ROTTEN TOMATOES: Freestyle Picks Up 3 Uwe Boll Movies

Freestyle Picks Up 3 Uwe Boll Movies

by Scott Weinberg | June 07, 2007

I bet tons of you just can't wait to get your eyeballs on the next Uwe Boll movies. And now it looks like he's finally snagged a U.S. distributor for three of his new flicks.

Nope, sorry. "BloodRayne 2" isn't one of 'em, but Boll fans should be very happy to learn that "In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale," "Postal," and "Seed" will (eventually) be hitting some theaters (kinda) near you sometime (relatively) soon.

According to The Hollywood Reporter, "Postal" is set for a 250 theater release on September 28th, with "Dungeon Siege" hitting 2,500 theaters on January 18th of next year. "Seed" will also hit some time early next year.

Can't wait!

Source: The Hollywood Reporter

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Mr. Kong writes:
on Jun 07 2007 04:25 AM

Why is this hack still making movies?!?!?

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bigbrother writes:
on Jun 07 2007 04:52 AM

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More to the point what's Ray Liotta doing in one of his movies? Was Goodfella's that long ago? Damn I know every movie you're in can't be directed by Martin Scorcese, but Damn!!!

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Shatter24 writes:
on Jun 07 2007 05:48 AM

Yes, why aren't actors running away from this director. Don't sign on to make a movie until you know who's directing, so you can walk off if you get stuck with Uwe Boll.

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Elixor writes:
on Jun 07 2007 05:51 AM

I didn't realize there WERE any Uwe Boll fans. I suppose it's possible, but for the sake of all mankind we should all quit going to his movies. I know I'm done with them.

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frogleg writes:
on Jun 07 2007 05:52 AM

YES!!!!

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GreenBastard writes:
on Jun 07 2007 06:13 AM

Shit.

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danrice56 writes:
on Jun 07 2007 06:27 AM

Boll fans should be very happy to learn that "In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale," "Postal," and "Seed" will (eventually) be hitting some theaters (kinda) near you sometime (relatively) soon.

Yes, they should be happy. Both of them.

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SpikesInMySkull writes:
on Jun 07 2007 06:48 AM

I love Ewe Boll. He points out everything thats wrong with Hollywood, and no matter how hard we try we can't stop him. I'll take another Ewe Boll mess over another "Pirates" mess any day. He's like the Ed Wood of his day but worse, and based on video games that where where only vaguely popular to begin with.

...none of this means I'm actually going to see any of these movies, I just take great amusement in their existance... kind of like Snakes on A Plane.

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Merlin235 writes:
on Jun 07 2007 07:08 AM

Bloodrayne was ridiculous. I can honestly say I feel like I could make a better movie. I know people say that alot, but mostly for effect. I mean it.

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Prosper761 writes:
on Jun 07 2007 07:27 AM

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A drunken monkey could have made a better movie than "Bloodrayne." Hell, my grandmother could make a better movie and she's been dead for twenty years! Uwe Boll is the worst thing to happen to movies since fake butter on popcorn.

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SiR Nemisis writes:
on Jun 07 2007 08:21 AM

Uwe Bolls movies are so bad that he himself doesn't like them. LONG LIVE RICHARD KYANKA

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Vitamin M writes:
on Jun 07 2007 08:53 AM

any film student or commercial director or kid with a camera could make a better movie the difference is that Mr Toilet seems to be great at gaining financing and getting actors invovled in his projects. I'm betting it has to be some sort of deal he made with the devil or he is an alien.
either way I do like to get a case of beer and watch a bol film from time to time, they're funnier then most studio commedies.

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narcissusbleh writes:
on Jun 07 2007 08:55 AM

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Haha! I believe you.

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MyDearestFosca writes:
on Jun 07 2007 08:58 AM

Oh, come on, people! Things could be worse!

Right?

But seriously, I'm really looking forward to these just to MST3K the fuck out of them.

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RoadDogXVIII writes:
on Jun 07 2007 09:00 AM

[b]Who cares?[/b]
Like anyone's gonna see his movies anyway. This guy's a total moron (he challenged everyone who hated his movies to a boxing match, and his interviews make Corky from "Life Goes On" sound like Einstein). And, believe it or not, this guy has some fans out there who rag on us because we "don't have taste" or "haven't seen his movies." Hey, after watching "House of the Dead" and "Alone in the Dark", I ain't giving this fuckhead a shot in hell and watch his shitfests. Thank God they didn't let him direct "Metal Gear Solid" or "Halo". Could you imagine?

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dOiNk writes:
on Jun 07 2007 09:06 AM

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hell yeah!

It's ashame he sucks at boxing though :(

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taran72 writes:
on Jun 07 2007 10:28 AM

I too am confused why someone keeps giving him money, even if it is just investors who don't care about money and only profits based on losses in Germany. The Postal extended preview is impressive in its ability to repel. I noticed on IMDB that Dave Foley was in it, which is a step down from Ray Liotta, but nonetheless a funny guy hell bent on career suicide.

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Floor Man writes:
on Jun 07 2007 10:35 AM

All I have to say is...hahahahahahahahaha!

Oh, dear....

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MadmanCody writes:
on Jun 07 2007 10:37 AM

God is dead.

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IMAmoose24 writes:
on Jun 07 2007 10:48 AM

I find Uwe Boll very entertaining. He makes very crappy movies and still thinks he's a good director. Some of his films go into the "it's so bad, it's good" category and most just go into the "it's so bad, God help us..." one. Can't say I'm a fan, but I love coming home after school to see a new article on RT talking about how Uwe's going to get into a cage match with a critic because he didn't like House of the Dead or any of the other "movies" he's made. It's very entertaining.

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