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Film Quips Online

Rating Title | Year Quote Author
69%

You've Got Mail (1998)

"You've Got Mail is probably not as engaging as Sleepless, with which it will inevitably be compared, but it has its moments."

John R. McEwen

51%

Meet Joe Black (1998)

John R. McEwen

56%

The Mexican (2001)

John R. McEwen

48%

Eight Legged Freaks (2002)

"While the gigantic spider animation is not bad in this movie, just about everything else is absolutely awful, including the story, the dialogue, and especially the acting."

John R. McEwen

10%

Supernova (2000)

John R. McEwen

7%

Dragonfly (2002)

"Gad-does anybody have a really big fly swatter?"

John R. McEwen

81%

One Hour Photo (2002)

"...Veers back and forth between pointless and preposterous, with a pace so slow it's like watching film develop."

John R. McEwen

61%

Blue Crush (2002)

"The acting is generally not bad in this movie... but the real star is the camerawork."

John R. McEwen

79%

Shanghai Noon (2000)

"Wilson is the glue that holds the story together, and propels Shanghai Noon to the same stature held by Rush Hour."

John R. McEwen

20%

The Crew (2000)

John R. McEwen

68%

Legally Blonde (2001)

John R. McEwen

90%

Cast Away (2000)

"If all of Cast Away were as gripping as its long midsection, it would be overwhelming; still, even with its flaws, it marks another milestone performance for Tom Hanks as well as for Robert Zemeckis."

John R. McEwen

31%

Murder by Numbers (2002)

"The literal cliffhanger ending is far too overblown to be convincing, but most of what comes before it deserves praise."

John R. McEwen

42%

The Man Who Knew Too Little (1997)

John R. McEwen

68%

Treasure Planet (2002)

"It's beautiful, it's funny, it's colorful. But somehow the magic isn't exactly there in full measure."

John R. McEwen

17%

Queen of the Damned (2002)

"Wait for this movie to come out on video, where you can witness the sucking in the privacy of your own home."

John R. McEwen

52%

Fairy Tale - A True Story (1997)

John R. McEwen

42%

The Majestic (2001)

John R. McEwen

79%

Iris (2001)

"There is not a slouch in this film, in front of or behind the camera."

John R. McEwen

29%

Clockstoppers (2002)

"Director Frakes steps triumphantly into the ring of Hollywood mediocrity with this effort..."

John R. McEwen

67%

Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones 3D (2013)

"My God, how wonderful it would be if it just even pretended to not be so commercialized."

John R. McEwen

80%

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (2001)

"Full of well-designed atmospheric charm, full of wondrous, expensive effects and mediocre-at-best acting, full of media hype and holiday-season merchandising opportunities."

John R. McEwen

11%

Wing Commander (1999)

John R. McEwen

62%

Paulie (1998)

"Surprisingly enjoyable."

John R. McEwen

15%

The Jackal (1997)

John R. McEwen

44%

Final Fantasy - The Spirits Within (2001)

"A delight, rising well above the standard animated action formula."

John R. McEwen

45%

Small Soldiers (1998)

John R. McEwen

52%

Angela's Ashes (1999)

John R. McEwen

37%

Sweet Home Alabama (2002)

"Mediocre is too harsh a word-this film is merely average."

John R. McEwen

83%

Magnolia (1999)

"If any film could be described as 'art for art's sake,' it would be Paul Thomas Anderson's Magnolia."

John R. McEwen

61%

Rush Hour (1998)

"Rush Hour would be a lot more valuable if it were not so heavily based on other successful films, but if you're looking for mindless entertainment, you could do worse."

John R. McEwen

88%

Titanic (2012)

"The plot before the collision is almost dispensable, but from that moment on, it is absolutely riveting."

John R. McEwen

50%

Kate & Leopold (2001)

"...An average, workmanlike production, virtually indistinguishable from any other example of the pat, easily digested, box-office-successful formula faithfully churned out by Hollywood every day of the year."

John R. McEwen

85%

Wag the Dog (1997)

"...Fun, but not very believable."

John R. McEwen

18%

Collateral Damage (2002)

"Rule of thumb: if Arnold Schwarzenegger is the smartest person in a movie, you've got problems."

John R. McEwen

54%

Girl, Interrupted (1999)

"The acting by Ryder, Jolie, and Goldberg is excellent enough to forgive the problems inherent in the script."

John R. McEwen

7%

I Still Know What You Did Last Summer (1998)

"When I heard the sequel's title, I strongly considered resigning this post."

John R. McEwen

13%

Lost and Found (1999)

John R. McEwen

80%

He Got Game (1998)

"It is a wonderful thing to watch two artists work so well together. I am speaking, in this case, of Spike Lee and Denzel Washington."

John R. McEwen

91%

The Apostle (1998)

"Robert Duvall, writer, director, producer, and star of The Apostle, absolutely seethes with the character of Sonny Dewey (alias Apostle E.F.) in this, perhaps the best performance of his career."

John R. McEwen

83%

Waking Ned Devine (1998)

"There's plenty of enjoyment to be found here, whether it be the humor, the honest performances, or just the sheer beauty. And I have to admit, it put me in the mood for a pint."

John R. McEwen

61%

Recess: School's Out (2001)

"If you have to take the kids to a low-rent cartoon, this experience at least is enjoyably trippy."

John R. McEwen

46%

Runaway Bride (1999)

John R. McEwen

93%

Out of Sight (1998)

"The film owes a lot of its style to those produced by Quentin Tarantino, focusing heavily on characterization and quirky cinematography and not just pounding out a linear storyline."

John R. McEwen

74%

Signs (2002)

"[Shyamalan's] treatment doesn't always make perfect sense, but what his film lacks in logic is more than made up for in atmosphere."

John R. McEwen

75%

Rugrats in Paris - The Movie (2000)

"The writing team is adept at childish malapropisms and the skewed perspectives of 5-year-olds, but the characterizations and plot lines are witheringly simplistic."

John R. McEwen

95%

Antz (1998)

"...A spectacular computer-animated cartoon that is sure to give Disney's upcoming A Bug's Life a run for its sugar grains."

John R. McEwen

79%

The Prince of Egypt (1998)

"Though I don't recommend this film for very small children, it could be a great learning tool for teens, church youth groups, or aspiring animators. But you may be required to answer some tough questions. Better go bone up on your Old Testament."

John R. McEwen

3%

Bless the Child (2000)

"If this film were just written badly, or just acted badly, it might have some value. But here we have a double negative."

John R. McEwen

50%

Life (1999)

John R. McEwen

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