Splat 2/5 |
Airheads (1994) |
No article available. |
Catherine Cantieri |
Splat |
Amelie (2001) |
"…so deliberately quaint, so pseudo-deep, so chock full of quirky characters, so utterly in love with itself." |
Catherine Cantieri |
Splat 2.5/5 |
Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002) |
"Like a fish that’s lived too long, Austin Powers in Goldmember has some unnecessary parts and is kinda wrong in places." |
Catherine Cantieri |
Splat |
Bad Company (2002) |
"We started to wonder if … some unpaid intern had just typed 'Chris Rock,' 'Anthony Hopkins' and 'terrorists' into some Univac-like script machine." |
Catherine Cantieri |
Splat |
Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever (2002) |
"...The makers of Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever [take] so many of our favorite things and [make] such a wretched movie out of them." |
Catherine Cantieri |
Splat 1/5 |
The Country Bears (2002) |
"How on earth did Disney manage to convince these talented people to get involved in this monumental suck-fest?" |
Catherine Cantieri |
Tomato |
The Crocodile Hunter: Collision Course (2002) |
"The filmmakers wisely decided to let Crocodile Hunter Steve Irwin do what he does best, and fashion a story around him." |
Catherine Cantieri |
Splat |
Fear Dot Com (2002) |
"Even if FearDotCom wasn't a good five years behind the curve, it would still be saddled with a ludicrous script, nonsensical direction and wince-inducing performances." |
Catherine Cantieri |
Splat 0/5 |
Juwanna Mann (2002) |
"We have given a name to our pain, and that name is Juwanna Mann." |
Catherine Cantieri |
Tomato 5/5 |
M (1931) |
No article available. |
Catherine Cantieri |
Splat |
Men in Black II (2002) |
"Was that movie nothing more than a tepid exercise in trotting out a formula that worked five years ago but has since lost its fizz?" |
Catherine Cantieri |
Tomato 3/5 |
Point Break (1991) |
No article available. |
Catherine Cantieri |
Splat |
Red Dragon (2002) |
"Maybe it's just us, but Hopkins's interpretation is starting to feel like bad drag." |
Catherine Cantieri |
Splat |
Reign of Fire (2002) |
"Sweet gentle Jesus, did the screenwriters just do a cut-and-paste of every bad action-movie line in history?" |
Catherine Cantieri |
Splat |
Scooby-Doo - The Movie (2002) |
"It made us want to run out and get our very own lobotomy, if only so we could forget having watched that godawful movie." |
Catherine Cantieri |
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Signs (2002) |
"Shyamalan apparently wants or needs to be compared favorably or even neutrally to Alfred Hitchcock, but in this regard, he's doomed to fail." |
Catherine Cantieri |
Splat |
Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones (2002) |
"Basically, it's pretty but dumb." |
Catherine Cantieri |
Splat |
Swimfan (2002) |
"...a listless tale of sex, stalkers and stupidity for the SAT set." |
Catherine Cantieri |
Splat |
The Transporter (2002) |
"We sighed, we swooned, we fell in love. It's really too bad that the movie itself sucks out loud." |
Catherine Cantieri |
Tomato |
Undercover Brother (2002) |
"UB equally spoofs and celebrates the more outre aspects of 'black culture' and the dorkier aspects of 'white culture,' even as it points out how inseparable the two are." |
Catherine Cantieri |
Splat |
Unfaithful (2002) |
"You can't expect anything other than an icky art-core sleazefest from director Adrian Lyne." |
Catherine Cantieri |
Splat |
Windtalkers (2002) |
"There may be a great movie in this little-known (until recently classified) aspect of WW2, but Windtalkers ain't it." |
Catherine Cantieri |
Splat |
XXX (2002) |
"Determinedly XTrEmE SPoRtz!(tm)...and really, isn't that a little 1994?" |
Catherine Cantieri |
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