Dallas Observer

Rating Title | Year Quote Author
53%

Spanglish (2004)

"Less a story than a snapshot of a crumbling marriage populated by sitcom characters."

Robert Wilonsky

5%

Christmas with the Kranks (2004)

"It's a celebration of conformity, a film that begs for laughs by mocking and ridiculing anyone who harbors an original thought or action."

Robert Wilonsky

90%

Kinsey (2004)

"It's a love letter from a director to a ghost who still hovers over us all."

Robert Wilonsky

44%

National Treasure (2004)

"Watching it is akin to sitting next to someone else hogging the PlayStation controller as he steers a character through a maze in search of clues that lead only to more clues that finally land in a dreary dead end."

Robert Wilonsky

18%

After the Sunset (2004)

"The witless inanity of After the Sunset is so numbing that the sole reason for any living creature to sit through it is to marvel at the speed and variety of actress Salma Hayek's costume changes."

Bill Gallo

27%

Bridget Jones - The Edge of Reason (2004)

Robert Wilonsky

49%

Alfie (2004)

Robert Wilonsky

97%

The Incredibles (2004)

"The Incredibles is beautiful to look at, but even more lovely beneath the computer-generated surfaces."

Robert Wilonsky

96%

Sideways (2004)

Melissa Levine

95%

End of the Century - The Story of the Ramones (2004)

"The Ramones have been commodified, deified, even gentrified, but seldom have they been so thoroughly analyzed."

Robert Wilonsky

55%

P.S. (2004)

Melissa Levine

83%

Bukowski: Born into This (2003)

"Born Into This, its title taken from one of his poems, is a remarkable movie, because, like Crumb or even American Splendor, it adores the very people most of us might ignore if they passed us on the street."

Robert Wilonsky

39%

Birth (2004)

"You're almost tempted to laugh at Birth by the end, but by then you're too busy cursing it to bother."

Robert Wilonsky

81%

Ray (2004)

"If only the movie contained half as much life as Foxx, it would be something truly remarkable -- a movie with soul, rather than one merely about it."

Robert Wilonsky

92%

Vera Drake (2004)

Melissa Levine

92%

Tarnation (2004)

Melissa Levine

9%

The Dust Factory (2004)

"one of the most original and imaginative children's films in a long time."

Luke Y. Thompson

51%

Woman Thou Art Loosed (2004)

Julie Lyons

73%

Primer (2004)

"Love it or hate it, you won't be able to leave it alone."

Robert Wilonsky

81%

Friday Night Lights (2004)

"The movie works because Berg never forgets to keep his heart in the game and not just his head."

Robert Wilonsky

62%

I Heart Huckabees (2004)

"But what does it all mean? Dunno and don't care, because there's nothing here to care about."

Robert Wilonsky

53%

A Dirty Shame (2004)

Melissa Levine

31%

The Forgotten (2004)

"Veers from moving to thrilling to wildly silly like a temperamental patient who has lost his meds."

Robert Wilonsky

32%

When Will I Be Loved (2004)

"It's unfortunate that, nudity and all, this is one of Toback's absolute worst efforts."

Luke Y. Thompson

48%

Silver City (2004)

"It wears out its welcome well before its halfway point, by which time you're either so tangled up in plot points you're strangling, or so bored you just wish you were being strangled."

Robert Wilonsky

21%

Resident Evil - Apocalypse (2004)

"Several visual nods to the game are amusing, but it's tough to recommend the movie to anyone who doesn't already own a PlayStation."

Luke Y. Thompson

54%

Cellular (2004)

"If you can cast all semblance of logic aside, it's sort of fun."

Luke Y. Thompson

94%

Short Cuts (1993)

Melissa Levine

70%

Criminal (2004)

"It instantly earns a place alongside Jim McBride's pointless American take on Godard's Breathless on Hollywood's long, long shelf of misguided remakes."

Bill Gallo

75%

Arven (The Inheritance) (2004)

"The Inheritance offers a more fascinating fictionalized look at what cut-throat capitalism can do to conscience."

Luke Y. Thompson

50%

Vanity Fair (2004)

Melissa Levine

96%

Festival Express (2003)

Melissa Levine

90%

Mean Creek (2004)

"Not only the chemistry among the kids but also the tensions and complexities in their relationships feel extraordinarily real."

Jean Oppenheimer

64%

We Don't Live Here Anymore (2004)

Melissa Levine

73%

Stander (2004)

"Sstirringly, thrillingly animated."

Robert Wilonsky

14%

Without A Paddle (2004)

"Summer movies don't get much sillier or more empty-headed than Without a Paddle."

Bill Gallo

45%

Nicotina (2004)

"It's as though director Hugo Rodríguez and writer Martín Salinas watched every movie ever influenced by a Tarantino movie -- not the real thing, even -- and boiled them into something bland."

Robert Wilonsky

19%

She Hate Me (2004)

Melissa Levine

86%

Garden State (2004)

"It's like a perfect pop song -- that thing that makes you smile and tear up at the same time."

Robert Wilonsky

26%

The Princess Diaries 2 - Royal Engagement (2004)

Melissa Levine

86%

Collateral (2004)

"Cruise has almost nothing going for him this time around in the way of props, and even less than usual in the way of character."

Bill Gallo

93%

Riding Giants (2004)

"If you are willing to accept Peralta's rather blinkered notion of American history you will probably embrace Riding Giants with the passion of a true believer. If not, you might see it as another engaging sermon delivered by a slightly crazed missionary."

Bill Gallo

21%

Little Black Book (2004)

"It's a self-satisfied, self-loathing mess that demands you adore and cheer for the very person you come to hate well before its 105 minutes are up."

Robert Wilonsky

88%

Metallica - Some Kind of Monster (2004)

"The movie permits us to hover from first riff to last encore, during which Metallica finds a new record and itself just as it all seems to be coming apart."

Robert Wilonsky

81%

The Manchurian Candidate (2004)

"It's like a great singer's rendition of a hoary standard."

Robert Wilonsky

97%

Maria Full of Grace (2004)

"Although a work of fiction, the film evinces the power and grit of a documentary."

Jean Oppenheimer

90%

The Corporation (2004)

Melissa Levine

48%

De-Lovely (2004)

"The movie is but a pale imitation of Porter's amazing life. Here, it just looks, well, kind of interesting."

Robert Wilonsky

67%

The Door in the Floor (2004)

Melissa Levine

66%

Anchorman - The Legend Of Ron Burgundy (2004)

"At its best it plays like modern-day Marx Brothers in which every single thing that happens makes no sense and serves no purpose and nothing happens for any reason at all."

Robert Wilonsky

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