The Breakfast Club Quotes Quiz

Complete quotes from the Breakfast Club.

Question 1

Vernon: Questions? Bender: Yeah, I've got a question. Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his _______?

Question 2

Bender: Excuse me a sec. What are you babbling about? Brian: Well, what I said was that I'm in the math club, the Latin club and the ______ club.

Question 3

Claire: That's an academic club. Bender: So? Claire: So, academic clubs aren't the same as other kinds of clubs. Bender: But to _____ like him, they are.

Question 4

Bender: How come ______ gets to get up? If [he/she] gets up, we'll all get up, IT'LL BE ANARCHY!

Question 5

Vernon: Another. You through? Bender: How many is that? Brian: That's ______ including when you asked Mr.Vernon here if Barry Manilow knew that he raided his closet.

Question 6

Bender: Sporto, do you get along with your parents? Andrew: Well, if I say yes I'm an idiot, right? Bender: You're an idiot anyway. But if you say you get along with your parents, well then you're a _____ too.

Question 7

Bender: How does one become a _______? Carl: You want to be a _______? Bender: No, I just want to know how one becomes a _______ because Andrew here is very interested in pursuing a career in the custodial arts.

Question 8

Bender: I can read. PB & J with the crusts cut off. Well Brian, this is a very nutricious lunch. All the food groups are represented. Did your mom marry ________?

Question 9

Vernon: What if your home, what if your family, what if your dope was ________? Bender: Impossible, sir. Its in Johnson's underwear.

Question 10

Bender: A naked blond walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a two foot _______ under the other. She lays the poodle on the table. Bartender says, 'I suppose you won't be needing a drink.' Naked lady says?

Question 11

Alison: I don't have to run away and live in the street. I can run away and I can go to the ocean, to the country, to the mountains. I could go to _______, Africa, Afghanistan.

Question 12

Alison: I'll do anything _______ and I don't need a million dollars to do it either.

Question 13

The Breakfast Club: Dear Mr. Vernon, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it is we did wrong, but we think you're crazy for making us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us, in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out, is that each one of us is _______, and _______, and _________, _________, and __________. Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, The Breakfast Club.

Question 14

Andrew's father: You wanna miss a match? You wanna _____ your ride? Now no school's gonna give a scholarship to a discipline case.

Question 15

VERNON: All right people, we're gonna try something a little different today. We are going to write an essay--of no less than ___________ words--describing to me who you think you are.

Question 16

BENDER: Well hey Sporto! What'd you do to get in here? Forget to _____ your jock?

Question 17

BRIAN: And, uh, I didn't have any shoes. So I had to borrow my dad's. It was kinda weird 'cause my mom doesn't like me to wear other people's shoes. And, uh, my cousin cousin Kendall from, uh, __________... He got high once and you know, he started eating like really weird foods. And uh, and then he just felt like he didn't belong anywhere. You know, kinda like, you know "Twilight Zone" kinda.

Question 18

BENDER: That's very clever sir, but what if there's a fire? I think violating fire codes and endangering the lives of ________ would be unwise at this juncture in your career, sir.

Question 19

ANDREW: Hey, you grounded tonight? CLAIRE: I don't know, my mom said I was but my dad told me to just blow her off. ANDREW: Big party at ________, parents are in Europe. Should be pretty wild...

Question 20

CLAIRE: You know what I wish I was doing? BENDER: Oh, watch what you say, Brian here is a cherry. BRIAN: A cherry? CLAIRE: I wish I was on a plane to ________.

Question 21

ANDREW: This is the worst fake ID I've ever seen...Do you realize you made yourself sixty-eight? BRIAN: Oh, I know...I know, I goofed it... ANDREW: What do you need a fake ID for? BRIAN: So I can ____!

Question 22

VERNON: You think he's _______? You think this is cute? You think he's bitchin', is that it? Lemme tell you something. Look at him, he's a bum. You wanna see something _______? You go visit John Bender in five years! You'll see how God damned ______ he is!

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