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Tyler Morning Telegraph (Texas)

Rating Title | Year Quote Author
1 ——

Space Raiders (1984)

Posted Apr 26, 2005

Jonathan R. Perry

2 2%

King's Ransom (2005)

"One of those barbarically unfunny romps that would be over in less than 10 minutes if just one character had an IQ higher than a cherry Pop-Tart."

Posted Apr 26, 2005

Jonathan R. Perry

3 82%

Caged Heat (Caged Females) (Renegade Girls) (1974)

Posted Apr 17, 2005

Jonathan R. Perry

4 96%

Solyaris (Solaris) (1976)

Posted Apr 17, 2005

Jonathan R. Perry

5 65%

Fever Pitch (The Perfect Catch) (2005)

"Never approaches the rolling boil its title suggests, and laugh for laugh, it's the least successful comedy the Farrelly Brothers have made."

Posted Apr 17, 2005

Jonathan R. Perry

6 63%

Battle of Britain (1969)

Posted Apr 17, 2005

Jonathan R. Perry

7 23%

The Amityville Horror (2005)

"Michael Bay should have been strung up by his Buster Browns for getting the Big Idea of exploiting the DeFeo tragedy for a new generation. Let this family rest in peace."

Posted Apr 17, 2005

Jonathan R. Perry

8 39%

Sahara (2005)

"...the overriding lesson here is that if we don't go looking to Matthew McConaughey for gravitas, we'll probably have a good time."

Posted Apr 11, 2005

Mark Collette

9 78%

Sin City (2005)

"'Sin City' won't move you or inspire deep thought, but it might rattle you and make you sweat, with all that stark black-and-white heat."

Posted Apr 5, 2005

Mark Collette

10 59%

Somewhere in Time (1980)

Posted Apr 3, 2005

Jonathan R. Perry

11 100%

Sabotage (1937)

Posted Apr 3, 2005

Jonathan R. Perry

12 94%

Prince of the City (1981)

Posted Apr 3, 2005

Jonathan R. Perry

13 74%

The Upside of Anger (2005)

"Is Mike Binder the new Woody Allen?"

Posted Apr 3, 2005

Jonathan R. Perry

14 45%

Air Bud (1997)

Posted Mar 30, 2005

Jonathan R. Perry

15 86%

The Seven Year Itch (1955)

Posted Mar 30, 2005

Jonathan R. Perry

16 93%

Walkabout (1971)

Posted Mar 30, 2005

Jonathan R. Perry

17 43%

Guess Who (2005)

"The filmmakers seem to have forgotten that even today, the most memorable battles have two fronts. And they usually don't involve a man wearing a woman's underwear."

Posted Mar 30, 2005

Jonathan R. Perry

18 ——

The Crater Lake Monster (1977)

Posted Mar 26, 2005

Jonathan R. Perry

19 100%

Road to Rio (1947)

Posted Mar 26, 2005

Jonathan R. Perry

20 66%

Bedknobs and Broomsticks (1971)

Posted Mar 26, 2005

Jonathan R. Perry

21 95%

House of Wax (1953)

Posted Mar 26, 2005

Jonathan R. Perry

22 100%

The 400 Blows (Les Quatre cents coups) (1959)

Posted Mar 26, 2005

Jonathan R. Perry

23 92%

Pee-wee's Big Adventure (1985)

Posted Mar 26, 2005

Jonathan R. Perry

24 98%

Sunset Boulevard (1950)

Posted Mar 26, 2005

Jonathan R. Perry

25 68%

Logan's Run (1976)

Posted Mar 26, 2005

Jonathan R. Perry

26 100%

Purple Noon (Plein soleil) (1996)

Posted Mar 26, 2005

Jonathan R. Perry

27 96%

Klute (1971)

Posted Mar 26, 2005

Jonathan R. Perry

28 93%

She's Gotta Have It (1986)

Posted Mar 26, 2005

Jonathan R. Perry

29 17%

Mannequin 2: On the Move (2008)

Posted Mar 26, 2005

Jonathan R. Perry

30 82%

Woyzeck (1979)

Posted Mar 26, 2005

Jonathan R. Perry

31 17%

Renaissance Man (Army Intelligence) (By the Book) (1994)

Posted Mar 26, 2005

Jonathan R. Perry

32 88%

Seven Brides for Seven Brothers (1954)

Posted Mar 26, 2005

Jonathan R. Perry

33 88%

Bananas (1971)

Posted Mar 26, 2005

Jonathan R. Perry

34 43%

The Phantom (1996)

Posted Mar 26, 2005

Jonathan R. Perry

35 27%

Conan the Destroyer (1984)

Posted Mar 26, 2005

Jonathan R. Perry

36 15%

Miss Congeniality 2 - Armed and Fabulous (2005)

"We never find 'congeniality' in a clunky, mean-spirited sequel that mines most its 'humor' from one unlikable character's sadistic abuse of another unlikable character."

Posted Mar 26, 2005

Jonathan R. Perry

37 20%

The Ring Two (2005)

"... it's best to give up on the plot because it's horse manure (and not even pure horse manure). Sometimes the well just runs dry."

Posted Mar 26, 2005

Jonathan R. Perry

38 64%

Robots (2005)

"An innate awareness that generating underarm faux flatulence is difficult when you're made of metal, but not impossible, is just the spirit we need to see more often."

Posted Mar 26, 2005

Jonathan R. Perry

39 35%

Hostage (2005)

"This is the action-movie machine, whereby special effects become the story rather than a logical result of the story."

Posted Mar 13, 2005

Mark Collette

40 9%

Celtic Pride (1996)

Posted Mar 8, 2005

Jonathan R. Perry

41 73%

Mo' Better Blues (2004)

Posted Mar 8, 2005

Jonathan R. Perry

42 9%

The Pirate Movie (1982)

Posted Mar 8, 2005

Jonathan R. Perry

43 97%

If.... (1968)

Posted Mar 8, 2005

Jonathan R. Perry

44 30%

The Temp (1993)

Posted Mar 8, 2005

Jonathan R. Perry

45 33%

Crazy People (1990)

Posted Mar 8, 2005

Jonathan R. Perry

46 100%

The Swimmer (1968)

Posted Mar 8, 2005

Jonathan R. Perry

47 82%

Better Off Dead (1985)

Posted Mar 8, 2005

Jonathan R. Perry

48 30%

Be Cool (2005)

"Almost scandalous in the sheer volume of talent it squanders ..."

Posted Mar 8, 2005

Jonathan R. Perry

49 44%

The Jacket (2005)

"This is one time-travel movie that isn't interested in the paradoxes inherent in time travel. It has much more fundamental paradoxes to worry about."

Posted Mar 8, 2005

Mark Collette

50 79%

Pooh's Heffalump Movie (2005)

"Comfort food for the family: a winning, frequently funny tale of love, camarederie and understanding set in a visual universe as arresting as it is idyllic."

Posted Mar 1, 2005

Jonathan R. Perry

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