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Rating Title | Year Quote Author
83%

Paranormal Activity (2009)

"Perhaps the Most Relevant Horror Film in our Reality Television-Obsessed Society. For Now."

Jimmy O

73%

Where the Wild Things Are (2009)

"Gene Siskel Once Said Non-Human Character Work or Don't Work Based on Their Eyes and There's a Lot Going On Behind Them Here."

Jimmy O

75%

Capitalism: A Love Story (2009)

"Moore Sacrifices Narrative Thrust for Contemporary Relevance But Still Ends on a Strong Note."

Jimmy O

90%

Zombieland (2009)

"If You're Going to Infect Your Horror Comedy with Toilet Humor, Can't We At Least Explore What Zombies Do When Nature Calls?"

Jimmy O

87%

Big Fan (2009)

"A Strong, Tightly-Wound Character Study That Suffers Minimally From Its 1st-Time Director."

Jimmy O

89%

World's Greatest Dad (2009)

"Sly and Subtle. Not Bad for the Guy from the Police Academy films."

Jimmy O

63%

Extract (2009)

"Mike Judge Hasn't Got Over his Alliance with the Workers in Order to Make an Effective Flick about being The Man."

Jimmy O

88%

Inglourious Basterds (2009)

"Pretentious? Narcissistic? Gory? What's Not to Love?"

Jimmy O

26%

The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard (2009)

"Needs Less Sentiment and More Charles Napier. But Still Rapid-Fire Funny in Nature."

Jimmy O

91%

District 9 (2009)

"Not As Innovative As Everyone Wants to Give it Credit For, But Still An Interesting Blast."

Jimmy O

24%

Little Ashes (2009)

"A Pretentious Mess of a Bio-pic In the Worst Sense of the Phrase."

Jimmy O

60%

A Perfect Getaway (2009)

"After a Disappointing Summer, This is Good B-Movie Pulp Fiction."

Jimmy O

68%

Funny People (2009)

""Funny People"'s Problem is Not How It Mixes Apatow Humor with Sentiment But How It Tacks on the Needless Leslie-Man/Eric Bana" Subplot."

Jimmy O

97%

The Hurt Locker (2009)

"Just Another Day at the Office...Except These Guys Might Not Get Home. But a Brilliant, Technical Marvel."

Jimmy O

96%

Food, Inc. (2009)

"A Weak Version of "Fast Food Nation". But Hey, Any Film That Bashes Agri-Business Is All Right With Me."

Jimmy O

84%

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2009)

""Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince" Looks Good and the Cast is Great. But the great mythology doesn't kick in until the last thirty minute."

Jimmy O

67%

Brüno (2009)

"A Vapid, Empty and Relatively Hateful Flick. And this is From Someone Who Loved "Borat"."

Jimmy O

67%

Away We Go (2009)

"A Great, Beautiful Flick about the Confusion of Relationships."

Jimmy O

33%

Terminator Salvation (2009)

"While it's pretty sermonizing in its sci-fi sort of way, Salvation does pack a dazzling punch."

Jimmy O

94%

Slumdog Millionaire (2008)

"No Matter What Genre Boyle Delves Into, this is a Beautiful and Suspenseful Fairy Tale."

Jimmy O

92%

Frost/Nixon (2008)

"For a film that should have been smart and fun, Frost/Nixon turns out to be a stodgy romance to the concept of "heroic" modern journalism."

Jimmy O

94%

Milk (2008)

"It's Amazing How Van Sant Can Pull Off Such Grace and Grit the Same Year he Gives Us to Prententious Nonsense of Paranoid Park."

Jimmy O

45%

Yes Man (2008)

"Could Jim Carrey Be Playing the One Loan Officer Who Sent Our Economy Into Ruin. Or is the Flick Just Bad?"

Jimmy O

76%

Appaloosa (2008)

"A western bromance."

Stephen Himes

65%

Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008)

"Kevin Smith sees homemade porn as the end of the empire."

Stephen Himes

59%

W. (2008)

"Josh Brolin develops an ingenious physical tic that encompasses the President: He talks with his mouth full, like a man who's bitten off more than he can chew."

Stephen Himes

54%

Mamma Mia! (2008)

"As for Meryl Streep, you sense that she's thinking what you're thinking: That she can't actually be in this movie."

Stephen Himes

83%

Tropic Thunder (2008)

"A journey into Hollywood's heart of darkness."

Stephen Himes

85%

Ghost Town (2008)

"If, say, Tom Hanks had been cast in the lead rather than Rickey Gervais, "Ghost Town" would be "Wings of Desire" for the "You've Got Mail" crowd. Thankfully, it's more cantankerous."

Stephen Himes

78%

Burn After Reading (2008)

"Tries to be "The Big Lebowski" of the War on Terror."

Stephen Himes

73%

Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist (2008)

"Introducing the new Lloyd Dobler!"

Stephen Himes

87%

Hellboy II: The Golden Army (Hellboy 2) (2008)

"Del Toro seems to use this movie as batting practice for The Hobbit."

Stephen Himes

71%

Wanted (2008)

"Never has a mainstream movie made more of a fetish from splattered brains."

Stephen Himes

17%

The Happening (2008)

"Shyamalan's religious ideas are a lot like Bush's: Nearly theology free."

Stephen Himes

87%

Kung Fu Panda (2008)

"'Chinese' in the way that Springfield-style cashew chicken is 'Chinese.'"

Stephen Himes

41%

Hancock (2008)

"Hancock suggests the Colin Powell 'Pottery Barn' argument, but before it gets really interesting, veers wildly off course."

Stephen Himes

51%

Get Smart (2008)

"Hollywood has no idea what to do with Steve Carell."

Stephen Himes

93%

Iron Man (2008)

"The brillance of Downey's performance is that Tony Stark is more of an impenetrable, unstoppable force than Iron Man."

Stephen Himes

53%

Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay (2008)

"If you're really, really high, you might think that H&KEfGB suggests that we are only truly free when we transcend our own racial identities."

Stephen Himes

52%

Leatherheads (2008)

"Clooney tries to Flags of Our Fathers if directed by Preston Sturges."

Stephen Himes

21%

Semi-Pro (2008)

"Jackie Moon is every other Will Ferrell character in John Stockton shorts."

Stephen Himes

79%

Dr. Seuss' Horton Hears a Who! (2008)

"The metaphysical angle is too awkward: Horton comes off like a Giant Flying Spaghetti Monster."

Stephen Himes

80%

The Spiderwick Chronicles (2008)

"Like "Terabithia," willfully darker than most children's fare."

Stephen Himes

70%

Definitely, Maybe (2008)

"Will Hayes' only flaw is that he's too idealistic--in the same way that John Edwards cares too much for poor people."

Stephen Himes

91%

Hairspray (2007)

"Like your high school's production of "Grease": A musical about sex with a chastity belt strapped to its waist."

Stephen Himes

21%

Fred Claus (2007)

"Paul Giamatti is forced to play Santa like a socially awkward version of Vince Vaughn"

Stephen Himes

82%

Talk to Me (2007)

"Even Martin Sheen is keepin' it real."

Stephen Himes

52%

Margot at the Wedding (2007)

"Nicole Kidman hasn't been in a movie this bleak since "Dogville.""

Stephen Himes

88%

Waitress (2007)

"Completely inauthentic in every detail--the cinematic equivalent of an apple pie from Perkins."

Stephen Himes

96%

The King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters (2007)

""When We Were Kings" for dorks."

Stephen Himes

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