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Rating Title | Year Quote Author
1 57%

Die Another Day (2002)

Posted Nov 18, 2011

Edgar Z

2 77%

Team America - World Police (2004)

"Team America is funny as [heck] (this review has been edited for profanity by the MPAA, all involving puppets)."

Posted Oct 12, 2004

Sean Conover

3 40%

Ladder 49 (2004)

"Cubicle 49 about the life of an accountant would have been quite a bit less interesting, but put it in the middle of a firehouse and Ladder 49 is what you'd get."

Posted Sep 28, 2004

Sean Conover

4 31%

The Forgotten (2004)

"...enjoyable, in an X-Files sort-of-way."

Posted Sep 22, 2004

Sean Conover

5 86%

Garden State (2004)

"...the most enjoyable film of the year."

Posted Sep 17, 2004

Sean Conover

6 18%

Paparazzi (2004)

"The guys that write all of those "Dummies" books could utilize Wicker Park as the basis for "Stalking for Dummies.""

Posted Sep 3, 2004

Sean Conover

7 64%

13 Going on 30 (2004)

"Not a must-see, but not a bad choice when picking up some movies at the video store for the weekend."

Posted Aug 29, 2004

Sean Conover

8 95%

Hero (2004)

"Hero is, by far, the most beautiful movie I have ever seen."

Posted Aug 29, 2004

Sean Conover

9 14%

Without A Paddle (2004)

"There are moments that [Without a Paddle] starts veering down a trail of mediocrity that could derail the film, but thankfully it catches itself before it does."

Posted Aug 17, 2004

Sean Conover

10 5%

Yu-Gi-Oh! - The Movie (Yűgi˘: Gekij˘-ban) (2004)

"[Yu-Gi-Oh!] may appeal to fans of the game, but for a newcomer, this movie is not worth the time."

Posted Aug 17, 2004

Sean Conover

11 72%

Open Water (2004)

"While the Blair Witch Project convinced me never to go camping again, Open Water has done the same for swimming in the ocean: never again."

Posted Aug 17, 2004

Sean Conover

12 25%

The Princess Diaries 2 - Royal Engagement (2004)

"Sweet, romantic and funny, this is the perfect romantic tale for young (and young-at-heart) Princesses everywhere."

Posted Aug 5, 2004

Sean Conover

13 86%

Collateral (2004)

"...a methodical time bomb, visually mind-blowing and thrilling down to the last few ticks."

Posted Aug 5, 2004

Sean Conover

14 43%

The Village (2004)

"The Village is a very, very enjoyable movie and well worth the price of admission, but the major twist and the film's ending are a tad anticlimactic."

Posted Jul 30, 2004

Sean Conover

15 66%

Anchorman - The Legend Of Ron Burgundy (2004)

"Mildly funny, and sometimes painfully not, Anchorman has it's moments, but not enough of them."

Posted Jul 6, 2004

Sean Conover

16 32%

King Arthur (2004)

"Plenty of substance and style, but lacking in story and charisma, "King Arthur" fails to present an enjoyable tale."

Posted Jun 29, 2004

Sean Conover

17 94%

Spider-Man 2 (2004)

"[Spider-Man 2] blows its predecessor out of the water."

Posted Jun 24, 2004

Sean Conover

18 52%

The Notebook (2004)

"It is what it sets out to be, which is a pure and simple romance."

Posted Jun 24, 2004

Sean Conover

19 29%

The Chronicles of Riddick (2004)

"[Vin Diesel's] one-liners and bespectacled-dome aren't enough to save a rather weak and cliched plot"

Posted Jun 9, 2004

Sean Conover

20 61%

Saved! (2004)

"Making fun of religion can be a tricky process...but Saved! hits it right in the funny bone."

Posted Jun 9, 2004

Sean Conover

21 43%

Waterworld (1995)

Posted Jun 7, 2004

Sean Conover

22 74%

Doc Hollywood (1991)

Posted Jun 7, 2004

Sean Conover

23 15%

Garfield - The Movie (2004)

"Where the film fails (in more ways than one), [Bill] Murray makes up for it with snappy wit and above-average one-liners that will keep kids laughing and adults smiling."

Posted Jun 7, 2004

Sean Conover

24 45%

The Day After Tomorrow (2004)

"On a grand scale, the film tries to overachieve, and falls flat."

