ROTTEN TOMATOES: First Look at Jessica Alba in Machete Comments

First Look at Jessica Alba in Machete

by | November 05, 2009

Summary

A new poster for Robert Rodriguez's "Machete" has popped up -- and oh, look, it has a picture of Jessica Alba on it! Back to Article

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BUCK69 writes:
on Nov 05 2009 07:30 AM

I know she can't act her way out of a paper bag, and I know that I'm being both sexist and shallow, but by Jeebus, she is hotter than hot!

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Gimy writes:
on Nov 05 2009 07:44 AM

as a celebrity in terms of "hot"...i think she hit her peak 2 years ago. as a regular chic she'd still be hot but...that poster looks bad. i still find it ironic RR said he had enough footage from the fake trailer to make a movie...and now he's actually making the movie. i wonder if he edits the fake trailer stuff and puts it on the dvd as bonus features

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opTIMus Nerd writes:
on Nov 05 2009 07:51 AM

This would go down good as a double feature with The Expendables.

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Hamboner writes:
on Nov 05 2009 08:30 AM

... Lindsy Lohan is still getting work? Cool.

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Escapefromalcatraz writes:
on Nov 05 2009 08:55 AM

They were filming this just down the street from where I work (in front of the capitol) and the security was amazing! You couldn't get closer than three blocks from the film crew. Austin is very "pro-movies".

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Dachshund96 writes:
on Nov 05 2009 09:15 AM

She doesn't look hot. Has never looked hot. Skin is too tan.

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CFM writes:
on Nov 05 2009 09:18 AM

Dachshund96 is officially gay.

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Bigbrother writes:
on Nov 05 2009 09:57 AM

In reply to this comment (#2558858)
and possibly a little bit racist :) Come on man, it's just tan Jessica bein tan Jessica.

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nathanpoitras writes:
on Nov 05 2009 10:06 AM

These are the kind of movies she should be making, no more of that Dane Cook bull****.

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Not L. writes:
on Nov 05 2009 10:50 AM

Can someone please throw her a burger or two?? Get some meat back on those bones! I need a bit of padding, bum bones hurt when crashing on the pelvis!

I think I see the official return of Segal on the horizon! TV show starting soon, now this.. I smell a small cult following in the midst

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BUCK69 writes:
on Nov 05 2009 11:26 AM

In reply to this comment (#2558856)
She's Hispanic, you moron

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BCENS writes:
on Nov 05 2009 11:35 AM

Wiener dog's real fetish is with Brad Pitt. Look back in the archives at his posts on Inglorious Basterds.

Self-loathing, perhaps?

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Dave J. writes:
on Nov 05 2009 12:54 PM

By reading the little article this movie has remnants of another Pulp Fiction, Snatch, Get Shorty genre??

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DanielthePhantasm XIX writes:
on Nov 05 2009 02:31 PM

In reply to this comment (#2558874)
yeah she should stick to action btw,when is she not hot?

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Escapefromalcatraz writes:
on Nov 05 2009 02:34 PM

Jessica Biel WAY hotter than Jessica Alba! There, I said it! :P

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Costigan writes:
on Nov 05 2009 04:45 PM

Jessica Alba has been cancer to every movie that she has attached her name to. With the only exception being Sin City, and since that movie was done by Robert Rodriguez I will probably be a little less skeptical about her in Machete....she still sucks though.(as an actress not as eye candy)

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Dachshund96 writes:
on Nov 05 2009 09:43 PM

Buck69, No $hit, really? Maybe some people don't like hispanics?

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BUCK69 writes:
on Nov 06 2009 06:51 AM

In reply to this comment (#2559039)
No $hit, really? I guess some people have no qualms about being a bigot. I%u2019d expect nothing less from someone who adopts the name %u201Cwiener dog.%u201D

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Not L. writes:
on Nov 06 2009 08:18 AM

You like what you like, just because the guy doesn't like the look of the amazingly sexy latina's doesn't make him a bigot... just a weirdo!

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BUCK69 writes:
on Nov 06 2009 10:04 AM

In reply to this comment (#2559105)
He didn't say that he didn't like the look, he said he doesn't like Hispanics, which is the very definition of bigotry.

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