And Behold, a TomKitten is Born...
Since we know you're all dying for the latest Tom Cruise/celebrity baby news, here it is: Tom and Katie welcomed baby girl Suri Tuesday afternoon...but wait, there's more!
Yes, the huge bun in Katie Holmes' disturbingly protruding belly has finally been born, after what seems like eons of Tom Cruise's endless string of bad PR moments since he jumped his first couch last year. What better remedy for a year's worth of overzealous moments in the media eye than the culmination of Cruise and Holmes' surprise romance?
No word yet on how Katie's silent birth went, but baby girl Suri is doing well, according to publicists.
In an amusing twist of fate, baby TomKitten Suri was not the only mini celeb born yesterday. Joining her in the future ranks of young Hollywood was none other than the new daughter of Daddy Cruise's postpartum drug-endorsing archenemy: Brooke Shields. Beating Katie to the birthing punch, Shields delivered her little bundle of joy Tuesday morning, named her (Grier Henchy, FYI), reported it to the media, and thus the gauntlet was thrown. Score: Brooke Shields 2, Tom Cruise 0.
Yes, the huge bun in Katie Holmes' disturbingly protruding belly has finally been born, after what seems like eons of Tom Cruise's endless string of bad PR moments since he jumped his first couch last year. What better remedy for a year's worth of overzealous moments in the media eye than the culmination of Cruise and Holmes' surprise romance?
No word yet on how Katie's silent birth went, but baby girl Suri is doing well, according to publicists.
In an amusing twist of fate, baby TomKitten Suri was not the only mini celeb born yesterday. Joining her in the future ranks of young Hollywood was none other than the new daughter of Daddy Cruise's postpartum drug-endorsing archenemy: Brooke Shields. Beating Katie to the birthing punch, Shields delivered her little bundle of joy Tuesday morning, named her (Grier Henchy, FYI), reported it to the media, and thus the gauntlet was thrown. Score: Brooke Shields 2, Tom Cruise 0.
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on Apr 19 2006 11:24 AM Yeah! This is newsworthy alright! I hope my baby being born is on all of the websites! I also heard that Jennifer Aniston ate a grape. (Reply to this) |
on Apr 19 2006 01:48 PM A GRAPE!! I heard it was an apple. (Reply to this) |
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on Apr 19 2006 01:54 PM I hope Suri will start a blog, and tell us all about how it is to be the daughter of a preceived crazy man. (Reply to this) |
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on Apr 19 2006 02:34 PM Brooke Shields had a baby on the same day? How dare her take Tomkats glory? HOW DARE HER? Look for Tom to have the baby Shields along with her mother murdered! In other breaking news, Brad Pitt forgot his cell at home today. When asked by a local paparazzi what kind of phone & provider Pitt was using these day, Pitt replied by checking his pockets and saying "that reminds me, I left my phone at home...shit!" (Reply to this) |
on Apr 19 2006 02:35 PM That's great p.r. for MI3. Who says planned parenting doesn't pay off. (Reply to this) |
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on Apr 19 2006 06:39 PM Yeah, but who's the real father? (Reply to this) |
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on Apr 19 2006 06:42 PM damn, tom's plan is ruined, he wanted to induce labour till may 13th (Reply to this) |
on Apr 19 2006 06:43 PM Apparently, though I can't verify the source for sure, Angelina Jolie opened a refrigerator door, decided not to eat anything, and closed it. You may hear about this in a couple of days from more reliable news sources. (Reply to this) |
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on Apr 19 2006 06:51 PM Great, this is so convenient! Brooke Shields' child and Tom Cruise's child can now go meet up in the bathroom at their same-day Chuck E. Cheese birthday parties, do lines and wonder why they had to be born to such sick, twisted, ungodly insane people! (Reply to this) |
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on Apr 19 2006 07:40 PM [b]Incredible News About Jennifer Aniston:[/b] She saved money by switching to Geiko. (Reply to this) |
on Apr 19 2006 08:58 PM [b]ouch dude...[/b] mmmm the Geiko joke might have been a LITTLE much. A for effort, though. (Reply to this) |
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on Apr 20 2006 07:49 AM Reportedly, Suri came out of the womb, saw her shadow and we'll now have six more weeks of over-hyped TomKat "news" items. (Reply to this) |
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on May 17 2006 11:59 AM [b]congrat[/b] To Tom and Katie. (Reply to this) |
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