Posted May 31, 2004

Sean Conover

25 91%

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004)

"As Cuarˇn takes over the helm, it's time to grow up and get gritty."

Posted May 28, 2004

Sean Conover

26 89%

Shrek 2 (2004)

"Shrek 2 is as good, if not better, than the original."

Posted May 14, 2004

Sean Conover

27 54%

Troy (2004)

"Falls in between being a great epic and a star-studded Clash of the Grecians."

Posted May 13, 2004

Sean Conover

28 12%

Catch That Kid (2004)

"The story, if actually geared towards adults, might not have been half bad."

Posted Feb 5, 2004

Sean Conover

29 47%

The Money Pit (1986)

Posted Feb 5, 2004

Sean Conover

30 80%

Miracle (2004)

"The action on the ice is kept cold and hard, and you feel every bone-rattling check into the boards."

Posted Feb 5, 2004

Sean Conover

31 12%

Against the Ropes (2004)

"[Jackie] Kellen is..reduced to an attractive woman with brains, getting a break with a talented boxer and running with it."

Posted Jan 29, 2004

Sean Conover

32 26%

Along Came Polly (2004)

"The glue that keeps this film from veering into the not-very-humorous and schmaltzy romance category is ... Phillip Seymour Hoffman."

Posted Jan 15, 2004

Sean Conover

33 77%

The Cooler (2003)

"An excellent display of 'less is more.'"

Posted Jan 15, 2004

Sean Conover

34 77%

Peter Pan (2003)

"One of the most amazingly beautiful renderings of the beloved classic that could possibly even rival Disney's masterpiece."

Posted Dec 16, 2003

Sean Conover

35 65%

The Last Samurai (2003)

"The Last Samurai is an amazing film filled with beauty, action, and most importantly of all, honor and integrity."

Posted Dec 3, 2003

Sean Conover

36 85%

Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World (2003)

"With all of the drama, battle scenes, and terrific acting, in the end we're left with a two hours of a rather dull story."

Posted Nov 4, 2003

Sean Conover

37 36%

The Matrix Revolutions (2003)

"[The Wachowski Brothers] stayed (for the most part) true to their vision of the premise and completed a visionary masterpiece as a whole. "

Posted Nov 4, 2003

Sean Conover

38 63%

Love Actually (2003)

"Love Actually is a winner because it doesn't declare any victors, only players who are still trying to interpret the playbook."

Posted Oct 31, 2003

Sean Conover

39 38%

Brother Bear (2003)

"It's as if Disney took a half step backwards in story, animation, and, most particularly, song."

Posted Oct 29, 2003

Sean Conover

40 75%

Intolerable Cruelty (2003)

"As is common in most the Coen's films, the films characteristics are grossly overplayed to maximize silliness."

Posted Oct 8, 2003

Sean Conover

41 45%

Good Boy! (2003)

"The humor is there in parts, but it never comes together to form a cohesive, fully enjoyable film."

Posted Oct 4, 2003

Sean Conover

42 72%

Runaway Jury (2003)

"Runaway Jury is one of the best courtroom dramas to hit the big screen in many years, and may just be Grisham's best to make the transformation."

Posted Oct 3, 2003

Sean Conover

43 92%

School of Rock (2003)

""The School of Rock" is worth the tuition."

Posted Oct 3, 2003

Sean Conover

44 31%

Underworld (2003)

"In typical Hollywood fashion, if you can look past a few inconsistencies, the movie as a whole will be o.k."

Posted Sep 21, 2003

Sean Conover

45 59%

Secondhand Lions (2003)

"A great story for children and their parents to enjoy together."

Posted Sep 18, 2003

Sean Conover

46 82%

Matchstick Men (2003)

"Nicholas Cage, Sam Rockwell, and Alison Lohman form a perfect con-trifecta."

Posted Sep 9, 2003

Sean Conover

47 23%

Dickie Roberts - Former Child Star (2003)

"It doesn't push too far at making fun, and is lighthearted enough without becoming schmaltzy."

Posted Sep 9, 2003

Sean Conover

48 42%

The Fighting Temptations (2003)

"I was ready to start dancing in the aisle!"

Posted Sep 5, 2003

Sean Conover

49 23%

Jeepers Creepers 2 (2003)

"To be fair, there are a few funny one-liners, and some interesting scenes with flares, but it's nothing scary ... or creepy ... or even mildly entertaining."

Posted Aug 27, 2003

Sean Conover

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