Dumb & Dumber Quotes

Perhaps the most quotable movie ever created.

Question 1

Harry: So you got fired again, eh? Lloyd: Oh yeah. They always freak out when you leave the scene of an accident, ya' know? Harry: Yeah, well, I lost my job too. Lloyd: _______________ -

Question 2

[coming out of the 7-11] Lloyd: Hey guys. Oh, ________________ All right! Well, see ya later.

Question 3

Lloyd: I don't know, a few baseball cards, a sack of marbles, [cough] Lloyd: Petey. Harry: Petey? You sold my dead bird to a blind kid? Lloyd! Petey didn't even have a head! Lloyd: Harry, _____________________ -

Question 4

Harry: Anti-quitsies, you're it, quitsies, no anti-quitsies, no startsies! Lloyd: You can't do that! Harry: Can too! Lloyd: Cannot, stamp it! Harry: Can too, double stamp it, no erasies! Lloyd: Cannot, triple stamp, no erasies, _______________

Question 5

Harry: I can't believe it. Lloyd: Life is a fragile thing, Har. One minute you're chewin' on a burger, the next minute you're dead meat. Harry: But he blamed me. You heard him. Those were his last words. Lloyd: ______________________ -

Question 6

[while looking back at Mary] Lloyd: There's really nothing to worry about Mary. Statistically, they say you're more likely to get killed on the way to the airport. You know, like on a head on crash or flying off a cliff or getting trapped under a _________! That's the worst! I have this ______, well y'know, I had this _______...

Question 7

Harry: [shivering] Lloyd, I can't feel my fingers, they're numb! Lloyd: Oh well here, take this extra pair of gloves, my hands are starting to get a little sweaty. Harry: ____________________ -

Question 8

Lloyd: [after a confrontation with Sea Bass] You really wimped out, man. Harry: What are you talking about, wimped out? Wha... Did you s... _________________

Question 9

Lloyd: Well, can you do me a favor and watch my stuff here while I go break a dollar? Elderly woman: Of course. Lloyd: Thanks. Hey, I guess they're right. Senior citizens, _____________________________. I'll be right back. Don't you go dying on me! -

Question 10

Harry: Yesterday was one of the greatest days of my life. Mary and I went skiing, we made a snowman, she touched my leg... Lloyd: _______________

Question 11

State Trooper: You fellas been doing a bit of Boozing have ya? Sucking back on grandpa's old cough medicine? Harry & Lloyd: Oh no, no sir. State Trooper: Yeah well what's that? Harry: That's nothing sir. Lloyd: Yeah nothing. State Trooper: Yeah, well you aware it's against the law to have an open alcohol container here in the state of Pennsylvania? __________________ -

Question 12

State Trooper: You'd keep your mouth shut if you knew what was good for ya buddy! Lloyd: _________

Question 13

[after Lloyd trades the van in for a moped] Harry: Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber, you go and do something like this... _____________ - -

Question 14

Lloyd: Excuse me, Flo? [Harry and Lloyd crack up] Lloyd: Flo, like the TV show. Uh, what is the Soup Du Jour? Flo, Waitress #1: It's the Soup of the Day. Lloyd: _______________________

Question 15

Harry: Oh yeah, and go where? Where are we gonna go? Lloyd: I'll tell you where. Someplace warm. A place where the beer flows like wine. ___________________________ I'm talking about a little place called Aspen. Harry: Oh, I don't know, Lloyd.

Question 16

Harry: Skis, huh? Beth: That's right! Harry: Great! They yours? Beth: Uh-huh. Harry: ___________ ? Beth: Yes. Harry: Ah... cool!

Question 17

Harry: Hi, Lloyd! Lloyd: Hi, Harry! Harry: How was your day? Lloyd: Not bad. ________________ - -

Question 18

Bonus Question: "E" is the right answer. GOOD JOB ON ANSWERING ALL THE QUESTIONS! HOPE YOU HAD FUN!

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