
on Nov 10 2005 01:31 PM

[b]Pinocchio: The Final Frontier[/b]
What is it with [i]Star Trek[/i] actors voicing cartoons? Not that I'm complaining, it's just an interesting coincidence.


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hippiekiller
hippiekiller writes:
on Nov 10 2005 05:20 PM

wow thats one of the gayest things ive ever seen. fuck pinocchio.

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Prosper761
Prosper761 writes:
on Nov 10 2005 07:28 PM

[b]A.I. 2: Pinnochio's Revenge![/b]
Why do people who have dung packed into their skulls get to greenlight movies like this? Malcolm McDowell hasn't made a good movie since "Caligula;" Howie Mandel has never made a good movie and Whoopi Goldberg has her little gold man, so she just doesn't give a rat's ass anymore. But that doesn't mean we have to pay them for making this junk. Just stay away, folks. Let your ticket dollars speak for you by spending them to see creative, original films instead of crap like this.


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HoneycombSAFARI
HoneycombSAFARI writes:
on Nov 11 2005 02:36 AM

hey i didn't know that they greenlit a sequel to robots. and that its crap.

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skletonkee
skletonkee writes:
on Nov 12 2005 02:44 PM

[b]so true about whoopie...[/b]
i know it must be hard for her to get roles but come on lady, you do have an oscar...and you must be rich..just coast and appear in the occasional indie film.

with that being said i think it sucks that hollywood cant find a place for her in good films...nor do they even care to cateer to african american women...such a shame.


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dylan21484nj
dylan21484nj writes:
on Nov 13 2005 11:29 PM

what, no robot Jiminy Cricket? may your conscience be your guide, and if these people had a conscience, they would not be making this film. what total garbage.

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se7en85
se7en85 writes:
on Nov 14 2005 06:03 PM

this is the gayest fucking thing
i have ever seen about anything
ever


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Banana Kid
Banana Kid writes:
on Nov 16 2005 11:50 AM

[b]Dot dot dot[/b]
"Spencer the Cyber Penguin"?

Shoot me now. Or better yet, shoot everyone involved with the movie. JUST SHOOT SOMEBODY.


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