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Sean the Movie Guy

Rating Title | Year Quote Author
83%

Finding Neverland (2004)

"It's simply magical to watch as boys jumping on the bed suddenly take flight in Barrie's mind"

Sean McBride

44%

National Treasure (2004)

"too preposterous to be believed yet too concerned with historicity to work as an adventure tale."

Sean McBride

27%

Bridget Jones - The Edge of Reason (2004)

" the sequel gives us a heroine who acts like an idiot and then whines about the lack of men in her life."

Sean McBride

56%

The Polar Express (2004)

"has good intentions, but doesn't quite succeed because its animation style is a little too inadvertently creepy for a mainstream Christmas flick"

Sean McBride

97%

The Incredibles (2004)

"it's difficult to imagine anyone who won't be thoroughly entertained by this terrific family adventure."

Sean McBride

81%

Ray (2004)

"features an outstanding performance by Jamie Foxx in the title role, luscious production design and of course, all of that great Ray Charles music."

Sean McBride

62%

I Heart Huckabees (2004)

"I have no idea what writer/director David O. Russell was trying to accomplish with this messy but not-quite-a-disaster of a movie."

Sean McBride

48%

Saw (2004)

"Sick as the story is, it's the visuals that give Saw it's visceral punch."

Sean McBride

51%

Woman Thou Art Loosed (2004)

"It sounds like a rather overt Christian message, but the film is actually more of a cautionary melodrama with religious sermons sprinkled in between the various scenes"

Sean McBride

39%

The Grudge (2004)

"even though the plot is a bit disjointed and the characters are underdrawn, the truly terrifying ghosts are more than worth the price of admission."

Sean McBride

91%

Shaun of the Dead (2004)

"The whole outlandish situation is treated with typical English stoicism, leading to some wonderfully funny moments."

Sean McBride

46%

Shall We Dance (2004)

" this is a thoroughly likable flick, one that will have even the most rhythmically challenged schlub leaving the theater with a bounce in his step and twinkle in his eye."

Sean McBride

10%

Taxi (2004)

"Queen Latifah has charisma to burn, but not even she can rescue this silly little movie with its absurd plot and one-note characters"

Sean McBride

81%

Friday Night Lights (2004)

"I'll stop short of calling it the greatest sports movie ever created, but it's certainly got to be up there in the top five."

Sean McBride

36%

Shark Tale (2004)

". . . more concerned with keeping the puns flowing than with actually telling a good story"

Sean McBride

86%

Garden State (2004)

"an auspicious film debut which features some quirky-yet-endearing performances, a killer soundtrack, and a screenplay far deeper than we should expect from a mere sitcom actor"

Sean McBride

31%

The Forgotten (2004)

"it works as long as you don't have time to think about what's really going on. Unfortunately, the last act slows down to unravel the mystery and the whole film falls apart."

Sean McBride

72%

Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow (2004)

"The film is beautiful to look at and fascinating to talk about, but the story is a bit stuck too much in the 1930s to really engage a modern audience."

Sean McBride

54%

Cellular (2004)

"turns out to be an exciting thriller despite the fact that it's just a desperate woman talking on the phone to a random stranger"

Sean McBride

23%

Wicker Park (2004)

"a melancholy mess of a movie where attractive people act like idiots for a few hours, all the while performing as if they were in a murder mystery or a ghost story."

Sean McBride

18%

Paparazzi (2004)

"a routine action thriller at best, one that hopes the audience will be so swept up by rage and revenge that they forget that the hero has become a criminal."

Sean McBride

71%

Napoleon Dynamite (2004)

" I don't know if I was laughing at [Napoleon] or with him, but I was certainly laughing during the movie."

Sean McBride

26%

Anacondas - The Hunt for the Blood Orchid (2004)

"I can appreciate a good B-movie as much as the next guy, but even by the very relaxed standards of B-moviedom, "Anacondas 2" is a rather sad affair."

Sean McBride

95%

Hero (2004)

"that rarest of cinematic feats: a genre martial arts flick that also happens to be one of the most striking visual films I've ever seen"

Sean McBride

11%

Exorcist - The Beginning (2004)

"the special effects work on the film is so mediocre that the audience actually laughed at one moment that was intended to be terrifying. Demonic butterflies? Please."

