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2/5 |
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Airheads (1994) |
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Catherine Cantieri | |
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Amelie (2001) |
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"…so deliberately quaint, so pseudo-deep, so chock full of quirky characters, so utterly in love with itself." | |
Catherine Cantieri | |
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2.5/5 |
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Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002) |
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"Like a fish that’s lived too long, Austin Powers in Goldmember has some unnecessary parts and is kinda wrong in places." | |
Catherine Cantieri | |
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Bad Company (2002) |
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"We started to wonder if … some unpaid intern had just typed 'Chris Rock,' 'Anthony Hopkins' and 'terrorists' into some Univac-like script machine." | |
Catherine Cantieri | |
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Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever (2002) |
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"...The makers of Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever [take] so many of our favorite things and [make] such a wretched movie out of them." | |
Catherine Cantieri | |
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1/5 |
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The Country Bears (2002) |
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"How on earth did Disney manage to convince these talented people to get involved in this monumental suck-fest?" | |
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The Crocodile Hunter: Collision Course (2002) |
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"The filmmakers wisely decided to let Crocodile Hunter Steve Irwin do what he does best, and fashion a story around him." | |
Catherine Cantieri | |
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Fear Dot Com (2002) |
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"Even if FearDotCom wasn't a good five years behind the curve, it would still be saddled with a ludicrous script, nonsensical direction and wince-inducing performances." | |
Catherine Cantieri | |
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0/5 |
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Juwanna Mann (2002) |
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"We have given a name to our pain, and that name is Juwanna Mann." | |
Catherine Cantieri | |
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5/5 |
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M (1931) |
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Catherine Cantieri | |
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Men in Black II (2002) |
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"Was that movie nothing more than a tepid exercise in trotting out a formula that worked five years ago but has since lost its fizz?" | |
Catherine Cantieri | |
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3/5 |
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Point Break (1991) |
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Catherine Cantieri | |
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Red Dragon (2002) |
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"Maybe it's just us, but Hopkins's interpretation is starting to feel like bad drag." | |
Catherine Cantieri | |
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Reign of Fire (2002) |
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"Sweet gentle Jesus, did the screenwriters just do a cut-and-paste of every bad action-movie line in history?" | |
Catherine Cantieri | |
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Scooby-Doo - The Movie (2002) |
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"It made us want to run out and get our very own lobotomy, if only so we could forget having watched that godawful movie." | |
Catherine Cantieri | |
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Signs (2002) |
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"Shyamalan apparently wants or needs to be compared favorably or even neutrally to Alfred Hitchcock, but in this regard, he's doomed to fail." | |
Catherine Cantieri | |
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Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones (2002) |
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"Basically, it's pretty but dumb." | |
Catherine Cantieri | |
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Swimfan (2002) |
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"...a listless tale of sex, stalkers and stupidity for the SAT set." | |
Catherine Cantieri | |
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The Transporter (2002) |
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"We sighed, we swooned, we fell in love. It's really too bad that the movie itself sucks out loud." | |
Catherine Cantieri | |
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Undercover Brother (2002) |
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"UB equally spoofs and celebrates the more outre aspects of 'black culture' and the dorkier aspects of 'white culture,' even as it points out how inseparable the two are." | |
Catherine Cantieri | |
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Unfaithful (2002) |
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"You can't expect anything other than an icky art-core sleazefest from director Adrian Lyne." | |
Catherine Cantieri | |
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Windtalkers (2002) |
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"There may be a great movie in this little-known (until recently classified) aspect of WW2, but Windtalkers ain't it." | |
Catherine Cantieri | |
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XXX (2002) |
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"Determinedly XTrEmE SPoRtz!(tm)...and really, isn't that a little 1994?" | |
Catherine Cantieri | |
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