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Movie Gazette

Rating Title | Year Quote Author
1 0%

Sleepaway Camp III - Teenage Wasteland (1989)

"Time for the tentpoles to come down (even if there are another two sequels). "

Posted Jun 18, 2013

Anton Bitel

2 75%

Sleepaway Camp (1983)

"Camp eighties slasher classic with a well disguised twist."

Posted Jun 18, 2013

Anton Bitel

3 17%

Sleepaway Camp II - Unhappy Campers (1988)

"If you have ever wanted to see bratpack adolescents get their bloody comeuppance, then this teen-trashing sequel might just put a smile on your acne-pocked face."

Posted Jun 18, 2013

Anton Bitel

4 29%

Silent Hill (2006)

"An eerie, disturbing film, not for fans of the game" EDIT

Posted Aug 22, 2009

5 ——

Lady Musashino (Musashino fujin) (1951)

"An elegy for Japanese times past and future, leaving a taste as bitter as cyanide."

Posted Oct 22, 2007

Anton Bitel

6 ——

Chunky Monkey (2001)

"Like an Edward Hopper painting commissioned by Monty Python, Chunky Monkey brings together an unlikely cast of off-kilter caricatures."

Posted Oct 1, 2007

Anton Bitel

7 ——

Black Rainbow (2000)

"An effectively eerie supernatural thriller - even if it tries to exorcise a few too many ghosts for its own good."

Posted Sep 10, 2007

Anton Bitel

8 ——

American Yakuza (1993)

"It is is in effect 'The Godfather: the next Generation' - an immigrant saga of family, blood and assimilation that just happens to be set in the world of organised crime."

Posted Sep 10, 2007

Anton Bitel

9 10%

Dr. Seuss - The Cat in the Hat (2003)

"much of the film is padded out by the comic business of Mike Myers' cat, in a deeply flawed role falling somewhere between a stand-up dying on stage or an alcoholic clown harassing kids at a birthday party."

Posted Sep 10, 2007

Anton Bitel

10 ——

Diameter of the Bomb ()

"Diameter Of The Bomb traces an explosion's ripple effect through two communities locked in mutual anguish, while offering in its own dialectic form a model for something like a solution to the endless horror."

Posted Jun 15, 2007

Anton Bitel

11 ——

Paranoia Agent - Vol. 1: Enter Lil' Slugger (2004)

Posted Oct 22, 2005

Anton Bitel

12 58%

Night Watch (Nochnoi Dozor) (2006)

EDIT

Posted Oct 20, 2005

13 95%

Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit (2005)

EDIT

Posted Oct 15, 2005

14 89%

Neko no Ongaeshi (The Cat Returns) (2002)

"despite its exquisite artwork and expert voice cast, this still looks a bit like the bedraggled runt of the Ghibli litter."

Posted Sep 30, 2005

Anton Bitel

15 36%

Chicken Little (2005)

EDIT

Posted Sep 24, 2005

16 25%

The Da Vinci Code (2006)

EDIT

Posted Sep 9, 2005

17 83%

Tim Burton's Corpse Bride (2005)

EDIT

Posted Sep 9, 2005

18 38%

The Brothers Grimm (2005)

EDIT

Posted Sep 9, 2005

19 84%

King Kong (2005)

EDIT

Posted Sep 2, 2005

20 76%

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe (2005)

EDIT

Posted Sep 2, 2005

21 83%

Bombon: El Perro (2009)

"A bittersweet tale of dreams dashed and kindness rewarded in dog-eat-dog Patagonia."

Posted Aug 27, 2005

Anton Bitel

22 42%

Herbie: Fully Loaded (2005)

Posted Aug 19, 2005

Gary Panton

23 13%

Stealth (2005)

Posted Aug 19, 2005

Gary Panton

24 40%

The Island (2005)

Posted Aug 19, 2005

Gary Panton

25 64%

Fever Pitch (The Perfect Catch) (2005)

Posted Aug 19, 2005

Gary Panton

26 23%

Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)

Posted Aug 19, 2005

Gary Panton

27 98%

Airplane! (1980)

Posted Aug 19, 2005

Gary Panton

28 39%

D.E.B.S. (2004)

Posted Aug 19, 2005

Gary Panton

29 37%

The Skeleton Key (2005)

Posted Aug 19, 2005

Gary Panton

30 53%

The Devil's Rejects (2005)

"one disorientingly demented trip through the terrain of 1970s outlaw grindhouse."

Posted Aug 13, 2005

Anton Bitel

31 ——

Unstoppable (9 Lives) (2004)

Posted Aug 13, 2005

Gary Panton

32 91%

Panic (2000)

Posted Aug 5, 2005

Gary Panton

33 84%

The Sea Inside (Mar Adentro) (The Sea Within) (2004)

Posted Aug 5, 2005

Gary Panton

34 75%

Wedding Crashers (2005)

Posted Aug 5, 2005

Gary Panton

35 71%

My Best Friend's Wedding (1997)

Posted Aug 5, 2005

Gary Panton

36 ——

Das Wunder von Bern (The Miracle of Bern) (2003)

Posted Aug 5, 2005

Gary Panton

37 12%

Batman & Robin (1997)

Posted Aug 5, 2005

Gary Panton

38 36%

Dear Wendy (2005)

"This satirical love letter to America's gun culture has a very high calibre."

Posted Aug 5, 2005

Anton Bitel

39 79%

Rock 'n' Roll High School (1979)

Posted Aug 5, 2005

Gary Panton

40 87%

Mayor of the Sunset Strip (2004)

Posted Aug 5, 2005

Gary Panton

41 55%

Madagascar (2005)

Posted Aug 5, 2005

Gary Panton

42 67%

Shallow Ground (2004)

Posted Aug 3, 2005

Anton Bitel

43 0%

The Bone Snatcher (2003)

"Highly derivative, but still watchable, desert-set creature feature which will get your pet aardvark drooling. "

Posted Jul 30, 2005

Anton Bitel

44 76%

The Virgin Suicides (2000)

Posted Jul 29, 2005

Gary Panton

45 28%

Not Another Teen Movie (2001)

Posted Jul 29, 2005

Gary Panton

46 92%

Tarnation (2004)

Posted Jul 29, 2005

Anton Bitel

47 71%

The Fifth Element (1997)

Posted Jul 29, 2005

Gary Panton

48 80%

The Brood (1979)

"it's Cronenberg's Kramer Vs. Kramer - although Benton's film never featured dwarfish homicidal psychopaths amongst its methods for bridging irreconcilable differences."

Posted Jul 29, 2005

Anton Bitel

49 22%

Coyote Ugly (2000)

Posted Jul 29, 2005

Gary Panton

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