Sean McBride

72%

Open Water (2004)

"Kudos to writer/director Chris Kentis... He really doesn't utilize much shark footage, but he certainly knows how to space it out for maximum effect."

Sean McBride

21%

AVP - Alien Vs. Predator (2004)

"...much of the film is a rather pedestrian affair, but when the aliens and predators do finally show up and start fighting each other, it's pretty kick butt stuff."

Sean McBride

74%

Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle (2004)

"as far as stoner comedies go, this is a surprisingly well-done affair"

Sean McBride

26%

The Princess Diaries 2 - Royal Engagement (2004)

"There's no spark of life in the story; nothing that will charm kids and their parents."

Sean McBride

86%

Collateral (2004)

"...a taut thrill ride that succeeds thanks to solid performances by Foxx and Cruise, and those ever-present Michael Mann visual touches."

Sean McBride

43%

The Village (2004)

"Shyamalan is on the top of his game for the most part, it's just the inane ending that drops the film down into mediocrity. "

Sean McBride

81%

The Bourne Supremacy (2004)

"Fans of the original film will certainly be pleased with this sequel."

Sean McBride

9%

Catwoman (2004)

"Not even the sight of Halle Berry brandishing a whip while wearing a barely-there black leather catsuit is enough to excuse this campy exercise in bad filmmaking."

Sean McBride

11%

A Cinderella Story (2004)

"There are no original twists, no fun takes on the archetypal characters, no interesting visual style to make the movie pop."

Sean McBride

58%

I, Robot (2004)

"'Lots of exciting action sequences, a charismatic hero, a few chuckles here and there and some top-drawer special effects work. The only thing it lacks is Isaac Asimov."

Sean McBride

15%

Sleepover (2004)

"Not only a bad flick,but a flick with a bad message."

Sean McBride

66%

Anchorman - The Legend Of Ron Burgundy (2004)

"the movie succeeds because there are so many goofy little moments that rise up out of nowhere and catch you off guard."

Sean McBride

93%

Spider-Man 2 (2004)

"It's a rare treat to watch a sequel that's better than the original. "

Sean McBride

78%

Two Brothers (2004)

"Two Brothers features some amazing wildlife cinematography and those great, almost human performances by the thirty or so tigers that were used to make the film."

Sean McBride

15%

White Chicks (2004)

"White Chicks isn't a bad film because the guys don't look convincing as women; it's a bad film because it's just not all that funny."

Sean McBride

83%

Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004)

"If Moore had narrowed his focus and spent time on his numerous assertions, this could have been a great film. As it stands now, Fahrenheit 9/11 is an unfocused mess."

Sean McBride

70%

Dodgeball - A True Underdog Story (2004)

"Dodgeball works mainly because it's full of colorful characters who are a real hoot to watch as they stumble their way through the movie."

Sean McBride

60%

The Terminal (2004)

"It may not be Saving Private Ryan II, but it's still the best adult film playing right now."

Sean McBride

15%

Garfield - The Movie (2004)

"Garfield stinks like a dead cat."

Sean McBride

27%

The Stepford Wives (2004)

"...a muddled movie that half-heartedly tries to land somewhere in between horror and comedy."

Sean McBride

90%

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004)

"This latest film is a lot darker in tone, and thanks to the new director Alfonso Cuaron, it's also a great deal scarier."

Sean McBride

22%

Van Helsing (2004)

"A movie that looks and feels just like a video game thanks to its relentless action, bombastic soundtrack and never-ending menagerie of monsters for our hero to fight."

Sean McBride

31%

Breakin' All the Rules (2004)

"it's all very silly and highly unbelievable, but the five main leads are all having a good time."

Sean McBride

54%

Troy (2004)

"...the marriage of drama and action is tenuous at times, but all in all, this is a pretty impressive grown up summer blockbuster."

Sean McBride

23%

Raising Helen (2004)

"...a mediocre movie, content with a contrived screenplay, indifferent direction and lazy performances by most of the cast."

Sean McBride

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