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Rating Title | Year Quote Author
43%

Guess Who (2005)

"Guess what - it's bad!"

Jackie K. Cooper

15%

Miss Congeniality 2 - Armed and Fabulous (2005)

"A tired, dull bunch of bull-ock"

Jackie K. Cooper

20%

The Ring Two (2005)

"Proof positive that most sequels are bad ideas."

Jackie K. Cooper

52%

Ice Princess (2005)

"The film glides smoothly on the beauty and charm of Michelle Trachtenberg."

Jackie K. Cooper

35%

Hostage (2005)

"A step up from 'The Whole Ten Yards' if that means anything."

Jackie K. Cooper

64%

Robots (2005)

"Joins 'Bicententennial Man' as another reason for Robin Williams to stay away from robot movies."

Jackie K. Cooper

44%

The Jacket (2005)

"Its compelling desire to be convoluted and quirky dilutes its entertainment value."

Jackie K. Cooper

30%

Be Cool (2005)

"Travolta is the epitome of cool"

Jackie K. Cooper

20%

The Pacifier (2005)

"Diesel loses steam as he aims for the family audience"

Jackie K. Cooper

8%

Man of the House (2005)

"Jones basset hound looks are put to good use in making this comedy better than it should have been"

Jackie K. Cooper

16%

Cursed (2005)

"The only good thing about this film is that Christina Ricci is still channeling Wednesday Addams."

Jackie K. Cooper

15%

Diary of a Mad Black Woman (2005)

"A romantic and righteous - but also schizoid - movie."

Jackie K. Cooper

53%

Because of Winn-Dixie (2005)

"A sweet movie that takes its own sweet time in telling its story."

Jackie K. Cooper

46%

Constantine (2005)

"Keanu can do better than this."

Jackie K. Cooper

69%

Hitch (2005)

"Hitch has us from hello."

Jackie K. Cooper

79%

Pooh's Heffalump Movie (2005)

"Lumpy, the "heffalump," is a welcome addtion to the world of Pooh"

Jackie K. Cooper

13%

Boogeyman (2005)

"Watson goes from "7th Heaven" to "two hour hell" in this scary but senseless movie"

Jackie K. Cooper

10%

The Wedding Date (2005)

"Tonight a very special "Will and Grace." Grace goes to London without Will. Dermot Mulrooney guest stars."

Jackie K. Cooper

90%

Hotel Rwanda (2004)

"Don Cheadle provides heart and hope in this story of tragedy"

Jackie K. Cooper

13%

Hide and Seek (2005)

"To enjoy this movie you have to leave logic outside the theater and just go for the thrills and chills."

Jackie K. Cooper

1%

Alone in the Dark (2005)

"Anyone who chooses to watch this film will probably be alone in the dark as most theaters will be empty"

Jackie K. Cooper

60%

Assault on Precinct 13 (2005)

"Plotholes along the way keep it from being as good as it should be"

Jackie K. Cooper

33%

The Phantom of the Opera (2005)

"Could have used some 'star power,' but overall should make Webber followers happy"

Jackie K. Cooper

11%

Are We There Yet? (2005)

"Adults will be asking, 'Is it over yet?'"

Jackie K. Cooper

65%

Coach Carter (2005)

"Its 'Hoosiers' in the hood"

Jackie K. Cooper

88%

House of Flying Daggers (2004)

"Scenes of such beauty they stun the senses"

Jackie K. Cooper

83%

In Good Company (2004)

"Quaid and Grace make a winning team in this toitally enjoyable movie"

Jackie K. Cooper

10%

Elektra (2005)

"Nothing Elektra-fying about Garner or this movie"

Jackie K. Cooper

91%

Million Dollar Baby (2004)

"This movie packs a solid entertainment punch."

Jackie K. Cooper

9%

White Noise (2005)

"They may call it white noise, but I call it static."

Jackie K. Cooper

53%

The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)

"A take off on Jacques Cousteau's life that never takes off"

Jackie K. Cooper

23%

Fat Albert (2004)

"At heart a good intentioned family film"

Jackie K. Cooper

87%

The Aviator (2004)

"All of Hughes' obsessions and compulsions come to life thanks to DiCaprio's signature performance"

Jackie K. Cooper

38%

Meet The Fockers (2004)

"A one joke movie but Streisand and Hoffman make that one joke enjoyable."

Jackie K. Cooper

53%

Spanglish (2004)

"This movie speaks the language of the heart."

Jackie K. Cooper

72%

Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004)

"You can't make entertainment lemonade out of this lemon of a movie."

Jackie K. Cooper

30%

Flight of the Phoenix (2004)

"Doesn't soar to new heights but doesn't crash and burn either."

Jackie K. Cooper

55%

Ocean's Twelve (2004)

"Too many cooks spoil a meal; too many stars spoil a movie."

Jackie K. Cooper

26%

Blade: Trinity (2004)

"After three installments this Blade is getting rusty."

Jackie K. Cooper

96%

Sideways (2004)

"Sideways, forward, back - wherever these four characters go I will follow"

Jackie K. Cooper

68%

Closer (2004)

"Drop the "C" from the title and you have my opinion of this movie"

Jackie K. Cooper

83%

Finding Neverland (2004)

"Never underestimate the depth of Johnny Depp's acting talent"

Jackie K. Cooper

16%

Alexander (2004)

"Alexander meet Ivan; you're both terrible"

Jackie K. Cooper

27%

Bridget Jones - The Edge of Reason (2004)

"Bridget is back, but the question is why?"

Jackie K. Cooper

68%

The Spongebob Squarepants Movie (2004)

"It may be aimed at children, but my inner child was screaming, "Get me out of here!""

Jackie K. Cooper

44%

National Treasure (2004)

"Every Bruckheimer film is a potential pot of gold and this one is no exception."

Jackie K. Cooper

33%

Seed Of Chucky (2004)

"Let's hope no other seeds of Chucky are planted aor planned."

Jackie K. Cooper

18%

After the Sunset (2004)

"From a distance the poster for this movie makes Brosnan look like he is playing in "Dawn of the Dead," and maybe that would have been a better choice for him."

Jackie K. Cooper

56%

The Polar Express (2004)

"Children will be enthralled but for adults the book is better."

Jackie K. Cooper

49%

Alfie (2004)

"What's it all about? Not much."

Jackie K. Cooper

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